Early morning. A rooster crowed, and a maid hurriedly got up and dressed. The maid got dressed and got off the kang, and her delicate white little feet reached into her shoes, and with an exclamation, she shook the entire villa.

The maid was jumping on the ground with one foot, knocking her shoe upside down, and a small toad that had been trampled out of its intestines, sprayed with green liquid, fell out. The maid threw away her shoes and sat on the ground vomiting.

Another early morning. A rooster crowed, and one of the servants hurriedly got up and dressed.

The servant stretched his leg into his pants and screamed, and a small grass snake sprang out of his pants. The servant wiped the cold sweat from his head, touched the life in his crotch, and took it out and checked it carefully against the morning light to confirm that it was intact, and then he let out a sigh of relief.

Autumn, early in the morning. A rooster crowed, and one of the servants hurriedly got up and dressed.

This is the servant who was almost kissed by a snake. He carefully shook his clothes and trousers vigorously and shook them, and then he put them on proudly. And humming a sour minor.

The servant put on his shoes with some pride, but he sighed and couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "Xuanyuan Ninth Sister, this little bastard, you can't die!" The servant cursed in a low voice, shook off the shoes on his feet, and splashed feces. It turned out that someone had urine in the shoes.

All of the above is happening every day. The maids and servants who were teased all knew that Xuanyuan Jiumei (Xin Ran) did it. coincidentally, he quietly gave Xuanyuan Jiumei a nickname: Bad Seed. Since then, the name of Xuanyuan Jiumei (Xin Ran) has begun to circulate underground. And this mountain villa without a name has a new name - Xiaojiazhuang. Xuanyuan Jiumei (Xin Ran) deservedly elected as the owner.

There is an old tree in the village, which is thousands of years old. It is tall and luxuriant, with many branches. The old tree is at the center of the village. All the people in the village have to pass under this tree when they want to go to other places in the village.

One morning, a servant passed under the tree carrying a plate of steamed buns, and was suddenly doused with water. The servant looked up at the cloudless sky in a daze. But I found that in the tall branches, the ninth sister of Xuanyuan was holding up a chicken, replacing the dragon lord to rain. The servant smiled bitterly and fled.

Xuanyuan Jiumei (Xin Ran), the owner of the village, is four years old. The four-year-old owner of the village has an extraordinary physique, looking like a six- or seven-year-old child, climbing a tree to play. The four-year-old child is still wearing an open crotch. It is extremely convenient to clear the clouds and rain. As soon as the faucet is turned on, the door is opened.

Since then, under this tree, it has become an area of irregular rainfall. Among the more than 100 people in Xiaojiazhuang, except for Our Lady of Tianxiang and Mr. Beiguo, almost all of them were fortunate to be baptized by this rain.

In the military camp next to Xiaojiazhuang, there turned out to be a crazy old man. This person is surnamed Beiguo, and he is known as Mr. Beiguo. It is said that this Mr. Beiguo was originally the chief servant of the royal family of the Ziwei Empire, and he also served as a musical instrument, serving the ninety-eighth generation of Gongsun. Later, Gongsun 98th died, and Gongsun 99th succeeded to the throne, saying that Mr. Beiguo was indiscriminate, so he was assigned here.

The royal family of the Ziwei Empire is an ancient saint family, surnamed Gongsun. At this moment, it has been passed on to the ninety-ninth generation.

It is said that Mr. Beiguo has been stimulated since then and has gone a little crazy. No one paid attention to him, and he ignored no one else. Every day, except for eating and sleeping, he is constantly running around the camp. Mr. Beiguo ran like the wind. Onlookers often can't tell whether Mr. Bei Guo is the wind or whether the wind is Mr. Bei Guo. The so-called blind eye. Regarding Mr. Bei Guo's amazing body, the people in the military camp only thought that Mr. Bei Guo was crazy, and no one cared at all. And the people outside have no way of knowing.

The second king of the Heavenly Wolf Grand Duke grew up in the Shengjing Zhongzhou City of the Ziwei Empire. When he was a teenager, he was also the master who exchanged the golden fur of the five-flowered horse for wine. At that time, I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother and learned a few feet from Mr. Beiguo, the first juju master in Zhongzhou. I admire Mr. Beiguo very much.

Many years later, the Second Yama King took over the military power of the Kui Wood Wolf Kingdom. When inspecting the barracks, he met with Mr. Beiguo again. The second king of Yama not only did not turn his face and did not recognize people, but he was respectful and hospitable.

But after all, the second king of Yama is the grand duke of the empire, and he can't violate the laws of the empire and openly let Mr. Beiguo get away with it. It can only be an extrajudicial grace, transfer him out of the military camp, and place him in a mountain villa outside the military camp. Let him lead some people to grow vegetables so that they can live out their old age in peace.

Later, Our Lady of Tianxiang wanted to find a cheap land for her grandson Xuanyuan Jiumei, so she came to this villa.

Mr. Beiguo and Our Lady of Tianxiang are also old acquaintances, and Our Lady of Tianxiang knows that Mr. Bei Guo was wronged, not only did not drive him away, but stayed as a doorman, known as Zhuangke to the outside world.

Although Mr. Beiguo is a little crazy, he has a quaint appearance, a strange temperament, and a silk robe that is always clean. It gives people a sense of extraordinary bearing and cannot be taken lightly. When she was in Shengjing, she was a famous female killer. From the princess Niangniang in the palace to the mountain village girl, most of them are his fans. As soon as Gongsun 99 came to power, he was sent to the army for this reason.

One day, Mr. Bei Guo was passing by the minefield of Xiaojiazhuang, and it suddenly rained in the sky. Mr. Bei Guo spread out his body and ran wildly around the tree. Until the rain stopped in Yunkai, Mr. Beiguo's body was not stained with a single raindrop. The ninth sister of Xuanyuan (Xin Ran) was greatly surprised. Got down from the tree and began to chase after Mr. Beiguo.

After running a few steps, the owner of the village (Xin Ran) chased Mr. Beiguo away. The owner of the village (Xin Ran) scratched his head, opened his eyes wide, and looked around. He muttered in confusion: "What about people...... Where did you go......"

In the shade of the trees not far away, Mr. Bei Guo stopped to watch the owner. I saw him six or seven years old, with a tiger head and a tiger brain. The hairstyle was the one common among young boys in Middle-earth in the early years, with a small pot lid on his forehead and a small handful of hair on the back of his head, all of which were shaved everywhere else.

This hairstyle exposes the secret of the head of the owner (Xin Ran).

The owner of the village (Xin Ran) has five spins on the melon seeds on his small head, three side by side on the top of the brain, one on the back of the head, and one on the Tianling cover. The whirl on the back of the head twisted the pinch of hair on the back into the shape of a small tornado. The spin on the lid of the heavenly spirit rotated the lid of the small pot into a phoenix crown. These five spins will spin the melon seeds of a small head of the owner of the village (Xin Ran) into a crested dragon tail. It's beautiful, it's weird.

The owner of the village (Xin Ran) has big eyes, a tall nose, and a bright red angular mouth. The two sword eyebrows implied a vicious aura, a pair of tiger eyes, looking forward to life. On the full heavenly court, there was a black mole that was shiny and shiny, like a jewel. There is a faint evil spirit, which makes people dare not face it.