Volume 10 Chapter 8 The Most Powerful Golden Hoop Stick of All the Planes Related to Journey to the West
This is a huge ancient giant beast bone fossil, but it was used as a nest by the lizard spirits, Tang Sanzang looked at the shape of the fossil bone, it was the shape of an oriental dragon.
"God doesn't know what crazy he's been in the past six months, either dropping some rocks or dropping some weird eggs, and a stupid one fell tonight. Listening to the words of this male lizard spirit with a Beijing accent, Tang Sanzang and Xiao Peng, who was hidden in the shadows, were powerless to complain.
"It's not a fool, it's an idiot, it's the Monkey King. This is a coquettish female voice, with a seductive charm as soon as she opens her mouth, and her appearance is also extremely charming, but unfortunately knowing that she is a lizard spirit, Xiao Peng can't mention any interest.
"How do you know?" asked the male demon rhetorically.
The charming banshee looked at the male banshee like an alien, and said, "Clam, don't you see that he has a golden hoop stick stuck in his body? ”
Another female voice sounded again, "Could it be that he is the one who fell in love with Zixia Fairy five hundred years ago......"
"Love Saint. This was a group of female voices.
Seeing this, the male demon said sourly: "Don't make waves, hmph, you didn't even keep your girlfriend, you were forced to become a monk, and you still love the saint!" ”
"You know the, women are most fascinated by this kind of man. The banshee glanced at the banshee, held her heart in her hands, her body couldn't help but writhe, and said in a flattering voice: "If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to this girl...... I love you. ”
As soon as she finished speaking, it immediately caused a scream from the surrounding banshees.
Another banshee said: "If you have to add a deadline to this relationship, I hope it's ......"
Demons: "10,000 Years ......"
"Shut up...... hissed...... "As the only banshee in this lair, how could he allow all the banshees in his lair to be with an outsider, and immediately shouted in dissatisfaction, and stretched out his long split tongue to show threat.
The banshees were really suppressed, and they didn't dare to make any more sounds, the male banshee's eyes glanced coldly at the banshees present, and said coldly: "Sun Wukong is here, Tang Sanzang must be nearby, ...... Ping"
"Alas...... Here I am, here I am. A middle-aged woman-like banshee walked quickly to the male banshee and said softly, "It's Luo Ping." ”
"What?" the banshee suddenly turned his head and asked loudly when he heard this, startling Luo Ping.
Luo Ping took two deep breaths, and said loudly: "It's Luo Ping, not Ping." ”
When the male banshee heard this, his face was full of unhappiness and said: "How can you give birth to your daughter so badly?" After speaking, he came to the charming banshee and said, "Let her daughter look at Sun Wukong!"
"What do you call that looking at him?" The banshee had a disgusted expression on her face, as if asking Luo Ping's daughter to guard Sun Wukong was a huge insult to the love saint in her heart.
"It's the most suitable to give it to her daughter, all the women will cry when they see the handsome guy, only his daughter will definitely not be eaten by the handsome guy, and the handsome guy has absolutely no appetite. ”
Xiao Peng listened to the words of this male demon and was deeply disgusted, this is no longer a mockery, but a personal attack, a personal insult, no one's appearance is what he wants to look like, why do you make irresponsible remarks about other people's appearance?
What's more, that ugly appearance is just the protective color of the angel sister, and when the angel sister recovers her original appearance, you will not even be qualified to lift her shoes.
After thinking about it, the demons went out to search for Tang Sanzang's traces, and threw the golden hoop stick and Tang Sanzang, who was entwined by diamond silk on the golden hoop stick, into the dragon stone bone, and ordered Luo Ping's daughter Yue Meiyan to guard it.
Of course, the name Yue Meiyan is naturally not her real name, but she plagiarized someone else's, in fact, she doesn't have her own name at all, and others used to call her that or something.
At this time, Yue Meiyan was indeed ugly enough, her hair was like thatch, she had a sarcoma on her chin, her nose was bigger than that of the dwarves, and she was black at any time as if she had been poisoned.
The biggest feature is her mouth of yellow teeth, which are not only different in size, but also so messy that I don't know how she usually chews.
How do you say that? This face looks like it's a joke, maybe it's a joke.
Xiao Peng guessed that the angel sister must have fallen to the ground for some unexpected reason and lost her combat effectiveness, so she had to peel off the source of her strength, the strange bracelet, and reorganize her body to make herself look like this ugly out of a certain realm.
In this world of the jungle, the appearance is too outstanding, and there is no strength to protect yourself, it is definitely more tragic than being ugly enough to be disgusted by everyone, and to some extent, the angel sister is actually quite smart.
It's just that what Xiao Peng doesn't understand is, why does she even have to seal her own memories? Doesn't having her own memories make her chances of survival greater?
Xiao Peng didn't understand, but there was no need to speculate, when she recovered her memory in the future, ask her.
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Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes, looked at the figure who was dragging a wooden boat in the dark, and said, "Eh, miss, you ......"
"Wow, woke up so soon, did you wake up early because you knew I was beautiful?" Tang Sanzang didn't finish his sentence before he was interrupted by Yue Meiyan's chattering voice, and there was no chance to interject at all.
"I ......"
"What am I, what am I, you're trying to soak me in such a sexy voice?"
"Huh?"
"Don't think I'm good to bully if I'm beautiful, have you ever heard of the most poisonous beauty?"
"Oh!"
"Don't think that if you are a love saint, I will fall in love with you, I am notoriously cold, and no man has ever been able to control me. ”
Tang Sanzang suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, when he watched the movie before, he felt that this scene was very funny, but he could really feel Yue Meiyan's narcissistic and almost perverted state when he was in it.
In fact, Xiao Peng knows very well that Yue Meiyan is not extremely narcissistic, on the contrary, she is extremely inferior, should it be said that things must be opposed? When her inferiority complex reaches the extreme, she can only use extreme narcissism to hypnotize herself, and only in this way can she have the courage to continue to live.
"No, listen to me, Miss Yue Meiyan......"
"Wow......" Yue Meiyan shouted out as if she had heard some earth-shattering news, "How do you know my name?"
Then his voice changed to that narcissistic tone with infinite self-satisfaction: "Although I am famous in the demon world, why do you pay attention to me? Don't you plan to like me? If you like me, you will hang, let alone 10,000 years, even if you add 100,000 years, you will hang the same." ”
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said, "Okay! I just have a crush on you, so what? You hang up on me." ”
Yue Meiyan suddenly paused, and the figure that was turning around stopped in place, and there was no sound for a long time.
Tang Sanzang said proudly: "What's the matter? I don't have anything to say? Since you're done, it's my turn." ”
"Uh-huh......" Tang Sanzang cleared his throat and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Yue Meiyan again, but this time it was not in words, but a tomato smashed over.
"Don't speak, I almost fell for you, you want to confuse me, and then trick me into letting you go, maybe you covet my beauty and want to violate me?"
"Let me tell you, I am not opposed to you between good and evil, and I am awe-inspiring and upright. ”
After saying these few words, Yue Meiyan finally walked out of the shadow cover and stood in the firelight, and when she saw Yue Meiyan's face, Tang Sanzang, who had already been mentally prepared, couldn't help but be stunned.
Seeing that Tang Sanzang was stunned, a trace of pain flashed in Yue Meiyan's eyes, but she still said with a big grin: "I'm ashamed to be guessed, right? I see that you have read some books and have some conscience, so I will use my chastity to talk to you." ”
After speaking, he couldn't wait to pounce on Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, didn't make a sound, and waited for Yue Meiyan to pick up a few times, and when the diamond silk didn't move, he said: "These are diamond silk, and they must be melted with a woman's saliva." ”
"Bold ......"
"Smack"
Tang Sanzang received a slap on the head, and Yue Meiyan snorted coldly: "Do you want to eat my tofu?" I won't be afraid, the people in our evil sect will not bully the big with the small, and we will definitely do what we have said." ”
"Bold ......"
"Smack"
Another slap on Tang Sanzang's face, "Why do you want to learn from me to speak sexy?" It turned out that Yue Meiyan looked like a rabbit because of her buckteeth when she spoke, and Tang Sanzang couldn't help but learn.
"I'm sorry, I'm not as sexy as you, but seriously, Miss Yue Meiyan, your 'now' appearance really makes me unable to tell which part is beautiful and which part is beautiful. ”
"You ......" Yue Meiyan obviously didn't notice the deep meaning of the sentence "You are in this appearance now" in Tang Sanzang's words, her eyes widened, she raised her palm and was about to slap it again.
Tang Sanzang's head shrank, and he actually shrank into the diamond wire, Yue Meiyan's eyes narrowed slightly, and she pointed at Tang Sanzang and said: "Count you cow, I almost fell for you again, no wonder they all said that you decent people are all very cunning, and it's true." ”
Speaking of this, Yue Meiyan spread her hands, shrugged her shoulders, and said with regret on her face: "Don't pretend to be angry with me anymore, I don't feel anything about you, if I'm angry, doesn't it mean that I have feelings for you?"
"So, not only am I not angry, I want to untie you, you bite me!" After speaking, it directly turned into a whirlwind, and circled around Tang Sanzang dozens of times in just a few seconds, and when she stopped, the diamond silk had already been eaten up by her as a marshmallow.
The golden hoop stick fell to the ground with a bang, Tang Sanzang hurriedly picked up the golden hoop stick, looked at the golden hoop stick with bright eyes, stroked the body of the rod, and was secretly excited in his heart.
This golden hoop stick, in terms of power, may not be anything in the magic weapon that Xiao Peng has, but in terms of efficacy, it can be said that it is the most powerful one among all the planes related to Journey to the West, Xiao Peng has been secretly eyeing it since he knew that he was entering this world.