Chapter 6-071: Adoption of the Multi-Turret Divine Cult (Part I)
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Earth, Germany.
In addition to the god of U Nai, "among this group of inspired believers, 65 priests and 226 holy warriors were discovered."
This number of priests is not only in the Azcaya Continent, but also in the Main Continent............ and the Earth.
"What's going on??I, what's wrong with me?" Jun Ban looked at his hand and the thing in front of him with a panicked expression.
"Jun", this surname is rare, so Jun Ban has been given countless nicknames by his classmates since he was in kindergarten, which made him very depressed. But this kind of depression, after adulthood, there is nothing.
Junban is an avid military fan, he has always been an officer before, he dreamed of becoming a marshal when he was a child, and even if he can't be a marshal, the general is so-so.
However, this ideal has not been realized for various reasons. Because when filling in the volunteers, there was a problem with the character, so I didn't go to the military school. had to go to a civilian university" and wanted to join the army directly during his studies, but because he was not qualified, he was brushed off.
So, until now, don't say that there is no hope for dreams such as marshals and generals, even colonels, lieutenants, non-commissioned officers, and even soldiers do not have his share. What is even more tragic is that he did not even realize his idea of becoming a militia, because there is no such organization as a militia in their hometown.
What a tragedy!
Therefore, Junban can only realize his hobbies and ideals on the Internet. What sand table deduction, military flags, actual combat games, and all kinds of computer strategy games" He is an active participant. To tell the truth, "his theoretical level and practical level are really not low."
Because of many years of activity in the military fan circle, as well as a relatively strong theoretical and practical level. Now in the circle of military fans on the Internet, Junban is also a well-known "big dealer", mentions, the DD of "baboon" is still quite well-known. He is now the administrator of the "most yellow military network", and at the same time, he is also a VIP in many military networks.
Of course, his most famous identity is the backbone of the "Multi-Turret Cult". Due to the gradual fading out of the predecessors, "the baboon" has become the standard-bearer of the "Multi-Turret God Cult", and can basically be considered the current leader.
Well, in fact, this "multi-turret cult" is also a spoof organization, uh, to be precise, no organization at all. It's just something made up by a group of egg-hurting people.
But what would happen if one day you found out that something you were spoofing turned out to be true?
There is an idiom in China called "Ye Gong is a good dragon", which may be very good to describe this reaction.
Legend: Ye Gongzi Gao likes dragons, and dragons are engraved on the belt hook and wine vessels, and the carved decoration in the living room is also a dragon. He was so addicted to dragons that after being known by the true dragon in the sky, "he descended from the sky to Ye Gong's house, and the dragon's head was on the windowsill to visit" and the dragon's tail extended to the hall. When Ye Gong saw that it was a real dragon, he was so frightened that he turned around and ran, his soul was scattered, and he went to the foot of the bed......
Jun Ban, or "Baboon" classmate, "Although he didn't drill the foot of the bed like Ye Gong, he is now pale and pale, his whole body is trembling, and his teeth are fighting......
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It's not surprising, just change it to any one person.
When he woke up, the contents of the computer pictures became real and came to him. In particular, this kind of thing is theoretically dead" but now it seems to have suddenly come to life.
In such a situation, "I am afraid that no one can calm down."
"Who the hell are you...... I'm just an ordinary earthling", Jun's classmates were about to cry.
The thing said angrily, "Who am I? It's strange, how can you not know that? I was designed by you......"
"But...... But...... , I'm just a tank...... Who has ever seen a talking tank "or a Transformers ......," the classmate stammered.
That's right, this thing that made him repeat Ye Gong's good dragon is a transformer. "A tank Transformer, to be exact." Most accurately, this is a Transformer of a multi-turret tank.
A living Transformer, or rather, a living multi-turret tank.
Junban is not in China now, he is studying in Germany and is currently interning on a farm. For convenience, he set up a bed in the warehouse office.
The office is just upstairs in the storeroom, and you can see the whole warehouse as soon as you go out.
As a result, when he came this morning, he found this tank in the storeroom, which was exactly the same as the multi-turret tank he had designed before. At first, he thought someone was joking with him, "so curious, he ran over and touched the tank a few times."
I didn't expect it to be bad when I touched it, this multi-turret tank actually "cooed" and was deformed!!
Turned into a robot.
"Damn, is Lao Tzu's hand the source of fire??? Jun Ban was almost frightened to urinate incontinence.
"I must be having a nightmare, it must be, damn it, why am I so cheap, I want to touch a hand...... "Jun Ban looked at his hand and felt the urge to take a knife and cut it off.
He slapped himself again.
"Whoa, whoa, nnn" was extremely powerful at this moment, and he was so angry that he was starry.
The robot that the tank had turned into said in a mocking tone, "............ You're such a fool...... , your face is more than 2 times larger than normal......"
From just now, Junban began this kind of masochism. Because he thinks he's having a nightmare.
“...... You............ You are talking about Chinese......" At this time, Jun Ban suddenly reacted, this robot speaks Chinese, and it is extremely standard, just like a CCTV announcer.
"Of course, after my master gave me life," he said, "gave me this ability ......to speak," said the tank robot.
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Seeing this, the guy didn't seem to have it," Junban gradually calmed down.
He couldn't help but ask, "Are you from that planet? Are you a Transformer?"
The tank robot shook his head and said, "I'm here...... , I've always been on Earth "Transformers?, you mean stupid movies??No, no, no, I'm not a Transformer, I'm a servant of the master......", at this time, the big guy suddenly threw out a fierce message: "In addition, I must explain, I am not a robot! At least not the kind of robot you imagined, I am the creation of the master, and my life is a ...... given by the master", "Who is your master??", Junban was taken aback and quickly asked.
"Your master is ...... The only commissar!Lord of Artillery, King of Bombs...... , the master of all thermal weapons ............", the robot said proudly, "............ ...... of the earthly proxies"
“...... Sole............ The only political commissar, the representative of the earth, ............ "Junban was so shocked by these words that he was very nervous.
The robot said, "Okay, now the situation has been explained to you." The master wants to see you, now you go with me "When you see the master, you will know ......", as he spoke, he stretched out his big hand and grabbed Junban, who was still in a daze, and screwed it in his hand like a chicken.
"Ahhh......h Kidnapped............ The Decepticons kidnapped the Earthlings...... Help, I've been kidnapped by the Decepticons............ I was kidnapped by Transformers............ Help, ahhhh......h
At this time, a portal composed of white light suddenly appeared out of thin air.
The tank robot swaggered in. Immediately, the "portal of this light" vanished out of thin air again.
In an office building not far from the storeroom, several Germans were discussing things. They are all teachers and classmates in Jun's class.
Suddenly, a female classmate said, "Hey, did you hear it, someone shouted for help again......
"Hmm," I heard too, as if it was "Junban, the voice," said another female classmate.
The professor laughed and said, "Hahahaha, this guy must be joking, didn't you hear what he was shouting: he was kidnapped by the Decepticons............ Hahahaha, this kid must have watched too many movies......"
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China, Chengdu. The National Branch of the Church of the Order.
The "Chinese" branch of the Siming Church was formally established by Su Xue after reaching an agreement with the government of the "Chinese" country. This place is in a relatively remote area outside the third ring road of Chengdu. The work of the Church in China is now presided over by Bishop Zhang Mei.
At this time, "Su Ze's doppelganger on the earth" also came here.
At this moment, he is with Zhang Meinu, using the surrogate template to watch the big scene just now, "Transformers kidnapping people".
“...... This one...... , Zhang Mei "How do I think, this kind of behavior is really ...... , it's too child's play......", Su Xue said with some tears and laughter.
“...... This guy is just the administrator of the military network, what use can he have?", Su Ze said a little disappreciatively.
"Hehe, boss, you don't know, this guy is very famous. Of course, this is not the most important ............", Zhang Meinu smiled and said: "............ Boss, this baboon, he's the biggest backbone of the Multi-Turret Cult......"
After a while, he chose a little more: "...... , I said, beauty. You don't want to co-opt this multi-turret cult, do you?", "yes, that's what I thought. The great god of the command has already obtained the priesthood of hot weapons, if this person is co-opted, the power of our church can be greatly enhanced............" Zhang Mei said excitedly.
“...... Ah, you actually think ...... like that", Su Xue changed the garden. "I say, beauty, this Cult of the Multi-Turret God is just a spoof...... You don't really think they're a religious organization, do you?", Zhang Meinu said confidently: "Of course I know this, but because of this, it is the best opportunity...... , religious organizations are not so co-opted ......",
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