Hearing the old guy who stopped and said in the distance is not authentic, why did he scold him as soon as he entered the door, scolding the two of us for being monkeys, where is Lao Tzu like a monkey, is there such a handsome monkey as us in the world, I was very unhappy, and immediately replied: "A horse is trapped in the sludge, how dare the old beast come out of the hooves." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

This pair is more ruthless.

Wu Jiwen scolded the two of them for being monkeys, vulgar, and dared to sentence with a group of elegant people in an elegant place like the academy, which was simply beyond his strength, and Wen Zhuyuan directly scolded back with a sentence of "old beasts dare to ask questions", and scolded Wu Jiwen almost without mentioning it in one breath.

Everyone knows that this time, the master has really met a master.

Wang Guozhen is no longer educated, and he can hear it, Wen Zhuyuan helped him scold Wu Jiwen angrily, he was in a good mood, extremely arrogant, and pointed to the onlookers and laughed: "Lao Tzu is here to kick your field and pick up your signboard, come, come, who is Lao Tzu afraid of?"

The student was scolded by him and blushed for a while, and it was estimated that it would take a while for the master to calm down, and one of the thin-looking students walked up, shook his head and said: "It's insulting to Sven, it's insulting to Sven, since that's the case, then let Xiaosheng come and meet Your Excellency for a while." Listen to the question, Yu Zhai. ”

Wang Guozhen laughed and said: "Haha, it's so simple, so simple that I have been thinking about you, brother, you come." ”

He pushed Wen Zhuyuan out again.

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and said, "What an elegant uplink, then I have to deal with a cheesy downlink, thatched toilet." ”

The student's face was stunned, so angry that he almost vomited blood, and shook his head again and again: "It's unbearable, it's unbearable, open the window." ”

Wen stopped and said, "Close the door." ”

The student said, "Read." ”

Wen stopped and said, "." ”

Student: "You...... It's disgusting. ”

But there is no way, although it is very vulgar, but people are really right, so they have to take out the killer and say: "My three pairs are connected and they are a long pair, and you can open the window to read." ”

Wang Guozhen laughed and said: "The three lower links of my little brother are just right for your upper link: the toilet is closed and, wonderful, really wonderful." ”

Wen Zhuyuan also clapped his hands and grinned: "It's really wonderful." ”

The bell and drum tower in the academy rang the bell and drum, and it was time for class.

However, the students refused to leave, and continued to watch the two fools to see how the master, who had always been known for his erudition, saved face for them.

Wu Jiwen's mood slowly recovered, looked at the pairs of expectant eyes below, slowly walked into the snow, stroked his long hair, suddenly turned around, looked at Wen Zhuyuan and said: "The sound of the wind, the sound of snow, the sound of trees, the sound of birds, the sound of reading, a total of three hundred and sixty bells and drums, silent and silent." ”

There are seven "sounds" in a row, including the sounds of nature, birds and birds, and man-made voices, but all the sounds add up, but they set off the tranquility of the entire academy, which is indeed a wonderful pair.

As soon as the couplet came out, there was a burst of applause below.

Wang Guozhen touched his chin, thought for a while, shook his head and said, "Oh, it's too simple, it's so simple, it's so simple that I don't even care about you, brother, you come to deal with him." ”

Damn, come to this set again, Wen Zhuyuan wanted to kick him out of Siping City, kick him to the peak of Shaochong Mountain, and never come back.

In the south of Siping City, there is a Shaochong Mountain, which is the location of the royal autumn hunting grounds.

This mountain is the junction of Zhongzhou and South Vietnam, and the grass is green all year round, and the water is murmuring. There is a natural boulder on the top of the mountain, just like a stone bridge, the two sides of the rock moss are staggered, the bamboo and trees are thick, there is a stream above, after the winter is endless, through the beam and flies down, falls to the abyss, the sound is like a huge thunder, the water mist is filled, there is the reputation of "the dragon fights for the ravine".

Seeing Shaochong Mountain in the snow, Wen Zhuyuan had an idea, smiled, and said: "The mountain, bamboo, grass, wall, cloud, and 48,000 zhang peaks and peaks are colorless. ”

Although the onlookers did not want to or were unwilling, they had to admit that this link was very neat. The sound of the master, this couplet-like color, there is the color of the sky, the color of the underground, the color of the mountains, "48,000" to the "360" one virtual and one real, colorful and colorful, the "colorless and empty" at the end of the coupling is quite Zen, and "silent and not lonely", more intriguing.

Wang Guozhen was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he shouted good, and his words became even more arrogant.

Wu Jiwen was furious and groaned: "The cockscomb flower has not been released. ”

Wen stopped and said, "Mr. Dogtail." ”

Wu Jiwen: "A line of Shuo geese, sheltering from the wind and snow from the north. ”

Wen stopped far away: "Ten thousand ancient yang birds, breaking smoke clouds from the east." ”

Wu Jiwen: "Go to the south of the river, the waves will sweep away the heroes of the ages, ask the green mountains outside the threshold, the white clouds outside the mountains, where is the Wenling Wujiao." ”

Wen stopped far away: "The small courtyard returns in spring, the curtain rolls up a courtyard wind and moon, look at the green trees by the stream, the red snow by the trees, and there is the emperor's day." ”

Wu Jiwen: "The red sleeves are fragrant, the clothes are fragrant, and people call me a merry person." ”

Wen stopped far away: "Celadon plus rice, the wind and clouds are remnant, and people call it a big rice bucket." ”

This is not neat, and even a bit of a strong word, but everyone knows that Wen Zhu is far from being wrong, but deliberately angry with the old master, so if he wants to laugh, he doesn't dare to laugh, he doesn't laugh, and he panics, and many people hide below, and their shoulders keep shaking.

Wang Guozhen didn't have so many scruples, and laughed unscrupulously.

Wu Jiwen's face was black and purple with anger, knowing that today's field was planted, he pointed to Wen Zhuyuan and said, "You, you, you...... The child is arrogant. ”

Wang Guozhen said: "The old thief is not rampant. ”

Wu Jiwen couldn't support it anymore, he poofed, fell to the ground, and convulsed.

The scribe's hat on top rolled on the ground for a long time, a big head in the wind, and the few remaining strands of hair fluttered.

Wang Guozhen raised his hand, took out the token of the right soldier from his arms, and said loudly: "Old thief, your case has happened, don't pretend to be dead, come with me." ”

The students around looked at it, what was going on, could it be that if they lost the pair, they would also go to jail.

Wang Guozhen didn't care about this, he put a set of chains on Wu Jiwen's head, like a leading donkey, and pulled it out.

When he arrived at the door, he handed over his mount to the slave who accompanied him, and he walked side by side with Wen Zhuyuan, and his heart was happy.

When he was in the imperial capital, he fought against the Divine Guard. The Shenbing Guard's gang of guys, all from noble families, full of poetry and books, when there is a dispute with them, they are usually beaten by them quoting scriptures, even if they are justified in the saint, they have made it unreasonable, this is good, when I return to the imperial capital in the future, there is this Wenzhuyuan brother who comes forward, and I will definitely let those Shenbing guards who like to quote scriptures drink a pot.

Those students, who have a family background, sent their little servants home to find someone to try to save the master, but before they could walk out of the gate of the academy, they were bombarded back by a group of Jianghu people, and were warned that the academy was closed, and within three days, they were only allowed to enter and not leave, otherwise they would be responsible for what happened.

Seeing that the retreat was blocked, he had to stand in the wind and snow, watching the master's bleak back disappear little by little, leaving only the chanting sound that stopped far away: Turning into a person overnight, there is nothing at all.

Good sentence, good sentence!

The students pondered the massive amount of information contained in this sentence for a long time in the future, and in the end, someone in the academy, who was known as the first genius of Siping Academy, figured out a little bit of Taoism, which was simply scolding their master for being "dead and bald".