Extra 1: Phoenix set
There is no phoenix in the phoenix set, but there are a lot of roosters. These roosters are a cross between domestic chickens and pheasants, and the mother of the pheasant has an unclear relationship with the parrot when she gives birth to the pheasant, so the rooster that is mated with the domestic chicken unconsciously has the element of a parrot: that is, it can learn to speak.
Talking cocks are supposed to be likable, but those talking cocks in the Phoenix Set are annoying because they only say one thing: fuck you.
Of course, you can't blame the curse itself on the bad breed of the rooster, but rather the bad character of the people in the Phoenix set. Because the residents of the Phoenix Set often use this to greet other people's families, over time, the roosters who already have the instinct to speak have also learned to say this, and their scolding voice is very good. When they scold and fuck your mother, it's like asking you if you're eating.
Later, when everyone thought that the simple folk customs of Phoenix Ji would be ruined by these roosters, they wanted to slaughter and eat them all. But when the roosters found out about everyone's intentions, they suddenly jumped from the ground to the roof, never to come down again, and they continued to pass on from generation to generation, and over time, the roosters became phoenixes.
But these phoenixes have made the phoenix set restless, they sleep on the roof during the day, and at night they chase and play games on it, as if it were haunted, and the timid people dare not go out.
And when Jian Thirty came to the Phoenix Set, he was very angry. As soon as he entered the street, a rooster suddenly flew at him and said, "Hello."
Jian Thirty was very puzzled, and said in his heart that it was really strange, how could a rooster talk, and at the same time he was very happy, a talking rooster was really fun, so he replied, Hello.
The rooster said kindly, "Have you eaten?" Jian Thirty was even more happy, and said with a wicked smile, I haven't eaten it yet, let me eat you, okay.
The cock immediately rolled his eyes and said, fuck you. Jian Thirty was stunned for a moment, and then scolded, you bastard thing dare to scold people, see how I clean you up.
But before he could clean it up, the rooster flew away with a flap of its wings, and it also attracted a large group of brothers to greet Jian Thirty's mother, and then pulled all over his body.
Jian Thirty is a hero, his martial arts are very high, and he has always bullied others in the rivers and lakes, but today he let a group of chickens bully, and if it is spread out, he will definitely be laughed at. was scolded but there was no way at all, although his light skills were also very high, but no matter how high he was, he was not as tall as a rooster with wings, so he was only secretly angry.
When he met Tie Zhan who was a head catcher in the yamen on the street, he was still full of the smell of.
Tie Zhan was recently made by a tricky case that made people not like people and ghosts, and his mood was also extremely bad, and he laughed at the sword thirty and said, Old friend, hello, how did you achieve this virtue.
Jian Thirty was a little embarrassed, feeling that he was lying and said, fuck, he had just been plotted by a group of masters.
Tie Zhan rubbed a little from him with his fingers, put it under his nose and sniffed it, and said: Exaggerated, who will use to plot against you. Jian Thirty-one said solemnly, this is not, it is a hidden weapon, it is a hidden weapon just developed by the Tang Sect in Sichuan, called earth-shattering flame thunder.
Although Tie Zhan is a foreigner, he has been able to be transferred to the Phoenix Set as a catcher for two or three years, of course, he has seen what those "masters" who are plotting against Sword Thirty are, and of course he also understands what the "earth-shattering flame thunder" in him is, but in order not to make Sword Thirty feel too embarrassed, he quickly said professionally, Okay, old friend, whether you are a flame thunder or, since you have come to my territory today, let me do my best to be a landlord, how about you have two drinks?
Jian Thirty touched the scar on his neck, persuaded the bamboo basket, the wine jug, and the iron sword to Tie Zhan, and said with a smile, nonsense, to your territory, if you don't invite a treat, you still can't let me have a treat, since I am on your territory today, you have to invite you to eat, drink, and invite the girl, until you have only your underwear left and shout for help.
The two sat down, and the bartender served the food and drink, chatting while drinking.
Tie Zhan smiled and asked Jian Thirty: How come you, a busy man, have time to come to the Phoenix Set to see me, I heard that your kid has recently taken the peach blossom luck, and was taken by the eldest lady of Fujia Villa, hum, being taken by such a rich woman, you are actually embarrassed to come to me, a poor friend, to eat and drink, it is really shameful.
The bitter look on the face of the thirty-faced sword said: Oops.
Tie Zhandao: What's the matter? The eldest lady is ugly?
Jian Thirty immediately shouted: It's not just ugly, it's just impossible to see, the eyes are like sesame, the nose is like garlic, the face is like a baked cake, and the body is like a winter melon, if it's at night, you can't tell whether she is a man or a woman, even during the day, it will scare you, such a woman likes you, can you be happy?
Tie Zhandao: Really?
Jian Thirty suddenly lowered his head again and said, "Fake." In fact, the eldest lady is quite good-looking, but not the type I like, you know, we are very picky eaters, when I meet a woman, the time is not right, I don't like it, the place is wrong, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, and when I met this eldest lady, the time was not right, the place was not right, and the mood at that time was even more wrong, how could you make me like her?
Tie Zhandao: Sure enough, he has the demeanor of a hero, and it's so troublesome to even find a woman.
Jian Thirty Dao: Don't just talk about me, what about you, when I sprayed you just now, I saw that you looked sad, and you ran into a big case again?
Tie Zhandao: Wang Yufei, the son of Wang Chuan, the richest man in the Phoenix Collection, disappeared inexplicably a few days ago, without a clue, the top was pressing, but he couldn't find any clues, how can I be happy, just when you came, help me see if I can find any clues.
As he was talking, a person suddenly walked over and stood in front of them. Although it was daytime, Tie Zhan was still startled, and Jian Thirty's face turned blue. The face of the person who came was actually not so terrifying, but it was a little ugly, and the ugly one didn't have a human form at all.
He has messy hair, a long, pointed face, and a smell of. So it's better to say that this is a person, but it's a big rooster in human form.
Seeing this person, Jian Thirty immediately thought of the experience of being entertained by that big rooster just now, and couldn't help but be furious, completely ignoring his identity as a hero, slammed the table, and said loudly: Then how can this bastard thing be reckless.
This man had just drunk wine, a pair of yellow eyes like a rooster were full of bloodshots, and there was a smell of alcohol under the unpleasant smell of, and his steps staggered, and when he heard Jian Thirty's reprimand, it was easy to gain a firm foothold, and he looked at Tie Zhan, and then at Jian Thirty, his eyes showed a fierce light, and said: You don't know me? But, I know you, I know that you are the iron war and iron catcher in the yamen.