Fifty-nine, the immortal Lao Tzu is a living ancestor
Lan Yutang sighed, as if he was very helpless, and he didn't know if it was because the answer to this question made him helpless, or if the actions of these two monsters made him feel helpless, and said:
The reason why I want to make such an agreement with such a person is not that I am really afraid of his fast knife, because the immortal phoenix can't be killed with any kind of knife.
The reason why I made that decision with him was because of another friend.
Because only a quick knife can bring me the task assigned to me, and I can only get the antidote to save my friend if I carry out the order he gave me.
That's why I have to make such an agreement with him, so I must not break my trust with him. I could break my word, even ruin my reputation, but my friend couldn't.
If she had been a day late, oh no, even if she had gotten the antidote half an hour late, her life would have been in danger, so I had to go out.
Although it was half a beat late, Lao Immortal finally put his other hand on the cheek on the other side of the cheek that couldn't die, and was also proud, and then said: Haha, then tell me, what disease did that friend of yours have?
Lan Yutang leaned his head on the tombstone of Xia Sheng, hit it lightly, and said: That is a very strange disease, even if I tell you, you will not know.
These words made the two of them seem to be very dissatisfied, very dissatisfied.
Hearing this, the old immortal's eyebrows wrinkled suddenly-
Of course, the reason why he frowned was not only because he was dissatisfied with Lan Yutang's words, but the main reason was probably because he couldn't die because the strength in his hand was too great, so he had to frown and said:
Haha, it's funny, it's funny, you little doll really laughed at me, who said we don't know what the disease is, have you forgotten our nickname is called the poison monster, ha, in this world, is there still a poison that our drug monster can't solve?
Lan Yutang sighed, as if he didn't want to pay attention to their indecent appearance anymore.
He looked at the boundless darkness around him, and said in a deep voice: "As I said just now, that friend of mine was not poisoned, but had a strange disease, which can only be solved by the light bamboo grass of the Ogi Mirror Palace.
At this time, if you put a marble in the lips of the dead or the old, it will definitely be launched with a "bang" like a slingshot.
However, at this moment, neither of them will let go first, because as long as anyone lets go first, it means that they will lose first in this battle.
How can they do such a face-damaging thing?
Although the pain of the mouth being pulled by the other party was unbearable, no one would take a step back.
couldn't endure the severe pain, and grinned at Lan Yutang: Hehe, so, you have to go out? Ouch, can you fucking be light, it hurts me.
Lan Yutang really didn't know what to say about their appearance.
The two of them are going to be five hundred years old together, but they are still as willful and playful as children, so they have to nod and say: Yes, I have to go out, but can I go out?
Can't die: Hehe, little doll, you can't get out, because the only exit has been blocked outside by the imposter boy called Huo Longxie, and the other exit is buried forever with the death of the imposter boy.
Lan Yutang nodded, and then, with a look of this being the answer, said: Since this is the case, then you should know why I'm unhappy, right?
Can't die: You're right, you really can't be happy in this situation.
Old Immortal seemed to sympathize with him.
Actually, I don't know if he sympathizes with himself or Lan Yutang, and said lightly: Haha, little doll, but if you keep being unhappy, you will definitely die easily.
And if you die, I can't die that old boy must be very lonely, because we have one less test to experiment with the newly developed poison, and when we are lonely, no one will play such a beautiful tune to us, so life must be boring.
Lan Yutang smiled bitterly and said: I don't want to be unhappy, and I don't want to die prematurely because of being unhappy, but there is nothing that can make me happy, what do you say I should do?
I can't die, as if I suddenly remembered some trick.
He looked at the old immortal, and then, smiled mysteriously at Lan Yutang, and said: Hehe, I said little doll, there is an ancient saying that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, so you don't have to be so sad, if you beg me, maybe I can help you.
Although Lan Yutang didn't have much hope for his words, after hearing this, he still couldn't help but ask, and said in a deep voice: Really?
As if he had guessed what to say when he died, he quickly shook his head and said: Fake, fake, don't listen to this old boy's nonsense here. If you listen to him, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Lan Yutang looked at him, then at the point where he couldn't die, as if he had understood what he was talking about, and said: Do you mean to say that before you help me, you want me to help you first.
Can't die: Genius child, really a genius child, I can hear such profound words, little doll, I find that I really like you more and more.
Lan Yutang smiled and said, "Do you want me to help you tear off your old cheeks, so that his saliva will flow and tears will fly until he kowtows and begs for mercy?"
I can't die now, and I am even more proud, and I shouted: Hehe, little doll, you are so smart, if anyone dares to say that you are not a genius child now, I will definitely rip his ass off.
Lan Yutang smiled.
Then, standing up, he walked straight up to the old immortal, and stretched out his hand to draw back and forth on both sides of his cheeks, as if he was drawing where to start and help him pinch together.
As a result, he was so frightened that he almost didn't pee on his crotch.
Just when he was about to kneel and beg for mercy, Lan Yutang's two hands that were on the cheeks suddenly let go, leaning against the stone wall, with his hands crossed on his chest, and said: To tell the truth, although I really want you to help me, I really don't want to help me with this kind of boring help, and I can't help.
Hearing this, the old immortal's face immediately showed a look of gratitude to him.
In that way, it was like worshipping him very much, worshipping him as the living ancestor of the immortal Lao Tzu.
I saw him say proudly to death: Haha, look, look, how benevolent, how generous, what a promising young man.
Ha, I said that the conspiracy of you, an old boy who is not dead, has not succeeded, since he is a genius child, of course he can see what the hell you have in mind.
couldn't die as if he was very unconvinced, glared at Lan Yutang, and then pouted at the smug old immortal, and said coldly:
Hehe, I'm not a ghost, how could I come up with a ghost idea, but you, you're so old, still old and not dead, in this world, I'm afraid there are only turtle kings, I'm afraid only ghosts can live at your age, no wonder it's called old immortal.
Hehe, old immortality means that old age is not dead, I really don't know if the Ten Palaces Yama is afraid of you, or if he is related to you.