59. Provocation
When she saw Lan Yutang's surprised look, she couldn't stop laughing, and said loudly: Of course this is true.
To tell you the truth, the name of the poison I put in the eggplant is "Unique", which means that after he eats it, he is only good to me and no longer cares about other women.
This is originally a method used by us women to tie a man's heart, if you are afraid of death, you can not eat it, anyway, my plate of fish-flavored eggplant was originally just fried for him to eat alone.
Hearing this, Lan Yutang suddenly laughed again, as if he heard that he put an antidote in it instead of poison, and said with a smile:
Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, there is still this kind of poison in the world, it's really rare, I was going to give up, but when I heard you say this, I want to taste it again.
I think you should have heard of it, I don't die Phoenix, there are no other problems, there is one thing, that is, it is too careful,
Now, since I have made up my mind that I only like Hongliu alone in this life, I am really afraid that I will make the same mistake again in the future, and I will do something sorry for her.
Since there is still this poison in the world, then I am not afraid of anything, and now you just put the knife to my neck, and I will eat this plate of eggplant.
Speaking of this, he looked at Hongliu again, held her hand, and said softly: Since there is such a poison in the world, do you think I should eat it?
Hongliu didn't speak, but lowered her head.
Lan Yutang bit his chopsticks gently, as if he was thinking about something, and then shook his head again, as if he was talking to himself, and as if he was talking to Wutong, and muttered:
Oh, it's not good, it's not good, it's very bad, since this poison was given by you, if I eat it, but I only like you alone in this life, wouldn't it be miserable?
As for you, although you are also a very good woman, you are beautiful, and you cook such good dishes, but you are not the type I like, nor do you like my type,
If I only like you alone in my life, wouldn't I be sorry for the red willow? I can't do such a conscienceless thing.
He smiled to himself, completely oblivious to the reactions of others.
Wutong looked at him, as if he didn't like the joke he made, gave him a blank look, and then, "hummed" fiercely, and said:
I didn't force you to eat, you had to eat it yourself, I wanted to remind you kindly, but before I could finish speaking, your chopsticks killed you viciously, and put them in your mouth one after another, even if you want to stop you, it's too late.
If I remind you, you will think that I am stingy, and think that I don't want you to eat, and if I don't stop you, then I am afraid that you will only like me in the future.
Although you are not the type of man I like, but in my life, I have been liked by two of the best men in the world all at once, isn't it envy of others?
Speaking of which, she even looked at the red willow with a provocative look on her face.
Hongliu didn't dare to meet her gaze, just lowered her head and looked at her hand holding chopsticks.
I don't know if it's because of the weather, her hands seem to be a little trembling, and she has been trembling since she first heard that there is poison in this plate of fish-flavored eggplant.
Now, when I heard that there was such a poison inside, I trembled even more.
She just wanted to put the pair of chopsticks back in her place, but because she was too panicked, she didn't stabilize it, and one accidentally fell to the ground, just on the top of her foot.
Lan Yutang smiled slightly, then bent down and picked up the chopsticks that fell next to her feet, and then, touching her face, said softly:
Since there is poison in the fish-flavored eggplant, then we won't eat it, so as not to have a stomachache after eating, and in a few days, I will take you to Yipinzhai in the capital to eat boiled fish, okay?
Hongliu didn't speak, she was looking at Xiang Fang's hand in surprise.
The hand that held the chopsticks to Fang never stopped.
He was putting eggplant in his mouth piece by piece.
I don't know if I didn't hear what they were talking about the poison in the eggplant, or if I thought the guys were joking, or if they simply thought they were farting.
His hands were firm, steady, and neat, showing no signs of poisoning.
While eating, he even smiled at Wutong, and said lightly: I didn't expect that after you added poison to it, not only did you not lose the original taste, but made the taste better. In that case, you must put more of this poison when you stir-fry me in the future.
Speaking of this, he suddenly sighed, and continued: Alas, I am really afraid that I will become addicted to it, and I will not be able to eat without this poison in the future.
When that happens, I'm afraid I won't be able to think that you are unique, although your mouth deliberately says that the properties of poison are so powerful, but I know that your eggplant can't poison anyone, at most it can only poison me, a slanderous ghost.
Sycamore's gaze never took his eyes off his hand.
After hearing this, she suddenly raised her head and smiled at Fang Mei and said: Since I have made up my mind to make you unique to me, how can I poison you?
Xiang Fang also began to look at his hand, and then looked at Wutong again, as if he had understood the deep meaning of her words, and laughed along.
They laughed, and Lan Yutang laughed too.
When he was laughing, he suddenly picked up the chopsticks, quickly picked them up and sent them to his mouth, eating faster than ever, eating more than ever.
While eating, he kept complaining: Oh, I understand, it turns out that you are ganging up to lie to me, just now deliberately said a lot of terrifying words, the purpose is not to want me to rob your mouth, hum, I won't fall for your ghosts, I want to eat all the things you played on me just now.
Sycamore was still laughing.
Her expression was no longer like a little fox, it was almost like a fox spirit who had only practiced for thousands of years, and said: We didn't play you tricks?
Lan Yutang's chopsticks still didn't stop, and his mouth was already stuffed with eggplants.
His appearance is really incommensurate with his nickname of the immortal phoenix.
Even Hongliu began to wonder how he, an immortal phoenix, was immortal and immortal by casually eating a cunning woman's things like him.
If he is really so greedy, even if he has nine lives like a cat, I am afraid it will not be enough for him to die.
Lan Yutang seemed to have seen through her thoughts, patted her on the shoulder, and signaled her not to worry.
Then, he looked at Wutong, the chopsticks in his hand were still flying, and said with a smile: Since this is the case, then why did you just say that it was poisonous?
Sycamore's expression was even stranger.
She pointed to the plate of fish-flavored eggplant, and then pointed to her nose, and suddenly screamed, and said loudly: Who said that there is no poison in it, I just said that my poison is not only poisonous and does not kill people, but also makes the taste of fish-flavored eggplant better.