Chapter 404: Jiang Han pretended to have a mad dog, which was highly poisonous and frightened the slanderous man
Luo Ziyu led Jiang Han to the next room, and pointed with his hand: "Oh, it's in the house." ”
Jiang Han was stunned: "Won't you follow me in?"
Luo Ziyu shook his head vigorously: "I won't go in with you, that person is really annoying." ”
Jiang Han glared at him: "You're in trouble!" After speaking, he pushed open the door and walked in.
As soon as he entered the house, Jiang Han heard someone humming there, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a middle-aged man, with ugly facial features and unattractive appearance, who was lying on the bed humming constantly.
Jiang Han walked up to him, lowered his head and asked, "This friend, is your ass better?"
The man turned his head suddenly, and when he saw someone coming in, he hummed even harder, and after humming for a while, he pointed to his ass and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?
Jiang Han looked at his buttocks, almost didn't hold back, and laughed, only to see that the pants on this person's ass had been bitten and tattered, and a few of them even showed their big white buttocks.
Jiang Han wondered in his heart, although this person's pants were rotten, he didn't see any injuries on his buttocks. Jiang Han wondered in his heart, it is said that these pants are rotten like this, and the butt must have been bitten, how can it not be broken at all?
Thinking of this, he smiled and asked, "Friend, how is your injury, do you need to bandage it first?"
The middle-aged man shook his head: "No, no, you quickly lost my money, I still have something to do." ”
Jiang Han nodded: "That's right, our dog bit someone, and it should be paid some money, I've already let people withdraw the money." ”
The man showed a happy expression, and as soon as he turned over and was about to sit, he was stopped by Jiang Han: "Hey, don't sit down, friend, you still have injuries on your buttocks." ”
The man hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, I still have a wound on my buttocks, I almost forgot about it." After saying that, he turned over and lay on the bed again.
Jiang Han saw that he was lying on his stomach absent-mindedly, so he asked with a smile: "Friend, why don't I bandage your wound?"
The middle-aged man shook his head: "No, no, don't you just let the dog bite it, I'll go back and raise it for two days." ”
Jiang Han shook his head vigorously: "This big brother, have you heard of mad dogs?"
The middle-aged man shook his head: "Mad dog, what mad dog?"
Jiang Han coughed twice. He said: "I also heard from the old man in the family, saying that after this dog is crazy, his eyes are red, and he doesn't look at both sides when he walks, so he keeps moving forward, and bites whoever he sees, and if someone is bitten by a mad dog, he won't live for three days." ”
"And this mad dog is very poisonous, sometimes it can be hidden on its body for more than ten years, but once it has an attack, it can kill people in three days. ”
The middle-aged man couldn't help but shudder after hearing this, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, this dog of yours shouldn't be a mad dog, right?"
Jiang Han shook his head: "Then how do I know? Anyway, it's true that I've been biting people lately, and I haven't found anything wrong with the rest." ”
This scared the middle-aged man enough, jumped up, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother, you dog can't really be crazy, right? I also remembered when you said this, my grandfather told me about the mad dog, saying that it was scary, you can't harm me." ”
Jiang Han hurriedly helped him to lie down, and then persuaded: "Don't worry too much, although I don't know if my dog is a mad dog, but I have other ways to keep you safe." ”
The man happily asked, "What way?"
Jiang Han smiled mysteriously, and then whispered: "My ancestors have passed down a secret recipe to treat the poison of this mad dog, and it is guaranteed to be a medicine to cure the disease, no matter how poisonous the mad dog is, in front of my panacea, you have to bow down, do you want to try it?"
The middle-aged man nodded vigorously: "If you want it, hurry up and give me a try." ”
Jiang Han smiled and waved his hand: "Then big brother, you wait, I'll go back and get the medicine now." ”
The middle-aged man was already sweating profusely, and nodded busily: "Hurry up, I really can't wait, if you don't bring your medicine, I may die." ”
Jiang Han nodded: "Then big brother, wait a minute, I'll go get the medicine." With that, he turned around and walked out the door.
Luo Ziyu was waiting outside the door, and when he saw Jiang Han coming out, he hurriedly asked, "What do you think, did you really give him a hundred taels?"
Jiang Han smiled and shook his head: "I only plan to give him five taels of silver." ”
Luo Ziyu was stunned: "How is it possible, that person is quite unreasonable, and it is very difficult, can he agree to five taels of silver?"
Jiang Han smiled and shook his head: "Giving him five taels of silver is too much, and he can't help but not agree for a while." ”
As soon as Luo Ziyu saw Jiang Han's expression, he knew that he didn't know what bad idea he had come up with, so he nodded with a smile and ran to the courtyard to play with the little wolf.
Jiang Han came to Huilan's house and knocked on the door vigorously, Huilan opened the door, and when she saw that it was Jiang Han, she said with some confusion: "Huh, aren't you sleeping?"
Jiang Han shook his head: "What am I sleeping, hurry up and get some gauze and tape for me, I'll wipe Xiao Luo's ass in a hurry." ”
But Hui Lan was startled, grabbed Jiang Han's ears, and shouted angrily: "You actually want to wipe your butt with my gauze?"
Jiang Han hurriedly explained: "No, no, it's for Xiao Luoping, hurry up and use it for me." ”
Seeing that he was mysterious, Huilan glared at him, then turned around and went back to the house, took a few pieces of gauze and adhesive tape, and stuffed them into Jiang Han's hand: "Take it, you can buy it for me again when you run out." ”
Jiang Han smiled and nodded: "Obey!" After speaking, he turned around and disappeared, and the angry Huilan shook her head.
Jiang Han took the gauze and returned to the house, and as soon as he pushed the door, he saw the middle-aged man lying on the bed humming, not only his face was pale, but also beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
The middle-aged man saw that Jiang Han was back, and asked nervously: "Brother, why did you come back, I'm almost dead." ”
Jiang Han hurriedly said: "Big brother, you don't know, this medicine is my family's ancestral, extremely precious, usually I have been pressing the bottom of the box, this time I finally found it for you, there is only such a little bit left, even if you are lucky." ”
The middle-aged man hurriedly nodded: "That's good, that's good, brother, give me medicine quickly, I feel like I'm dying." ”
Jiang Han let him lie down, pulled off his torn pants, slapped his ass casually a few times, and then put the gauze on his ass with adhesive tape, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's okay." ”
The middle-aged man asked with some confusion, "Is it so fast?"
Jiang Han nodded: "It's so fast, otherwise how can it be called a miracle medicine, but this medicine has to be applied for seven hundred and forty-nine days before the effect can be fully released, and it must not be taken off in the middle." ”
(End of chapter)