Fourth, the heart of the pillow is unpredictable
readx;? I heard a monk ask again, "I don't know what Senior Brother Gui has?"
Fei Gui said: "It is said that shooting people first shoots horses, and thieves capture kings first." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoWan Xian is now in power, we will not be able to recover the defeat in a year or two. And the empress has a favorite minister by her side, named Xueyun, who has a close relationship with Wanxianmen, so the empress has a lot of respect for Wanxian. If we want to compete, we have to try to blow the wind in the empress's ears. ”
Pan Xuan secretly scolded in his heart: "This old monk is vulgar and tight, and there are a lot of tricks." The three skinny people not far away trembled, as if they were holding back a smile.
The monks said curiously: "Senior brother, please give instructions." ”
Fei Gui smiled slightly, clapped his hands, and walked out of a monk from behind a golden Buddha. I saw that the monk was about eighteen years old, with a handsome appearance, wonderful eyes and sword eyebrows, thin lips and high nose, thin and thin, and handsome, and he was really a hero with a pretty face.
The impermanence monk pondered for a moment and said, "Senior Brother Feigui.... Where did you find this little novice?"
Fei Gui nodded at Xiao Shami, and Xiao Shami said, "Master, disciple's Dharma number is in the air." They were orphans taken in by Master. ”
A white fat old monk stepped forward and said, "Senior brother wants to bring this... The little nephew gave it to the empress?"
Fei Gui Fuxu laughed and said: "Lingkong is proficient in Buddhism, clever and fickle, and gentle and serious, as soon as those female donors saw him, they were all infatuated, that is, they did not want to be embarrassed, abandoned their husbands and children, and also came to listen to Lingkong's Zen preaching." I heard that the empress likes men and pets the most, water, sex, yang, and flowers, so I asked the empress to go and talk about Buddhism. Then I went to double cultivate the wonderful law, and the volley could take the opportunity to blow the wind on the pillow, so that our Shi family would not have a bright future? Maybe the empress was deeply fascinated, and all the countries in the Central Plains recommended the Dharma, not to mention a great merit?"
The monks suddenly realized, even called the clever plan, and knew that people were greedy for a freshness. The empress has been on the throne for ten years, and what man has never tasted? Only this law-abiding and precept-abiding pretty monk has the most unique and wonderful taste, and most of this move can be achieved.
The impermanence monk said: "This move is too unfair, and it is not the work of our senior monks." ”
Fei Gui said angrily: "Impermanence, the Buddha said: 'All laws are false, and the heart is pure.'" 'If you are obsessed, what kind of monk are you?' Although your kung fu is high, but with everyone here, it is not your turn to call the shots. ”
Impermanence snorted and said no more. Fei Gui asked again: "Volley apprentice, are you willing to give up this innocent body to accompany the female benefactor?"
Ling Kong said honestly: "The skin is a foreign object, the joy is false, and the volley is a false object, why bother?" The tone was extremely flat, where did he look like an eighteen-year-old little monk?
Pan Xuan was unhappy in his heart: "This group of monks is extremely thick-skinned, and their behavior is really ugly. What kind of person is Fang Lim, and how can he be bewitched by a monk?"
Suddenly, a person on the side chuckled, flew to the ground, saw her face clearly, his body shook, and his heart was warm. That person is young, richly dressed, cute and incoherent, with a pair of starry eyes and bright moonlight, beautiful and clear, it is the child born to Pan Xuan and Luo Fanglin, named You'er.
There were two more people beside her who landed, these two were two teenagers, blonde hair and blue eyes, tall figures, handsome faces, and their bodies were light and fluttering when they fell, and their light skills were extremely good.
All the old monks were surprised, and thought to themselves, "It turns out that there are spies lying in wait on the main hall, and what we said has been heard by the three of them?"
Fei Gui shouted: "You three dolls, why did you trespass into my Buddhist hall?
You'er looked up to the sky and snorted, when she lowered her head, her eyes were full of anger, and she said: "My two brothers and I can hear it clearly, well, you thieves are bald, you want to send this pretty monk to calculate your mother, hum, let me be here, how can you let you succeed?"
When the monks heard the word "queen mother", they were all frightened, and Fei Gui said in a trembling voice: "You.... You.... Who is Your Excellency?" he was jealous, and he also used the honorific title for this little child, and the rest of the monks heard it in their ears, and they only felt that it was appropriate and appropriate, and it was not obtrusive.
The blond-haired young man on the left said coldly: "I am the son of the current saint, Luo Xiang, the young general who protects the country and conquers evil. This is my elder brother, Hou Luoran, who conquered the north. He pointed at You'er, his expression became gentle and joyful, and said, "And this beautiful and lovely little fairy is my sister Luo Youya. ”
The monks were all shocked, and they all felt that a great disaster was coming, and they had no courage to speak out. Yu'er walked closer, looked at the sky monk, and praised: "Zhenjun, Zhenjun, don't talk about my mother, as soon as I saw this brother, I was also very moved, haha, haha!"
The Sky Monk glared at You'er, his body trembled, and everyone thought, "He must be scared." Only Pan Xuan felt strange: "If he was really scared, why didn't he dodge, but looked directly at You'er?"
Luo Xiang, Luo Ran's expressions changed, turned worried, Luo Ran said: "You'er, you...."
As soon as the words fell, You'er conjured a knife in his hand and stabbed at the volley crotch, the technique was sharp, fast and accurate, where was it done by a young child? Volley covered his wound and stepped aside.
Pan Xuan thought to himself: "This volley is so fast! This girl is so ruthless." ”
When Yu'er saw the blood, she became more and more excited, and applauded: "Since you can hide, then spare you for the time being." But you can't keep your words after all, and you will be sent to the palace in the future, not as a monk, but only as a eunuch. ”
She turned around and stared at the old monk Fei Gui, the old monk's hair stood on end, and he tried his best to calm down, and said, "I don't know.... I don't know how His Highness came here? How did he run to the beam? Sure enough, he was a heroic young man, and he was skilled.... Hey.... Apex. Let's all joke here, how can Your Highness take it seriously?"
Yu'er suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared, and the internal force in the sound was strong, which shook everyone in the hall and made everyone dizzy. Then the temple door clicked a few times, smashed together, and several men in the same clothes and fierce movements flew in, and came to You'er's side in an instant.
Yu'er pointed and said, "This thin monk, this thief monk, this fat monk, this... Hee-hee... This eunuch monk..."Pick out a dozen or so people, those men are the first-class guards in the court, and pull out the people she said one by one, and line them up. The monks' martial arts are not bad, if they are besieged in groups, these guards will not be easy to resist, but they have been caught by You'er, the princess of the day, and have committed a serious crime, how dare they have the slightest intention of resisting?
You'er pulled Fei Gui Seng again and pushed him into the crowd, this row of monks had numb scalps and sweated profusely, not knowing how this ruthless girl was going to torture herself.
Yu'er smiled: "You bastards, you laughed the most happily before, but don't think my mother is good? The second is.... Hey... If you don't cut the finch, I will take it upon myself to ask the army of my mother to suppress it, so that every bald donkey of you will become bald, bad, and a eunuch. "Laugh out loud.
Rushing upwards angrily: "It's not enough to kill people, these thieves are indeed not good, but how can they be good men who torture others like this... Chivalrous deeds?"
Luo Xiang stepped forward and said, "Sister, catch a few and go back, put them in prison, just have a good meal to get angry, you don't have to... It doesn't have to be that way. ”
Luo Ran also said: "They are monks after all. My mother often said that I asked the Buddha to bless us, and we couldn't go against my mother's will. ”
Yu'er's beautiful eyes were frosty, and she said coldly: "These monks are trying to kill their mothers, and they are great rebels. If you don't castrate, you have to cut off your head, and you ask yourself if they want to be eunuchs or headless ghosts?"
She was so arrogant that the two brothers didn't seem to dare to restrain her, looked at each other, and stepped aside.
The monks trembled, and their faces were like dead men. Yu'er said: "I'll count to three, and if I don't do it again, I'll let the guards and uncles kill me." She looked fanatical and obsessed, as if possessed by the devil.
Fei Gui shouted: "Listen, everyone, this day the outer demons are rampant, let's swear to defend the pure land of Buddhism and fight with this domineering princess!" The guard stopped with his bare hands, punched and kicked, pointed his elbow, and fought with Fei Gui, without falling behind. The rest of the monks held their heads, did not dare to move, and ran away screaming.
Fei Gui's heart was cold, the momentum was greatly reduced, the guards didn't care about the single one-headed, all of a sudden, the four of them surrounded each other, and attacked together, non-Gui was cowardly, and the ability was only seventy percent, and the four people were all masters of the respected status in the court, and they dismantled more than a dozen moves around him, and Fei Gui's chest and back were hit together, and his body was stiff and couldn't move.
Yu'er looked happy and nodded: "Great, great, if you don't resist, it's boring." This old monk is the culprit, and I will cut off the flesh from his body, gouge out his eyes, and cut off his ears, but I will not let him die. Haha, I've wanted to do this for a long time. She said in a calm tone, not a hypocrisy, but a real desire to act.
Fei Gui Wow shouted: "I'd rather go through menopause than let your little devil succeed!"
Suddenly, the impermanence monk jumped into the formation, the monk's robe swelled, his hands raised, the internal force was divided, and a few bangs blocked the four guards, and the body of the guards shook greatly, and the arms were sore, thinking: "Is this person the impermanence monk who is one of the best martial arts in Buddhism today?"
Impermanence shouted, "What an enlightened person is the saint, how can there be such a vicious daughter as you?"
You'er's eyes were cold, and he said with a smile: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, you old monk Yuan also seems to be a good person." But since you also want to rebel, then I can't tolerate you. ”
She hooked her fingers, the four guards retreated, and two more people walked up, one of them also recognized it, it was Ma Fayin, the master of Luo Pan's side back then, and his martial arts were so high that he was by no means impermanent. The other person is dressed as a scholar, with long hair and beard, a chic look, a steady walk when walking, and a condensation of true qi all over his body, and he is also a very good hand in Ouchi.
Impermanence said: "The only way to do this now is to repel this girl first, and then try to ask the people of Wanxianmen to mediate and resolve this difficulty." ”
You'er's mind was like a cat and mouse, playing without eating, and she had the intention to tease, and said with a smile: "Uncle Yin, you first compete with this impermanent monk to see if he has real kung fu in his mouth?" )
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