As a side note, Ding Dang's other two things he is proud of are his head and his eyes. His mind was nimble, and one after another, full of intelligent ideas came out. His eyes are always able to see things that others can't see at critical times, and these things can always save his life at the most critical times. According to another theory, his eyes are simply a pair of clairvoyant eyes, which means that no matter how many layers of things you are separating you, he can see, for example, through the wall, you can see the movement of the next room, through the bell, you can see the number of dice inside, and even through your clothes, you can see your delicate figure. Probably this is the hottest, hottest, and most popular special function in the rivers and lakes.

But it's a pity that these three things that make him proud often make him suffer a lot.

His saddle like a wooden boat, although it allowed him to lie in it and sleep comfortably, would always fall down when he slept soundest, and it was no wonder that such a large saddle was carried on such a small horse, and it was strange that it did not fall down.

And his eyes that are said to be see-through eyes, although they are sharp and sharp, there is almost nothing to escape, but they often cry in the wind like Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, and when the mother-in-law of the god machine taught him this special function, he once made a curse, not to see things that should not be seen, such as to watch women take a bath or change clothes, and not to gamble with others, otherwise, there will be corns and rotten eye circles. Ding Dang is a guy who is curious about everything, and the more you don't let him do anything, the more he will be, so his eyes are almost rotten now, if it weren't for the fact that his friends often stole some medicine from his mother-in-law to remedy him, he would probably be like a bat at this time.

As for the clever ideas stored in his head, although there are many of them, they are often bad ones. For these bad ideas, he has already eaten a lot of Shenji mother-in-law. Because he finished the trouble outside, he patted his ass and ran away, there was no way, the bitter master had to sue the mother-in-law of the god machine, the so-called monk can't run the temple, when the monk returns to the temple, it should be the turn of the old monk to repair, besides, next to the old monk there is a leader who can repair people. The best repairer's methods made him forget it for three days and three nights.

Take the things he stabbed out last night, he believes that those guys, even Uncle Ostrich, have already sued Granny Shenji, and they are still adding fuel to the fire. After going home, I really don't know what kind of family method Shenji mother-in-law will use to clean him up, for all kinds of slander, all kinds of rumors, he is used to it, as for punishment, it is nothing more than beating the board and beating the ass.

No matter what kind of punishment he will accept after he goes back, Ding Dang has decided not to think about it anymore, anyway, what should come will always come, and before these punishments come, he always has to do something serious, anyway, if he makes a disaster, he will be repaired, and if he has many disasters, he will also be repaired, since he will inevitably be repaired in the end, then simply be enough for him.

But what's the right thing to do?

When he passed by the silk village, he suddenly remembered that the yellow dog of the old rich man Zhou Dabao's family had chased him and bitten him, and he dared to let the dog bite him as Uncle Ding, which was really against him, so he decided to pull a bubble of in front of Zhou Dabao's house, and then smeared it on the vermilion lacquer door as a punishment. There is a saying that if the city gate is on fire, the fish in the pond will be affected. Hmph, Lao Tzu asked you to "bite the yellow dog this time, and it will affect Zhumen". Ding Dang thought so.

When passing by the porcelain village, he suddenly remembered that the fat son of the shopkeeper Sun Zhongliang's family once said that his Ding Dang's nose was ugly, hum, Lao Tzu is a famous beautiful man in the world, he is a beautiful man in the world, he looks back and smiles, he is not sick, you fucking said that Lao Tzu's nose is ugly, is he impatient to live, thinking of this, he turned his heart sideways, and decided to make the antique vase in their living room out for the night pot.

When he walked downstairs to Tianxiang Tower, he was wondering if Mr. Nie had ever offended him, when he turned his head, he saw Zhu Dashao's tall, big and gorgeous saddle horse in the stable next to the door.

Hmph, which turtle's son's little donkey is this, and what is the spirit. Ding Dang muttered authentically.

As if he was very unconvinced, he jumped off his horse at once, in a beautiful and dashing posture, just like the world gymnastics champion, and then, with a toe swing, he went straight in front of the tall horse, looked left and right, and looked at it no less than fifty times.

The tall horse seemed to be furious by his weird and critical eyes, and said secretly: What is wrong with this kid, why do you keep staring at others?

Then he squealed twice, as if he was dissatisfied with his provocative looks.

It seems that this is a fiery horse.

Ding Dang loves fiery horses.

There are many methods that Ding Dang uses to deal with the fierce horses.

The method that Ding Dang used to deal with the fiery horses was also very special.

To deal with the fierce horse, others usually ride on the horse's back, and just ride it, ride it, and ride it until it is out of breath, and the front breath cannot catch up with the back breath, and it bows down and is tamed, but Ding Dang does not think of this method, thinking that it is a stupid method that stupid people will use.

Ding Dang is a smart man, the smartest person in the world, and when a smart person is taming a horse, of course he has to use some clever methods. If you take a closer look at his next moves, you may find that oh, Ding Dang's method is really clever enough.

I saw Ding Dang suddenly put his hands to his mouth, made a trumpet shape, and followed the appearance of this tall horse just now, and shouted twice. Hey, don't tell me, he's pretty much like that.

The so-called man has words, and beasts have beasts.

It is said that Ding Dang can speak fifteen different dialects of horses, for example, the dialect of the red rabbit horse, for example, the dialect of the sweat and blood horse, for example, the Dawan dialect of the Great Wan Liang Stallion, for example, the Western Regions dialect of the Great Gelding of the Western Regions, for example, the Xiongnu dialect of the Great Hun Stallion...... Anyway, in this world, as long as you know the type of horse, he can tell you the dialect of this horse.

Of course, whether this rumor is bragging or not, no one knows whether the dialects he said are the dialects of Chitu Ma Khan Blood BMW Dawan Ma Western Regions Ma Xiongnu Ma, and no one knows, because Ding Dang's words are like his people, and they are not very reliable.