Volume 10 Chapter 11 I want to trick my brother to let you chickens fly eggs and succeed in plotting to win the golden hoop stick
The scorching sun was high, on the side of a beach, Yue Meiyan and Tang Sanzang lay on the beach for a long time before recovering a little physical strength, of course, Yue Meiyan really just recovered a little physical strength, and Tang Sanzang was naturally pretending.
"Where is this drop of water made? Why is it so stubborn? It will break when you poke it. Yue Meiyan looked at the water beads that were broken into two petals, like eggshells, and complained.
Tang Sanzang said lightly: "If you don't ask for directions, there will be nothing." ”
Yue Meiyan defended: "But this sea is so dark, it's normal for me to invite a fish to come over and ask for directions! Who knew that he would puncture the beads by pointing fingers." ”
Tang Sanzang looked at her speechlessly, and said quietly: "That one is not a fish, it's a lobster." ”
"Do you know why you didn't say it earlier?" Yue Meiyan became excited when she heard this, and waved her hand again and again as if I had nothing to say to you, "Let's ...... Oh, it's just that good and evil are not separated, and there is no way to communicate with you!"
Tang Sanzang suddenly found a flash of blue in the corner of his eyes, turned around, and looked at the sand dunes behind him, Yue Meiyan also turned his head when he saw this, "What are you looking at?"
The next moment, a large turtle walking upright emerged from behind the sand dunes, dressed in a blue official uniform with a turtle shell on the outside, fortunately his head was in human form, and it didn't look so weird, and he was sweating profusely from the sun.
Tang Sanzang's heart was also active at this time, the encounter between Tang Sanzang and Yue Meiyan in the original plot, every scene seemed so coincidental, so just, and there was not much time left for the two of them to think about it every time.
Especially the scene of Prime Minister Guicheng, there are too many coincidences, which directly planted the cause of Yue Meiyan's final incarnation of the white dragon horse.
Why did Prime Minister Turtle happen to appear at the place where they went ashore? Why did Prime Minister Turtle Cheng know that Tang Sanzang was a long-winded master who annoyed people and did not pay for his life, but he still wanted to get up and fight him?
It can be seen from the fact that Tang Sanzang is so familiar with Prime Minister Gui Cheng that they have dealt with each other before, why have they never been so verbose as to commit suicide by him before, but this time he did not hesitate to stab himself?
And why did the Dragon King of the East China Sea come to the scene immediately with the shrimp soldiers and crab generals as soon as the turtle prime minister died?
There are too many whys, there are doubts everywhere, and people who don't think so deeply will only think that this is a nonsensical plot world!
Maybe it's really because of nonsense, but Xiao Peng always believes that behind this nonsense, there are major problems hidden, but things happened too quickly and suddenly, and Tang Sanzang and Yue Meiyan in the original play didn't have time to think about the problems at all.
Xiao Peng has seen many urban genres and is no stranger to this type of plot.
For example, if the second generation of an official wants to rectify the protagonist, he first greets the police and creates a scene that is unfavorable to the protagonist, and then the police arrive at the scene with incredible attendance speed and arrest the protagonist.
Prime Minister Gui committed suicide, and the Dragon King immediately appeared at the scene and identified Tang Sanzang as the murderer, how does this look like that tune, if you want to say that there is no conspiracy here, Xiao Peng dares to make fun of his second child.
Since he has determined that there is a conspiracy here, Tang Sanzang will naturally not follow the rhythm of Prime Minister Gui anymore, and suddenly has an idea in his heart, hum, if you want to trick me and my angel sister, I will let you have a chicken and egg fight, lose your wife and break your soldiers, and by the way, you will fulfill my plan.
"Prime Minister Turtle, it's you!" Tang Sanzang pretended to be surprised and beckoned, "Why did you do this?"
"What do you still say, it's all your apprentice who is not good......" Prime Minister Gui Cheng looked very excited, and pointed at Tang Sanzang, "He snatched the Dinghai Divine Needle away, causing the entire seabed to lose its balance. ”
"Dragon King...... As for the East China Sea, from morning to night, everyone was forced to emigrate ashore. After the turtle prime minister finished speaking, a pair of small turtle eyes suddenly appeared, and he pointed to the golden hoop stick in Yue Meiyan's hand and exclaimed: "Hmm? Isn't that the Dinghai God Needle?"
"Give me me...... Give it back to me. As he spoke, he walked towards Yue Meiyan and was about to get the golden hoop stick.
Yue Meiyan was naturally reluctant to hand over the treasure in her hand like this, but she had seen the power of the golden hoop stick, and at the moment she held the golden hoop stick with both hands and made a posture of doing it at any time.
And Prime Minister Gui Cheng didn't seem to see Yue Meiyan's attitude, and still strode towards her, as if he was eager to be beaten with a stick.
"Eh, eh......" Tang Sanzang caught up with Prime Minister Turtle in a few steps, grabbed him, and said in a harmonious voice: "Yes, yes, that's right, that's Wukong's golden hoop stick, but Wukong is in trouble now, I really hope you can help me save him." ”
"Don't be funny, I still want to find someone to help! Prime Minister Gui angrily shook off Tang Sanzang and walked towards Yue Meiyan again.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Prime Minister Turtle, Prime Minister Turtle, it doesn't seem right for you to go through this procedure, right?" Tang Sanzang stepped forward again and grabbed Prime Minister Turtle, still good-natured, and said softly.
Prime Minister Gui looked at Tang Sanzang inexplicably and asked, "What procedures?"
Tang Sanzang explained in a gentle voice: "Since this golden hoop stick belongs to Wukong, then I should return it to him first, and then you go and ask him for it, and after getting his consent, he will return it to you, so that it is in line with the formalities!"
"What, do you have to get his permission to rob my things?"
"Uh...... The matter of snatching things is a legal issue, and it is different from the current situation. Tang Sanzang still said tepidly.
Prime Minister Gui finally couldn't help it, and pulled out the dagger with a "swish", put it on Tang Sanzang's neck, and scolded: "Nima's, quickly return the Dinghai God Needle to me." ”
Behind a hill not far away, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was overjoyed when he saw this scene, and he moved his knife, and then he felt a little sad in his heart.
This turtle prime minister has served the East China Sea Dragon Palace for so many years, and this time he is willing to sacrifice his life for the future of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, my East China Sea Dragon Clan owes them too much to the Turtle Clan, so let's compensate his descendants!
"Everyone is ready, just wait for the turtle prime minister to die, and we will rush out immediately. Ao Guang whispered to the shrimp soldiers and crab generals.
"Yes. ”
And their words were not word-for-word, and Xiao Peng heard them all clearly, and sneered in his heart, sure enough, Brother Taolu, look at Brother Brother to give you a divine turn.
As soon as Tang Sanzang saw that the dagger had been put on his neck, his face immediately changed, his hands were raised high, and he said hurriedly: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, Prime Minister Turtle, calm down, return, I will return it to you." ”
After speaking, he turned to Yue Meiyan and said helplessly: "Meiyan, return the Dinghai God Needle to Prime Minister Turtle! They are also quite pitiful, look at him, the turtle shell is cracked." ”
"The golden hoop stick is a powerful weapon in our hands at most, but in their hands, it is something that can be used to survive!"
"What's more, now that my little life is in the hands of others, you can't ask for a god soldier and not a boyfriend, right?"
Yue Meiyan was suddenly stunned, her mouth was wide open, she couldn't say a word, and a meaningless sound came out of her throat, and after a while, she finally made a sound, "You just ...... Just called me...... What? ...... you? You say you're ...... Who am I?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said weakly: "Please, miss, do you want to figure out the situation?" I'm being kidnapped now, and you're still a nymphomaniac over there, why don't you return the golden hoop stick to Prime Minister Gui?"
"Ahh Yue Meiyan stuck the golden hoop stick on the beach, walked up to the dumbfounded turtle prime minister, and shouted.
Prime Minister Gui Cheng let go of Tang Sanzang, and he took a few steps back with his hands raised, still unable to believe that Tang Sanzang had returned the golden hoop stick to him like this, but this was true, he really returned the golden hoop stick to him.
Did I go too far? Shouldn't I have held him with a knife? Or did he really see me pitiful and moved with compassion, so he was merciful and returned the golden rod to me?
No matter what the reason is, it is a happy thing to be able to retrieve the Dinghai Divine Needle for the East China Sea, and I don't have to die, but why can't I be happy?
Who would want to be the eighth king for the rest of his life? He still expects to die and have a good birth in the next life! The dragon king has said hello to the lord of Yama! Now the whole thing is in the soup.
The prime minister pulled out the golden rod and walked in the direction he had come.
It was not only the turtle prime minister who was dumbfounded, but also the Dragon King of the East China Sea behind the sand dunes, which ...... What's the situation? He really returned the Dinghaishen Needle! So how will the plan go on? If the plan goes wrong with me, how can I explain it to the Jade Emperor Buddha?
"Lord Dragon, what should we do now?" a crab general whispered to Ao Guang.
"I'm out of the question, let's withdraw first! You go to meet with the turtle prime minister, go back to the East China Sea first, I have to go to the heavenly court, and ask the Jade Emperor to judge." ”
"Yes. ”
......
Xiao Peng hid his figure and followed behind Prime Minister Gui Cheng and a dry shrimp soldier and crab general, in fact, the bottom of the sea did not lose his balance due to the loss of the Dinghai God Needle, which caused what Prime Minister Gui Cheng said.
Those words were naturally used to fool Tang Sanzang, except for Ao Guang and Prime Minister Turtle Cheng, who were making a scene, only a dozen shrimp soldiers and crabs followed ashore, and the others, such as the Golden Crab General and the Patrol Yaksha, did not come out, and they were all staying in the Crystal Palace!
Seeing that he had already reached the deep sea, and there was still a long distance from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, Xiao Peng felt that the time had come.
Prime Minister Turtle and a group of shrimp soldiers and crabs will find that the sea water in front of them suddenly became pitch black, and their original aquarium could see the surrounding environment clearly even in the deep sea where there was no light.
But the water in front of them became so black as ink that even they couldn't see it clearly, and they soon noticed that not only the front, but also the surroundings began to turn black.
"Damn, where did the idiot squid spirit come from? Don't you know your turtle grandfather? Who let you spray ink indiscriminately?" Prime Minister Turtle was furious, he thought he had encountered a swarm of squid!
Soon, the dark sea water will submerge the turtle prime minister and the shrimp soldiers and crabs, and a large number of bubbles will appear in the water, and when the inky darkness dissipates, the turtle prime minister and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals have disappeared without a trace.
You must know that Nanming is away from fire, not only can it be burned without oxygen, even if it is water, as long as it is not in water such as Sanguang Divine Water or Xuanyin True Water, it can be burned.
Ordinary seawater can't extinguish the Nanming Lihuo at all, and those bubbles are burned out by the Nanmingli Fire.
Xiao Peng turned the golden hoop stick in his hand, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a meaningful smile.