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Hazy, like an unpredictable mind.

Wen Zhuyuan also has something on his mind.

He suddenly felt a sense of frustration.

After going through so many lows in the entertainment industry, he always thinks that he has seen through all the ups and downs of the world - although he never seems to have had a high or an orgasm, but now, that strong frustration still fills the softest nerves in his heart. He feels that he is not only a failed actor, but even a failed time-traveler. Because at this moment, I don't have any male protagonist in a time-traveling novel who does something like the male protagonist in a time-traveling novel, such as using the memories of his two lives to invent and create some shocking new things, make some shocking small fortunes, and create a shocking deed......

No one even knew of his existence on a small scale.

Especially at this moment, there are heroes in the world in this Siping City: Lei Qianxiao, the world-famous commander of the Quan Bing Guard, the chief of the guard of the terrifying Divine Soldier Guard, Xiang Buying, and the leader of the Zhongzhou Martial Arts League, Qiu Wanqian, any person who takes it out is enough to cover up the brilliance of his distant smell.

He felt like an insignificant little follower at the moment.

He felt that if he continued like this, he would simply dust the faces of the entire crossing family.

Therefore, he must do a vigorous and great career.

The current Siping City is like a threshold in his life. Jumping over, it was the carp that turned over and jumped into the dragon gate, and couldn't jump, so it could only be a loach here for the rest of its life to eat and wait for death.

He felt that he could not go on like this anymore.

He must be like Sakuragi Hanamichi, one ball to settle the situation, and use his strength to shut everyone up.

He felt that this tiger that turned the entire Siping City upside down, and if he didn't get it right, it was his springboard.

So, be sure to find him.

And to find him, the key lies in this nong's finger line.

The barbarian, who has always been brave and fearless of death, wants him to open his mouth to find out the whereabouts of the tiger, it seems that the use of force is a bit unrealistic.

There is an ancient saying in the Central Plains, which is called "Teaching according to local conditions, teaching according to aptitude, different from person to person, and special people have to use special methods".

Therefore, when facing Nong Zhixing, Wen Zhiyuan's face suddenly showed an obscene and brilliant posture......

Nong Zhixing was a little hairy by his laughter, stalked his neck, raised his chin and scolded in a stiff Zhongzhou official dialect: "What the fuck do you want to do?"

Wen Zhuyuan didn't get angry, and even looked kind, touched his head, and said with a smile: "Hehe, brother, I don't really want to do anything, I just want to make friends with you, and at the same time, let your brother help introduce a friend." I heard that what is called the tiger is a different kind of your Nanyue country, as a barbarian, but what I like is the broad and profound culture of my Zhongzhou, pull up the shawl and distribute, wear the crown robe, hold the sword in one hand, dance the rooster in the world, hold the scroll in the other hand, and chant so 'wet' in the other hand...... Hehe, let's not hide it, brother, I'm not too big or small, and I'm a talent, so I really want to sit down and talk about life with him in this snowflake season. And he took away our brother who lived up to the head of the head, presumably there must have been such a mutual exchange of ideas, but he didn't know, in our Zhongzhou people there is such an old saying that things gather like their brothers must have their brothers, you look at our look to live up to the appearance of the adults to know the virtue of his baby brother, the big old and coarse, the way of cheating to eat and drink is first-class and the line of poetry is not understandable, the tiger is beautiful and he can discuss what kind of energy. In the end, not only will I get nothing out of him, but it will even make him feel that I have no one in Zhongzhou. Why don't you let my brother and I go and study with him...... Uh, I forgot to introduce myself, brother, my surname is known as Zhongzheng, in Zhongzhou, I can also be regarded as the number one person, that is really on someone else's wife's big bed to peep into the little widow's thatched house......"

As a result, before he finished speaking, Nong tilted his head and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm.

"Okay!" Xiang almost applauded, and he was relieved in his heart: "It's time for you to bury Lao Tzu!"

Lei Qianxiao, Qiu Wanqian and other officials and characters in the rivers and lakes were all blushing and thick-necked, wanting to laugh but embarrassed to laugh.

Wen Zhuyuan originally wanted to find some face in front of everyone and be a bird, but he didn't expect that he didn't get his face back, and he spat on the remaining face by Nong's fingers, and immediately became angry and hooligan-borrowed from a line from a bad street in the film and television drama to describe it: "You kid is a toast and doesn't eat and drink." Lao Tzu originally wanted to give you a full body, but I didn't expect to force Lao Tzu to make you lose your body. Close the door! Let the 'Tiger Courage' ...... Oh, no, no, sir...... Excuse me...... My brother ripped this kid's pants off!"

Xiang didn't live up to his face, and he didn't say anything!

The women's pants under his command are not less picked, and the men's pants are not less picked, except for the men's pants who have special hobbies, who likes to pick up, etc., does Wen Zhuyuan have special hobbies? !

Everyone looked at Wen Zhuyuan with surprised eyes......

Lei Qianxiao was really curious about what he wanted to do, and when he saw that everyone was stunned, he glanced at Wang Guozhen who was standing aside.

Wang Guozhen understood: He was also curious.

Wang Guozhen walked up with two officials, one left and one right.

The two servants caught Nong's fingers with water and fire sticks, lifted him up, and put it under the eaves of the porch, shook the iron locks, tied him to the pillar, and threw it on the ground from the inside out, without leaving him a pair of trousers. Wang Guozhen even made a "please" gesture towards Wen Zhuyuan with a smile.

Wen Zhuyuan arched his hand, and said: "Thank you, thank you, the so-called don't bother the two masters." Our Zhongzhou has always been regarded as a country of etiquette, although this old man is a barbarian, but we can't lose etiquette and let him freeze and starve outside shirtless. Therefore, please find a big iron pot according to his figure, fill it with sixty percent water, set up a fire, heat it, and warm this barbarian brother. ”

Wang Guozhen gasped: This kid is really ruthless, this is to cook a living person, and it is a shame that he said righteous words and a charitable face, but to deal with this kind of barbarian, he really has to use this barbaric method, otherwise, he still thinks that Zhongzhou people are sheep and weak and can be bullied.

Wang Guozhen arranged for people to prepare.

"In our hometown, there is an old saying that 'when a friend comes, there is a good wine, and when an enemy comes, there is a shotgun'. Although this barbarian brother has a bad attitude and no tutor, he is not an enemy, so we can't afford to lose the etiquette of a great country and threaten him with a gun, and we even have to entertain him well. Brother Wang, please order someone to prepare one or two hundred loaches, as long as one finger long, all of them will be put in the pot. ”

I still said this to Wang Guozhen.

Wang Guozhen: "......"

Wen Zhuyuan knew that he didn't understand, so he explained: "Oh, it is well known that loaches are afraid of heat, and when the water in the pot is hot, they will look for holes everywhere to drill ......"

Speaking of this, he glanced at the naked Nong Zhixing, smiled shamelessly, and said: "This barbarian brother's body is quite big, how many loaches can you get into the hole in his body." The loaches are put into the pot, and the water is slowly heated underneath, and those loaches can't stand it, so they will desperately drill into his body, what nostrils, buttocks, mouths, ears...... There are few holes and many loaches, in order to survive, of course they will fight, bite, tear, scratch, scratch, kick, so you toss, this brother's brains, stomach, intestines, heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, etc., are all bitten and torn out, that is called one, vomit ......"

As he spoke, he couldn't stand it and threw up first.

Rao is a person like Wang Guozhen, who is used to all kinds of torture, and he can't help it, so he vomits.