June Fourth, delay the future

Hearing this, he couldn't die as if he had dug up a spring, and it bounced in front of him at once.

No one knows how he bounced it.

Before Lan Yutang could see it, he had already arrived in front of the old immortal, and then, pointing at his nose, he scolded and said:

Hehe, you old immortal, why didn't you say it until now, it's such a waste of my time and life, I really want to beat you up.

Hearing him scold the old man like this, Lan Yutang couldn't help but smile bitterly.

As soon as I came, I laughed at myself that I didn't think of this, and I dug towards the other side of the mountain without thinking.

Second, he can't die of laughter, he himself is almost 200 years old now, and he is embarrassed to scold others for being old and immortal.

Although Lan Yutang knew that he was a little younger than the old immortal, after all, he was already more than a hundred years old, and he was still so old and disrespectful, what a pair of living treasure brothers.

If Lan Yutang hadn't known their details in advance, he really couldn't have imagined that this pair of living treasure brothers was actually the rumored pair of vicious and vicious monster double medicine slaves in the rivers and lakes.

can't die, still pointing at his nose and scolding, saying: Hehe, you old immortal ghost, you say I'm stupid, are you smarter than me.

Hmph, since you're smart, then you can find me a direction where I can dig to the exit quickly, don't have a urinal in your waist and you pretend to be a great sage there.

Hmph, I know that the reason why you are reluctant to help us is because I have already unlocked the poison of your three days of floating life, so I am a little unconvinced.

If you're not convinced, you can vent to me, there's no need to vent to other people's little dolls, you are delaying people's youth, delaying people's future, and making people struggle to stay in this hellish Jizo.

Hmph, my eyes aren't very good, but I can still see what the hell you're doing in your stomach right now.

Hmph, I really don't have the demeanor of an elder, and I don't have the belly of my predecessors, so I wondered, how could I be as famous as someone like you, I really lost my face.

You old thing, I can tell you, I like this little doll very much, so I must help him, and since I help him, then you must help him.

Besides, now that we have been here for twenty years, and we have been guarding here for our master for twenty years, we should have gained personal freedom.

And after listening to this little doll say this just now, I also want to see how fast the sword called Tsing Yi that has recently appeared in the rivers and lakes is, so we must dig out that exit before October 15, and we must dig it out.

Can't die Although he scolded the old immortal like this, it was very difficult to hear, but the old immortal not only did not get angry, but shook his head and laughed, and said loudly:

Ha, you old boy who can't die, don't think I don't know what the hell you're doing in your heart, I know, the reason why you scold me like this is to make me angry and make me jump, because you just like to see me angry.

However, I don't fall for you, I don't get angry, see what you do to me? I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you, I'm going to make you angry.

Speaking of this, he suddenly smiled secretly, and then hooked his hand at Lan Yutang, pointed to a rock wall not far away, and said loudly: Little doll, come here, you come here.

Lan Yutang didn't know what he was calling himself for, so after hearing this, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then turned around to see if he couldn't die.

And he couldn't die, as if he already knew what the hell the old immortal was doing, he tilted his head at Lan Yutang and motioned for him to go over and listen to the teachings.

Lan Yutang hid behind his elbow with a long sword, and then, with a puzzled expression, walked to the rock wall that Old Immortal had just pointed to, looked around, but didn't see a reason.

So, he looked at the old immortal again with a puzzled expression, as if he didn't know what he was going to do in front of this rock wall.

As for the old immortal, it seemed that he had seen his doubts, so he pointed to the rock and smiled: Haha, I said little doll, you take a closer look at what is different about that rock wall.

Lan Yutang looked left and right, and even knocked around on it.

There was no hollow sound on the rock wall, but he still smiled.

Because he suddenly found that this rock wall was actually wet, and it was covered with a thick layer of moss, while the other rock walls were extremely dry.

Seeing this, Lan Yutang smiled even brighter.

Now, it's my turn to die, and I can't be confused.

He walked up to the stone wall, stretched out his hand and patted it left and right, and then, as if he had touched a woman's buttocks, he suddenly cried out, and said:

Oops, why is it wet, isn't it the urine that you old immortal ghost spilled on it, hey, you fucking old thing is so old that you're embarrassed to defecate in the open, and after urinating, you fucking let us visit and pay respects, are you fucking ashamed?

Old Immortal not only didn't rush with him, but even pulled the strand of sticky mustache on his chin and said to him:

Haha, old thing, you're fucking right, it's really fucking me peeing, what, aren't you convinced? If you're not convinced, you can also pee on it for me to see.

I couldn't die and immediately shook my head, dipped my fingers on the wet rock wall and put it to my mouth to taste it, and suddenly wow wow screamed, saying: Hehe, I don't spill, I don't swear, I stink, bah, bah, it's just stinking to death.

Old immortality, even more absolute.

He ran his fingers through his messy hair for a moment, and then, with a flick of his hands, it seemed like he had found a fat lice, and then, without even looking, he put it in his mouth and chewed it, and it seemed to chew vigorously.

When he finished chewing, he stretched out his satisfied tongue at the death, and said with a smile: Haha, you old boy is lying, is it my urine smell, or your mouth smells, you see, you see, you open your mouth, and the flies in the sky are smoked down.

I couldn't die as if I was very unconvinced, and said loudly: Hehe, nonsense, nonsense, you are talking nonsense, in my opinion, those flies are probably smoked down by your urine.

Speaking of this, he actually put his nose on the rock wall again and sniffed it, frowned, and said loudly: I don't believe you can smell it, the thing on it is even more stinky than your mouth.

The old immortal also shook his denial again and again, laughed and said: Haha, this is really not my fucking pee, I assure you, this is definitely not my pee.

Hearing this, he couldn't help but pout at him, and said calmly: Haha, since this is not your urine, nor is it mine,

And this little doll is polite and polite, of course, it won't be his pee, since this is not the urine of the three of us, whose urine will it be, will this mountain also pee?

The old immortal smiled mysteriously and said, "Hehe, of course the mountain won't pee, but you can pee, aren't you the one who pees?"