It was the first time for our eldest lady Feng Feifei to sit in such a simple and uncomfortable car. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As for Jiang Feng, it is the first time to push this kind of unicycle, and it is the first time to push such a ridiculous lady with such a simple unicycle.

Although the eldest lady looked not much fatter than a rabbit, when Jiang Feng pushed her uphill, he felt that she was not much lighter than an elephant.

Although the slope is not very steep, for Jiang Feng, who pushed this kind of cart for the first time, it is no different from a weak person climbing a mountain.

He even took out all the strength to feed, but the wheelbarrow still didn't move.

Not being able to climb uphill was already uncomfortable enough for Jiang Feng, but what made him feel even more uncomfortable was that our eldest lady Feng Feifei was still urging him while sitting in the car: "Hey, what are you doing, it's okay to go quickly, slow down, be careful not to pay for your car." ”

Jiang Feng originally wanted to drop the car and let her hurry to the ball and get out, but after thinking about it carefully, it didn't work.

If you can't help but get angry now, you may scare this eldest lady away.

As soon as the eldest lady was scared away, all his previous efforts were in vain, and the final task could not be completed.

If you can't complete the mission, you'll definitely be laughed at by your friends and scolded by the black-faced bear when you go back.

Thinking of this, he tried to turn his anger into motivation, and said, "Okay, well, I'll definitely go faster when I climb this slope." ”

But Feng Feifei didn't realize that he had just avoided the risk of falling off the car and rolling down the slope, and continued to sit under the umbrella of the wheelbarrow and pouted at him: "It looks very energetic, who knows that it is a silver-like pewter spear head, not doing practical things, just talking nonsense." ”

Jiang Feng gasped and muttered, "Waste people listen to nonsense." ”

Feng Feifei's ears were quite good, he glared at him, and said, "Hey, what did you say?!"

Jiang Feng continued to push the lane hard: "I didn't say anything. ”

Feng Feifei said: "Hmph, I know that you are holding your breath, and I also know that you are deliberately angry with me, but I know that you are trying your best to get close to me, but I just don't expose you, I am deliberately tricking you, hmph, this is the end of deceiving Miss Ben, are you not convinced? I did it on purpose. What's the matter? You bite me? You hit me? You run away in a rage. ”

Jiang Feng pushed all the way, he was so tired that he couldn't breathe, but now he listened to her constant nagging, he couldn't stand it, so he slammed the handlebars and said loudly: "I'm not angry." ”

Feng Feifei stretched out his foot and kicked him, and said, "Hey, why didn't you push it?"

Jiang Feng glared at her and said, "I'm out of energy." ”

Feng Feifei said: "Why is there no energy?"

Jiang Feng said viciously: "I didn't eat, where did I get the energy?"

Feng Feifei touched the hair hanging on his shoulders and said, "Since your master sent you out to spy on me and follow me, why didn't you let you eat enough?"

Jiang Feng looked at her, snorted, and walked away.

Feng Feifei immediately jumped out of the car, chased after him and grinned, "Hey, hey, young man, what's wrong?

Jiang Feng glared at her and said loudly: "I want to release my hand, okay?!"

Feng Feifei continued to follow him and said, "Hey, hey, didn't you say you didn't eat just now, what do you do if you didn't eat?"

Jiang Feng said: "I drank too much water, is it okay to urinate?"

Feng Feifei muttered, "Hey, are you lying to me?" You can't stand it and want to run away. Hey, your master spent money to send you to spy on me, if you give up halfway, you won't be afraid of your master spanking you when you go back. Hey, you're a spy, you can't afford to spy on me halfway. Don't go, you stay and spy on me. It's a big deal for me not to move, and I can't just stay in the car and let you push. ”

This is a barren mountain range.

In fact, she was afraid that Jiang Feng would leave her.

Although it is dangerous to keep a spy by her side, it is safer to be watched than if she was left alone in this barren mountain and wilderness.

However, she soon found out that Jiang Feng was not lying to her.

Because although Jiang Feng looked like he was smeared with oil on the soles of his feet, when Feng Feifei followed him to see what he wanted to do, he found that he found a place with dense grass and stopped, and then he really began to untie his belt and do that dirty thing.

She was so frightened that she was stunned for a moment.

I even forgot to flee.

She just looked at Jiang Feng in a daze, and she didn't know if she was scared silly, or if she had other ideas.

Jiang Feng was kept in the dark about all this.

Although he couldn't stand the temper of this eldest lady, he still couldn't do that kind of thing to throw her in this barren mountain and wilderness.

Since I can't beat or scold, I have to take the opportunity to pee away from her first, so that my ears can be cleaned properly.

It's not easy to live a pure life.

In the past, there was Sister Tsing Yi following, always nagging don't forget to wear more clothes, don't drink, don't run around, don't talk to strangers, it has given him enough headaches, but now that I think about her, compared to this eldest lady, she is really a quiet and good sister.

This eldest lady, what kind of girl is it, it's just a basket of words.

If...... Ah......

As soon as he turned his head, he found that the eldest lady was behind him, looking directly at him, and couldn't help but panic, and said loudly: "Hey, why are you looking at me......?"

Urinate hands.

Feng Feifei's head finally sobered up, but he didn't want to back down like this, so he had to pretend to be quiet and said to him: "I don't look at you, how do I know if it's really urinating, or if I want to escape?"

Jiang Feng re-fastened the belt that had been unfastened.

- Actually, he originally wanted to continue peeing.

- You are not afraid of a big girl's family, but I am a big man who is afraid of something.

However, if he really peed under the gaze of a big girl, he really couldn't do this kind of thing.

He had no choice but to rub the urine on his hands on his body and say, "Of course it's true." Who is idle and has nothing to do to play pee with you, go away, go away, I can't pee when you look at me. ”

Feng Feifei knew that in this confrontation, he had the upper hand, his eyes flickered, and he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Hmph, then you just wait slowly, anyway, you are in a hurry, and I am not in a hurry." ”

Jiang Feng wanted to lose his temper, but he didn't know how to lose his temper, so he had to break his stomach and said, "Hmph, I didn't expect a dignified young lady to be so unreasonable." ”

Feng Feifei muttered and began to quibble, "I'm not unreasonable, I just want to see if you really want to urinate or if you want to take the opportunity to escape and leave me in this barren mountain." ”

She's a bit of a rhetoric.