Sixty-five, cool and strange words
Hearing this, the ethereal and ethereal old man seemed to think it was funny, pointed to his nose, waved his hand at her, as if he was very proud, and said:
Haha, who are we? Of course we are not ordinary people, but I am an old fairy from heaven, and the ghost thing that can't die is of course a devil from hell.
The old man with a voice as sharp as pig iron said, "Hehe, the old gods from heaven can only poison people, while I, the devil from hell, will cure diseases and save people."
Alas, the way of the world has changed now, just like black has become white, white has become black, men have become women, women have become men, and chickens have become phoenixes, which is funny, right?
The ethereal and ethereal old man gave him a blank look, and then said to Lan Yutang and Shang Tianxiang: Haha, I said that the two little dolls don't listen to that ghost nonsense, his mouth has eaten.
In fact, the gods and the devil are just our part-time jobs, and our real identity is good people, so you can rest assured.
In the Pure Land of Bliss and the Turbid Land of the Desolate Mound, I just wanted to play a joke with you, and wanted to use the two of you to try the effect of my newly invented "Three Days of Floating Life" Gu poison?
And whether the two of you can survive or not depends on this undead ghost thing standing in front of you at this moment, which claims to be able to cure all kinds of poisons.
Since he claims to be unable to die, then you must not be able to die, if he is really a bunch of stinky shit and can't solve the Gu poison of "Three Days of Floating Life", then I'm afraid you will really die.
Therefore, when you come to the underworld in the future, don't settle the account on my head, it's not that I'm going to poison you, but that he didn't save you.
It's not that my brother is ruthless, it's that he can't die and is too incompetent. Alas, the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will not return once he is gone, if you have any religious beliefs, take advantage of the breath you still have, and quickly ask your gods to bless the dead thing from the detoxification.
Hah, this old thing has pushed his sins away.
Hearing this, Lan Yutang smiled bitterly.
And at this time, he seemed to be unable to do anything but smile bitterly.
What's more, he had already exhausted his real strength, his physical strength was exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to sit, but this Shang Tianxiang Shang eldest lady seemed to be afraid that he would die too slowly, and pressed on his back tightly, so that he was almost out of breath.
And the two strange old men said a lot of cool and strange things on the side, you say, what else can he do but smile bitterly.
What else could he do, he felt that his bones were already creaking, almost like tomatoes in a basket, and they were all juiced.
Although Shang Tianxiang was very nervous, she kept nagging on the side.
Perhaps, she wanted to hide her inner fear by speaking.
After hearing the words of the ethereal and ethereal old man, she suddenly sneered, snorted fiercely at him, and said loudly:
Hmph, it's really high-sounding, you actually joke about other people's lives in order to satisfy your own momentary pleasure, what a shameless thing.
Hearing such rude words, the two old men glanced at each other, and then, looking at her together, as if they were looking at a bold little goblin.
As for Lan Yutang, she was just pressed underneath her, out of breath, unable to stretch her feet, unable to move, so she had to smile weakly at her and said:
Sister Shang, I think you should save some effort. Since we have less than twelve hours left to live, I'm afraid it's useless to say anything.
I think it's better to let him be cured obediently, let's be a dead horse doctor as a live horse doctor, if it is cured, it is our life that is good, and if it is not healed, it is our bad luck.
Also, you're very comfortable lying on it, right, just lie down, I don't complain, but don't dangle like that anymore, I'm working so hard down there.
Shang Tianxiang seemed to have just realized that he was pressed under himself, nodded and looked at him, feeling that his appearance was really enough, and he wanted to stand up, but he couldn't stand up.
She had no choice but to hold her mind, calm down, and sit there sulking.
Then, as if she had suddenly remembered something, she said loudly, "Hey, you two...... Two old monsters, is it you who the little monster with a white face and green shirt said just now?
Hearing this, the ethereal and ethereal old man looked at the old man with a voice as sharp as pig iron, and then, patting him on the shoulder, suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so much that he almost fell to the ground.
He said in a tone that he didn't know whether he was angry or gloating, and said: Haha, you ghost thing who can't die, did you hear it, this little doll said that you are an old monster.
And the old man with a voice as sharp as pig iron touched Shang Tianxiang's pulse, and then he held Lan Yutang's chin between his index finger and thumb and looked at it for a while, then raised his head to look at him, and said loudly:
Hehe, no shame, no shame, she's clearly talking about you, look at you guy, you have to use live people all day long to experiment with the antidote you just developed.
And besides, you're just a year older than me, and you say, you say you're not an old monster, so who are you? Hehe, it's a laughing death.
Hearing this, the old man with an ethereal and ethereal voice seemed to be very unconvinced, and jumped up at once, pointed to his nose and shouted:
Haha, you can't die you are still embarrassed to blame me, what am I experimenting with living people for, and not all for you?
However, I didn't expect that you, an old boy, not only didn't know my appreciation, but also laughed at me, ha, I think you are the real old monster?
And the old man with a voice as sharp as pig iron had a calm face, and said, "Hehe, although I also want to call the old monster, but I'm not as big as you."
And the ethereal and ethereal old man was like the Monkey King who was making trouble in the sky, and his two hands were waved a few times in front of his chest, and he said: Haha, then you are a little monster.
The two of them are arguing here with each other, Lan Yutang seems to have been numb, so he simply closed his eyes and recuperated there, only saying that it was still fragrant.
Shang Tianxiang was angry, anxious and impatient at the moment.
This is not only because the inexplicable actions of the two old monsters made her already empty heart feel terrified, but more importantly, the reason is-
She wanted to struggle to get up from Lan Yutang's back, but she couldn't exert the slightest strength and wanted to calm down, but there was an impulse in her body that made him unable to calm down.
People have three urgency, and what Shang Tianxiang is experiencing at the moment is the most urgent of the three urgency, but in the face of three men, she is really embarrassed to say it.
Therefore, she had to express her meaning with her fidgety words and mannerisms, hoping that they would understand, and that they would be able to provide convenience.
I saw a tense face, pouting, waiting for his eyes, and shouted at the old man who was taking his pulse: Hey, hey, old guy, let go of me, let go of me quickly.
The old man, however, paid no heed to her struggles, and still put his hand on the pulse of her wrist, while one leg rested on top of the other, touching his chin as if in deep thought.
And Lan Yutang, who has always been known for being empathetic, also seems to be confused at the moment.