2. "Gun" battles

This gag did not eliminate the anger that could not be extinguished, and he still said angrily: You are embarrassed to say that you are not the king of the turtle, I don't even think you are as good as the first of the bastard of the turtle, you are despicable, your old lady drinks soup, you are shameless and obscene.

You know that I am going out to collect those leaves and come back to relieve these two little dolls of the Gu poison of "Three Days of Floating Life", but you actually put down the 10,000-pound boulder at the exit and deliberately didn't let me go out.

Hmph, you said that you can't afford to lose, oh, I understand, you are seeing that I am about to unravel your rather conceited Gu poison "Three Days of Floating Life", and you are afraid that you will be defeated by me, so stop me from going out.

Ha, hey, you're so despicable, I really didn't expect that you, an old bastard who has lived for nearly three hundred years, are such a shameless person who can't afford to lose, hmph, how could I be called a double medicine slave with someone like you, ahhhh

He seemed so really angry this time that he forgot to say his mantra "hehe".

Hearing this, the old immortal didn't react yet, Shang Tianxiang suddenly felt a chill in his heart, looked up and couldn't die, and said with a surprised face: Is this true?

Although her vision has been blurred, when she looks at the time when she can't die, she is so reverent, so sincere, and the expression on her face doesn't know whether it is fear or pleading.

She just stared at him with a pleading expression, as if she wanted him to tell her that what he had just said was a joke, and that he had already brought back the detoxified leaves from outside.

For a person who has just burned hope in his heart, he can definitely not bear the blow of disappointment anymore.

She really didn't want to die so early, she really didn't want to die like this, she still had a lot of things to do, and she still wanted to go out and find that person.

However, if he couldn't die, he didn't seem to be joking with her, because at the moment his face had turned into an indescribable color because he was too angry.

However, Lan Yutang seemed very calm.

Not only did he not appear to be panicked and lost, but he even laughed, and then, turning slightly over on the mound full of gold jewels, said to the death:

I think you misunderstood, although I am no different from the blind now, but I can feel that since you left, that senior seems to have been behind the stone wall, and has never gone out at all, how can he rush to the exit in front of you to put down the 10,000-pound boulder.

Also, since it was a 10,000-pound boulder, it may never be able to open it again after putting it down, and that senior is still in the hole, if it was really him who put it down to stop you, I think, he will never come here again now, don't you say?

Hearing this, I couldn't die and was suddenly stunned, this is not unreasonable, it seems that I made a mistake about the old immortal monster.

Shang Tianxiang still looked very unconvinced, looked at Lan Yutang, and said angrily: Hmph, it's already this time, why are you still helping that old monster to speak.

In my opinion, he must have been unwilling to be defeated by this senior, so he put down the boulder before this senior.

Even if he didn't go, he sent his subordinates to do it, I think he just didn't want to be defeated by this senior, so he did it on purpose, it's really despicable, shameless, and obscene.

Speaking of which, she looked at it and said, "Oh, am I right, senior?"

Can't die suddenly had an infinite affection for Shang Tianxiang, looked at her, and then, like a naughty child, he patted his crotch to the old immortal hiding behind the stone wall, made a rather provocative posture, and said proudly: Hehe, that's it, that's it, that's what the old immortal is like this.

Seeing his childlike appearance, Lan Yutang couldn't help but smile bitterly.

And at this time, he seemed to have no idea what to do except for a wry smile.

He really couldn't imagine that this old man, who was already old enough to be his grandfather's grandfather, would make such childlike scolding movements, and he couldn't convince him.

What made him even more unexpected was that this childlike old man was actually one of the double medicine slaves who frightened everyone in the rivers and lakes fifty years ago.

The so-called things gather by like, people by groups, dragons to dragons, phoenixes to phoenixes, since one of the double medicine slaves this old gentleman who can't die is so virtuous, then, the other old immortal should ......

Ha, he's not bad at all.

Because at this time, the old immortal, who had been hiding behind the rocks without saying a word, suddenly poked his head out from above, and kept lifting the hem of his clothes at Death, revealing his shriveled belly, and then, kept patting, patting.

This is also a common move used by children when scolding.

Lan Yutang didn't have any strength anymore, but after seeing this hot scene, although he wanted to laugh, he didn't even have the strength to laugh.

His originally high head fell down all of a sudden, his eyes looked at the ground blankly, he sighed softly, and said, "Alas, I knew that I would become like this, I was so old, why bother......

His voice was low, so low that only he seemed to be able to hear it.

Even if you can hear it, you probably won't pay attention to him.

Just now, they just stopped at gesturing to each other and scolding each other silently with body language, but then, they began to speak.

Of course, the meaning of the mouth is not that they have started to move out of each other's relatives to engage in cordial greetings and visits, but to spit on each other, to see whose saliva is farther, to see who has more saliva, and to see who can spit saliva on each other's cheeky skin.

Their internal strength is very strong, one is farther than the other, and the strength is enough, and the skills of the two people are even more agile, so in this war of words, no one was shot, no one was injured, and they all easily dodged the saliva bombed by the other party.

The two of them were safe and sound, but they were miserable with Lan Yutang and Shang Tianxiang, who were lying motionless under them.

In this war of words, the saliva from the two of them bombarding each other fell on them almost without a drop, turning them into soup chickens.

However, the two of them lost their strength at the moment, their physical strength was exhausted, they couldn't hide, and they couldn't hide, so they had to sit there and wait for the saliva of the two people to fall all over the place.

It's indescribable.

The old immortal and the invincible were spitting and spitting at each other, and suddenly, as if they also thought this method of confrontation with each other was funny, they immediately laughed.

After this battle, the resentment that couldn't die just now seemed to have been spit out with this war of words, the anger was gone, and the fire was extinguished.

In the end, they squatted down and covered their stomachs and kept groaning, probably from lack of water and prostration.

I saw that the old immortal suddenly turned over, jumped down from the stone wall above his head, squatted behind the pillar and rubbed his belly, while waving his hand at the death, panting and saying:

Haha, no, no, if I vomit like this again, I have to vomit the blood, forget it, forget it, count me off this time I lost well.