Twenty-six drunken dreams threesome
Yu Fan said again: "You are muddy, drunk and dreaming of death! You say that you hate the Yuan people, call yourself Han, but you can spend the gold and silver of the Yuan people, and enjoy the dignity of the prince, I see that you are duplicitous and half-hearted, right?"
Yang Wentian was not angry, his eyes were facing the sky, his hands were spread, and he said: "Uncle Yu Fan, what you said is not bad, I have no ambitions, I am extremely shameless, you can kill me with one palm." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Yu Fan laughed angrily and said, "There are really lazy people like you in the world! If it weren't for the fact that you are still working hard and improving in martial arts, I will kidnap you and ask you to stay away from this taste of peace and pleasure." With a wave of his hand, a three-foot-long iron bar fell on Yang Wentian's hand.
Yang asked Tianqi and said, "Uncle, what is this?"
Yu Fan said: "This is your father's relic, a symbol of the authority of my Ming Sect, and it is called the Holy Fire Order." If you wake up in the future, hold this thing in your hand, go to the Guangming Peak of the Goddess Peak of Kunlun Mountain, and find two Mingjiao holy women, who were your father and teacher, and their martial arts are unfathomable, far beyond the mundane, and they will definitely teach each other what they have learned in their hearts. ”
Song Yuanqiao asked: "Sect Leader Yu, your martial arts have reached the pinnacle, and you have high hopes for Brother Yang, why don't you pass on one and a half moves to him?"
Yu Fan smiled bitterly and said: "Why don't I want to? However, my 'Five Tibetan Mind Method' needs to be hidden for twenty-five years, and before it is completed, it is like a sick coward, this kid is flamboyant by nature, and he will never be able to practice my method." ”
Yang Wentian was dead-faced, and said weakly: "Thank you uncle for giving me such a burning stick, I have to think about where to put it in order to look good." ”
Yu Fan scolded him a few words, but when he saw that it was useless, he snorted and went away angrily.
Song Yuanqiao and Yang Wentian glanced at each other, Yang Wentian grimaced, and said, "My uncle, such a fierce and urging people, is really alive by the dead." ”
Song Yuanqiao smiled bitterly: "With such a prestige as your predecessors, I can't scare you, and my brother's thick skin is even more extraordinary." ”
Yang Wentian laughed and said: "Drink, drink, there is wine today and drunk today, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon." ”
The two opened the wine cups, and Song Yuanqiao asked: "Brother Yang, since you are the prince of Yuanren, even if Ling Zun is a Han Chinese, why did you agree to rebel?"
Yang Wentian trusted Song Yuanqiao, and he was not an outsider for a long time, and said angrily: "Half of it, it was Uncle Yu who told me about my father's deeds, I was young, and he was drunk in my ears, and I was dizzy, so I swore to promise in a daze, and now I want to repay the debt, how can he agree?"
Song Yuanqiao said with a smile: "It seems that Brother Tai is a thief who catches ducks on the shelves, but I am afraid that it is the first time in the past." ”
Yang Wentian couldn't help but laugh, and said: "The other half, I saw with my own eyes that the Yuan people bullied the Han people, and the little girl in her teens was ..... by the Yuan people. dragged into the house, followed by loud crying, and the whole life was ruined like this. Hmph, it makes me angry. If it weren't for my young age and unsuccessful martial arts, I would have to fight with that thief. He originally looked relaxed, and when he talked about it, he gradually became angry, and drank heavily to dissipate his anger.
Song Yuanqiao was also furious, eager to smash the stone table with one palm, he said angrily: "If it weren't for the master's order for me to be patient, I would have seen the Tartar wicked, and I would have to kill the killer!"
Yang Wentian smiled and said, "Why should you be patient? Although I am powerless, idle, and lazy, I still have some means. ”
The two drank bitterly while chatting, Song Yuanqiao scolded the Mengren, Yang Wentian actually echoed his words, it was really 'scolding the bald donkey to the monk, the more the monk listened, the happier he became. Soon, both of them were drunk, and Yang asked Tiandao: "Brother Song, let's fall in love like this, just drink and don't worship, God is going to be in a hurry." ”
Song Yuanqiao was overjoyed, and was about to nod, but at a glance, he saw that Bai Kai was sleeping soundly. He came up with a strong drink and said, "Good things come in three, the circle is complete, and there is one who pretends to be asleep, and he will also pull him up to worship!"
Yang Wentian applauded repeatedly, all of them lost their weight, the two of them carried Bai Kai, Bai Kai snorted, and said, "What's the matter?
Yang asked Tiandao: "Brother Bai Kai, are you Gui Geng this year?"
Bai Kai was at a loss, reporting his birthday, and the three of them counted, Yang Wentian seemed to be young, but he was actually three years older than the other two. He was in high spirits, recognized himself as a brother, sprinkled wine on the ground, and said the vows. Song Yuanqiao then said, Bai Kai gradually understood, surprised and happy, proud, and immediately swore an oath. The three of them laughed in unison, got up to drink, and were as close to each other as siblings.
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Pan Shu walked through the stockade to the outside of Dao'er House, and saw Shuangshu talking in the garden, and said loudly: "Two girls, can you listen to a few words?"
Xiao Moxue's expression was quite unnatural, and she was a little estranged from him, but after thinking about it carefully, she didn't think he had done anything wrong, and said softly: "Mr. Wu Qi, come in." ”
Dao'er smiled: "There are many beautiful ones in our village... Hee-hee.... Mother-in-law and aunt, what are you looking for the two of us?"
Xiao Moxue pinched her, Dao'er laughed, and pursed her lips.
Pan Xuan said: "The girl said that she laughed, the old man is weak, how can he have such a mind?"
Dao'er snickered in a low voice, almost choking on her illness, Xiao Moxue hurriedly said: "Sister just woke up, her head is not clear, don't be surprised." ”
Pan Xuan was not surprised, sat down on a small chair in the room, and said, "The previous 'Dao Xue Fist Method', I don't know how the two of you practiced?"
Dao'er didn't practice at all, but said: "It's so ruthless, it's so ruthless, it's so ruthless, up and down its hands, wherever you touch it, it will be a thousand miles..."
Xiao Moxue said: "I have practiced perfectly, but when I exert my strength, I still feel a little rusty, it seems that these four moves are too strong, and if you use them alone, the power is great, but if you stalemate with the enemy, it will be inevitable.... Flaws are revealed. ”
Pan Xuan nodded and said: "This punch, a palm, a leg, and a turn were thought up by me in a hurry, and it is indeed not perfect." I thought hard last night...."
Dao'er applauded: "It turns out that Mr. Wu Qi is thinking about kung fu at night, when he is imagining, punching and kicking, back and forth, inside and out, there must be a lot of movement?"
Pan Xuan looked embarrassed and said, "The girl made fun of it." I'm just imagining it in my head, not doing it, and I'm about to ask you two to watch it. ”
He was afraid that Dao'er would say boring words again, so he stood up, walked into the garden, and first played four moves, which were the previous moves, and after half a circle, he raised his palm upward, and then covered it downward, and slammed it, leaving a deep palm print on a large stone, and at the same time, the palm wind was flying, like a barrier.
Xiao Moxue and Dao'er saw that this move was powerful, cheered in unison, twisted their bodies half-spin, pulled out their bodies and flew upside down, suddenly rushed forward in the air, kicked and kicked a small tree. This move moves in and out of mid-air freely, like flying, the change is so strange that people can't expect it, Shuangshu was dazzled and cheered again.
A little on tiptoe, and suddenly rushed forward again, a punch was punched, as fast as lightning, the fist was not exhausted, stepped forward, the arms circled, and there was a big grinding clap sound, which shows how strong the strength between the arms is. This move is already a mastery of both offense and defense, but it turns to the middle of the circle, and everything in the palm of his hand, a stream of internal strength sweeps on the ground, and another internal strength is in front of him, with a bang, dust is scattered, and there is an inch-deep, five-foot-long mark on the stone ground.
The two girls were dizzying, excited, Dao'er couldn't help but imitate, feeling that this move was not complicated at all, the subtlety lies in the luck, if you don't know the formula, you can't learn it secretly.
Pan Xuan said: "I'll make up five tricks and ask for a ninety-five mouthpiece." These nine strokes of the 'Dao Xue Boxing Method' have been coherent so far, with the ingenuity of the two girls and the strength of their internal strength, they only need to practice every day, and in a short period of time, their martial arts should be able to multiply. ”
The two of them were very happy, listened attentively, and slowly recited this boxing technique three times, and the two of them remembered it very well and would not forget it. He said: "That should be the first palm, called the skinning hand." The next punch is called an inverted onion. A kick is called a braid. When the body turns, it is called a medicine cloth....."
Xiao Mo Xue Gege laughed happily and said, "Sir, you are making fun of yourself." ”
Pan Xuan Zhengse said: "Isn't it ordinary to save your life? The first up and then down the grab, called 'to jump the river', the first to retreat and then the back of the kick, called 'with the wave', a punch straight stab, called 'fire monster', arms circle, called 'restore appearance', palm cutting, called 'fighting three immortals'. These nine tricks are created by the old man according to the experience of this place, although the name is vulgar, but it is not difficult to remember. ”
Dao'er read it again, his eyes blinked, and he said: "Mr. is so smart, in only two or three days, he came up with this ingenious fist and kick, if he stays longer, won't he have to 'cross the swamp' and 'fight the cat demon'..."Suddenly remembering that he was bewitched by demons, he snorted lowly, and his expression was bitter.
Pan Xuan laughed and said: "The old man Jiang Lang is exhausted, these nine moves are already the work of hard work, and I hope the two of you can benefit from this." This kung fu is combined with internal and external, yin and yang, if practiced for a long time, you can subtly increase your strength and strengthen your body. ”
Xiao Moxue suddenly felt panicked and lost, and said hurriedly: "Mr. Wu Qi, are you leaving?"
He remembered the absurd and strange things last night, and he couldn't help but blame himself, if he was under the pressure of Shanhaimen for a long time, he didn't know how ridiculous he would be.
How could Xiao Moxue be willing to be separated from him? But you are in the stockade, don't you have people to worry about?" Dao'er also said, "Yes, I think you are looking for it here. Find a daughter-in-law and live there. ”
Pan Xuan sighed: "This village is very good, far from the world, and the people are simple, otherwise how can you give birth to such a pure girl as you? ”
Xiao Moxue blurted out and said, "Sir, I'll go with you." ”
When he was like a maggot attached to his bones, he was uncomfortable, and said, "The wizard has promised you a high position and heavy responsibility, how can you just leave?"
Xiao Moxue said: "No, no, I'm not a wizard." I want to go outside, but I'm afraid that the world outside is dangerous, Mr. Wu Qi, you are alone, food and clothing, no one takes care of you, take me, I can still cook and laundry for you. ”
Pan Xuan knew that she was purely kind, afraid that she would die alone and old and frail, so she didn't care about the difference between men and women, and said with a wry smile: "I didn't leave alone." I promised the little prince that I would like to take up an idle position under his command, and help him with a little favor if he has nothing to do. ”
At this time, even Dao'er was stunned, and said, "Really? That's a coincidence." I also have to go with Brother Wentian. ”