Chapter 0168: Sun Tianshi Drinks "Returning Yuan Soup"

Huanhuan's eyes glanced at Yu Wan standing next to a group of young boys and girls, Yu Wan turned her face away, pretending not to see Huan Huan.

The golden boy suddenly stared at Huanhuan and said with a smile: "What are you waiting for, go pee!"

The mortal children were originally embarrassed to let an elf pee, but now that the fairy urged, the boys and girls suddenly came to their senses and began to talk to each other: "Wow! The urine that the handsome little elf spilled must be divine urine!"

The boys and girls are not good at shouting loudly, and they are silent on the surface, but they are complicated in their hearts, which one doesn't want to see how the elf pees?

"That fairy-like elf, if only she peed in public, who knows if she wants to!"

The golden boy saw it in his eyes and understood what the children were thinking, so he urged Huanhuan again: "Isn't it just peeing, making trouble!

"It seems that I have to give a soak of urine today? Okay, okay, okay! I'll just sprinkle it, what's this, what are you afraid of!" Huan Huan said, a special tool for the losing side to drink urine after taking over the game from Wang Hanjun's hand.

This special tool for drinking urine commonly used by people in the village is called "urine gun", which is actually a sunflower pole more than a foot long.

The thick tube of the wine glass, hollowing out the inside of the pipe, sealing one end of the porcelain so that it does not leak, and in the middle of it, a thin sorghum stalk, which is also hollow, is installed as a straw.

It looks like a bong, some people smoke hookah. In fact, it is made by imitating a smoking gun.

When drinking urine, hold the "urine gun" with both hands, and suck urine from the tube made of sorghum stalks in the middle.

This tool to make zuò in imitation of a smoking gun was first used to drink water when people went to work in the fields, and later evolved into a competition tool.

The rural people here take winning and losing very seriously, and the punishment method is a bit wild and has a certain taste of banter.

This wild punishment method with a playful flavor, why don't the old people in the village interfere with it, it turns out that there is a folk belief in the countryside here.

According to the belief, the urine of a boy and a virgin is a good thing to strengthen the body, and after drinking it, it strengthens the body, and those who are not sick do not get sick, and those who are sick are cured.

Some children in the village are born with weak constitution and often have headaches and fevers, so adults coax them to eat hard-boiled eggs soaked in the urine of a boy or a virgin.

Folk beliefs have their own truths, and in recent years, in some places, "urine health" associations have emerged.

In other words, Huanhuan asked the principle of the urine gun, and then took the "urine gun" and stepped behind the corn stalk in a few steps.

"...... Uproar"

The golden boy was stunned!

Did Huanhuan really sprinkle it?

In this way, Yuwan, you really want to drink urine today?!

What kind of thing is this, so, the golden boy stepped forward and stopped: "Okay, the game is just a joke, drink pee, I think it's free!"

The words of the immortals, mortal children, who dare not listen.

Shuping said: "Since the immortals have said so, let's do it today!

At this moment, Huanhuan finished urinating, holding the "urine gun" in both hands, and stepped out from behind the firewood stack, and when he heard everyone say that he wanted to avoid drinking urine, he shouted: "What, don't drink my pee? How can this work? Is it easy for me to pee I! You must know that it is very difficult for a girl to pee into the pipe of this urine gun!"

When the children heard this, they burst into laughter, and the golden boy almost laughed out loud.

was in a stalemate, Sun Tianshi came out of nowhere, listened to the reason beside him, laughed, and said: "Okay, the winner pees, the loser drinks urine, this is the old rule of the countryside for many years, today I want to see if the little sister Yuwan abides by this old rule of the people!"

At this moment, Yuwan, her face was like a peach blossom, stepped forward, and scolded Sun Tianshi with a smile: "Senior brother, how do I feel, you are here to pee and drink!"

"Those who know me, little junior sister too!"

Sun Tianshi's statement, including the golden boy, was greatly surprised by everyone-a white-bearded old immortal wants to drink the urine of a badger girl?

Everyone was suspicious, but they saw that Sun Tianshi generously took the urine gun from Huanhuan's hand, put the straw in his mouth, and drank more than a dozen sips in a row!

Looking at Sun Tianshi's expression, it was like drinking some sweet drink!

At this moment, the most turbulent thing in my heart is naturally Huanhuan, and the little round face is flushed!

Sun Tianshi drank it, wiped his right hand lightly on his mouth, and said: "Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" said that human urine is reincarnation wine and yuan soup, and the boy is especially good...... Oh, the virgin is better, the child urine is cold, clear heat, the main treatment of cold and heat headache, the symptoms are full of abdomen, moisturize the skin, benefit the large intestine, go to cough, cure tuberculosis, quench fatigue and thirst, moisten the heart and lungs, menstrual irregularities...... If it is the urine of an elf virgin, the effect will be increased fifteen times!"

In this, there is Li Shizhen's original flavor, as well as Sun Tianshi's private soup, all in all, in an instant, Sun Tianshi interpreted Huanhuan's urine into the most beautiful health drink in the world.

Among them, the most important point is that Sun Tianshi hides deep in his heart - the urine of the little beauty of the badger clan can resist demon poison!

Sun Tianshi would never dare to say this, otherwise, the news would spread, which villager didn't want to ask for Huanhuan's urine, could Huanhuan parry? !

"It turns out that the urine of the virgins of the elite tribe is so magical! I will also drink two sips!" Zhang Jianhua, a female militiaman, immediately shouted.

The people present watched Zhang Jianhua drag the urine gun from Sun Tianshi, like a greedy baby breastfeeding, and couldn't wait to insert the straw into his ruddy mouth and grunt a few big mouthfuls.

In this way, the boys and girls are all **, everyone grabs the urine gun, no matter who it is, as soon as the straw of the "urine gun" is inserted into the mouth, it is a big suck......

After drinking the urine, everyone remembered that Yuwan, who should drink urine the most, didn't even drink a sip!

The golden boy went over, took the urine gun from Shuping's hand, shook it in his hand, put the upper mouth of the urine gun on the side of his right eye, looked in, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Wow, there is not a drop left!"

At the end of the game, the satisfied and enthusiastic teenagers went home.

Jin Tong, Yuwan, Huanhuan, Sun Tianshi, went back to Dr. Wang's house.

Entering the gate of the Wang family's courtyard, the four of them immediately smelled the smell of Xiuzhi's mother cooking lunch for them.

Sun Tianshi smelled this familiar smell and said to Huanhuan: "Huanhuan, at noon today, you are going to taste the dumplings fried by the human race in a big iron pot, oh, and there is also a small pot of corn porridge." ”

The unique aroma of fried dumplings can only be found in this large stove pot.

Fried dumplings, where did Huanhuan eat in the past, so he smiled and said: "Hehe, I didn't expect that this war would bring me good food!"