Ding Dang suddenly burped, and then, loosening the belt of his trousers, and even stretched his waist in mid-air, and said with a smile at him: Uncle Beard, I ate too much greasy things just now, and now, I am a little thirsty, if you are willing to invite me to drink some wine, then I will tell you this first sentence.

The bearded man snorted fiercely, and at the same time as the "hum", the arms that were originally raised high began to hang down slowly, and his hand holding Ding Dang seemed to be a little tired, so he changed to the other hand, and said: Hmph, I see what tricks you can play for me today, okay, I'll let you die blindly.

With that, he turned around and shouted at the guy in the store, "Hey, bring him a jug of wine."

The shopkeeper had been watching from the sidelines for a long time, and he wanted to interject several times to remind the bearded man not to mess with this little master, but now, when he heard this, he hurried up, pointed at Ding Dang and said to him: Hey, guest officer, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, he lied to you. You are a foreigner, you may not know, I know who this kid is, he, he is the disaster star of our Yellowstone Town, everyone dares to tease, be careful of his way.

Ding Dang's face changed, and he pointed at the shopkeeper and scolded: Huang Lao Er, you bastard, get out of the way for me, the two of us are talking here, what do you care about, who is Uncle Beard, he is a hero, how can he casually follow the way of others.

The bearded guest also said: Xiao Er, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get him a pot of wine, I really want to see if his dog can really spit out ivory from his mouth.

Huang Lao Er walked back to the store in a daze, and muttered to himself as he walked: Hmph, I really don't know what to do, since you want to find death yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you, okay, since you die slowly by yourself, then I will prepare a rope for you, wine, wine, I will bring it to you.

After a while, he came out with a large bowl of burning knives, his face was strained, his teeth were gritted, his expression was extremely ugly, and he slapped Ding Dang's hand, and then, looking at the bearded guest with sympathy, he felt that the bearded guest was tantamount to stuffing his head into a hornet's nest at this moment, and it was also a king-sized hornet's nest.

Ding Dang's alcohol consumption seems to be pretty good.

He picked up the bowl, coo, coo, and so on three or two times, a bowl of spicy and strong old wine had already entered his stomach.

Where is he drinking, that is, drinking water, it is estimated that others are not as fast as him drinking.

After drinking, he slammed the old bowl and threw it on the ground, and then, wiping his mouth with his dirty sleeve, he shouted: Enough, it's so hard.

The bearded guest sneered and said, "Now that the wine has been drunk, it's time to talk about it."

Ding Dang smiled and said: Uncle Beard, then you listen, I will start to send you this first sentence.

The bearded man pursed his lips in reply.

Ding Dang shook his head, his unkempt hair kept sweeping the bearded guest's face, and then said: Uncle Beard, then listen well, what about the first sentence I want to give you, I am afraid that since the ancient ancestor of Pan opened the world and Nuwa Niangniang created people, the most educational, the most technical, the most marketable, and the most unforgettable words, this sentence is simply more convincing than taking off your pants and farting.

Speaking of this, he also deliberately raised his voice, put his hands to his mouth in a trumpet shape, and said: Uncle Beard, listen, the first sentence I want to give you is that if you eat up other people's things, and you stain other people's clothes, and others are angry and pull you up and hang you in the air, you must not struggle.

The bearded guest couldn't help but say: Why?

Ding Dang's eyes suddenly rolled a few times, shook his head, and said with a smile: Uncle Beard, do you want to know why?

Although the bearded guest only said half of his words, and was very dissatisfied with his demonic approach, he still couldn't help but nod and said, "Yes."

Ding Dang patted his big belly vigorously as if he was cheering on the drums, and said with a smile: "Now, I am also full of wine and food, and I am afraid that I have accumulated a lot of inventory in my stomach, if you are willing to put me down and let me go to make it convenient, then I will tell you why."

The bearded man sneered, and the way he laughed was terrifying.

Ding Dang pouted and muttered: Oh, I know, you are afraid that I will take the opportunity to slip away, I said, I will not slip away, okay, since you refuse to put me down, then, please take your driver, send me to the thatched house, when the time comes, I will tell you why, this is also the second sentence I want to send you, ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts, I am about to pull my pants.

Although the bearded guest was a little impatient, he had to be patient and carry him to the door of the hut, in fact, he himself knew that he was at the mercy of this little ghost at the moment, but he really wanted to know what the second sentence this little ghost gave him was.

However, when he arrived at the door of the hut, the bearded guest suddenly laughed, and he laughed a little ill-willedly, and smiled a little proudly.

Ding Dang's face was ugly, almost begging, and said: Uncle Beard, now that you have arrived at the door of the thatched house, please put me down, I'm going to start, I know that you are afraid that I will borrow, then you can stay at the door and monitor my whereabouts.

The bearded guest looked at him, sneered, and said, "Although I promised to send you to the hut, I didn't promise to put you down."

He did have some ill intentions.

It was as if he had learned the trick of countering evil with evil.

Hearing this, Ding Dang's face suddenly became as if he had met a ghost, as if there were several little ghosts jumping around in his crotch.

He never seemed to be so afraid.

It was as if he had never encountered something so terrible as today.

Being suffocated by and urine is a terrible thing, but the feeling of being grabbed and held in the air by others and unable to pull it out is even more terrifying, he shrunk his neck and kept begging: Uncle Beard, if you don't let me down, then how can I and pee.

The bearded man shook his hedgehog-like head and said with a wicked smile: "Hmph, if you don't say why now, then you can pull it in the crotch of your pants."

So saying, he lowered his head and counted his toes, as if he was no longer going to pay attention to him.

Ding Dang suddenly understood at this time that he had finally met his nemesis, his eyebrows drooped, and he was immediately defeated, and kept begging for mercy: Okay, good, good, since it was planted in your hands today, then I will do it all. The second sentence I want to give you is even more earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and I promise that you will not fall astray after hearing it, you will not turn your back on justice, you will not be shameless and indecent, and you will not do such a bad thing as today. Alas, I say, Uncle Beard, you should now be proud to have heard such an inscrutable and philosophical statement.