At the end of the count, Wen Zhuyuan suddenly felt that something was missing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When I looked up, I saw Xiao Qianqiu and the girl under her who looked worried opposite Shi Jingtang.

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and snorted at the cat-like woman curled up in Xiang Fu's arms.

The woman understood, got up, walked to the door, beckoned to them, and said, "Sister Xiao, sisters, come over quickly." ”

Xiao Qianqiu took the girls under her command, like nightingales, and flew in lightly, and also joined the team counting money.

This made the sleepy atmosphere gradually fade.

The red girls who burn incense and listen to the rain building are also people who have seen the world.

Especially these girls who are qualified to enter Shijingtang, which one of them is not a swing of his left hand, and there are countless gold and silver jewelry in his right hand, so although he felt a little unbelievable when he saw this sixteen boxes full of copper coins, he didn't show too much surprise.

When they heard that they were going to help Xiang Bucheng count the money, they all chattered like little hens hugging their nests.

I thought it was so much fun.

This has always lived up to the fact that he is not only one of the most powerful people in Nanling City, but also a well-known iron rooster.

Every time they came to the building, the girls not only did not get any reward from him, but also had to accompany him to eat, drink, and laugh, and then take out 30% of their monthly income from their purses and hand over the monthly routine money to his brothers.

Therefore, they were surprised when they heard that the money was actually unworthy.

Although Xiao Qianqiu had already explained that the money could only help count a penny after coming in, they still found it fun.

What's even more fun is that Wen Zhuyuan told them those Ali Buda jokes.

Smelling the distance, it can be regarded as an old patron in the incense listening to the rain building.

Whether it is in the incense burning and listening to the rain building in the front yard, or in the Shijingtang in this backyard, most of the girls almost know him, and know that he is not only the friend and the most powerful subordinate of Sister Xiao and Wen Ba, but also generous and never in arrears.

Every time Wen Zhuyuan received a good remuneration from Wen Baye, except for some of the money reserved for wine, almost all of the rest fell into the pockets of these girls.

They also know that Wen Zhuyuan is not only a spender of money, but also kind and humorous, and there will always be some humorous jokes and comedy stories that seem to come out of his mouth unconsciously.

-- Most of these jokes include Stephen Chow's easy-to-understand nonsensical movies, as well as literary masterpieces with connotations such as "Golden Vase Plum" and "Jade Futon".

Wen Zhiyuan used his talent as an actor to reprocess these stories and jokes, and acted more Wang Jing than Stephen Chow, and Li Yu more than Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng.

Those spicy and bizarre hilarious jokes can make their stomachs laugh for a long time.

Although they knew that he was talking, he was so logical and self-justifying.

The red girl named Ziling in the building still felt that what Wen Zhiyuan told her about why men should have sex with women, why women bleed every month, and why they had children was so natural and natural.

Ziling clearly remembered the time when Wen Zhuyuan came to the building, Xiao Qianqiu sent himself to greet him.

Ziling is a girl who has seen countless romantic and elegant family sons and brothers, so she is very disdainful of her unsightly and obscene Wen Zhuyuan.

But as soon as Wen Zhuyuan came in, he showed a completely different style from other sons.

He neither pretended to be chic or flirtatious, nor did he use money to smash her to buy her favor.

But......

Instead, I talked to her about philosophy and biology.

This is a very profound and novel topic.

Ziling had never read a book and was disgusted by such topics.

However, Wen Zhuyuan just explained it in simple terms, which made her gradually fascinated.

Speaking of the climax, Wen Zhuyuan suddenly asked Ziling if he knew how people came from?

Ziling said that of course it was born by her mother.

But how did the mother's mother come about, how did the mother's mother come about? Why must the mother give birth to herself, not the father?

This kind of topic is similar to the question of whether the egg or the chicken came first, and it is also boring.

But Wen Zhuyuan's explanation was not boring at all.

He said that in the age of mythology, time has not yet been human. Out of boredom, the creator god used the only two pieces of divine clay left after the creation of all things in the world to pinch two identical villains, both with one head and four limbs, one body and one breast, named male and female respectively. Since there are only two of them in the world, they are bored and often fight over boring questions such as who will be the eldest and second. Women have little strength and are often ridden and beaten by men. So, in a fit of anger, he took advantage of the man's sleep to pull off his ** and hide it on his chest. The man has never seen a person with two **s, so he is very scared, and if he is afraid, he can't beat a woman. So I tried to get it back several times, but it was unsuccessful. So he went to the God of creation. But the creator god felt that the woman had two ** and looked good, so he did not get it back for the man, but took a piece of mud from between the woman's legs and made it into a hammer and gave it to the man for self-defense. The man was very happy, and from time to time he took it out to play with it, and felt happy after playing. I was afraid that a woman would snatch such a good thing, so I hid it in my crotch.

After the woman was taken a piece of mud, she was unhappy, and when she was unhappy, she bled endlessly, so she tried to snatch the dug mud back many times, but due to the majesty of the creator god, the conspiracy failed. After thinking about it for a while, I finally came up with a solution, so I went to the man to discuss. The result of the discussion was that the man was allowed to come and touch the breast that he had previously taken from him, on the condition that the original thing from her was temporarily put back in its place.

The man agreed.

Gladly went.

Since each of them temporarily retrieved their belongings, both men and women felt great satisfaction.

But as everyone knows, this is just a woman's strategy.

Because when the man puts the "hammer" in it, the woman tries to melt it with her own bodily fluids and secretly regain what is lost.

But she didn't dare to make it too obvious, and only took back a part of it at a time.

A little adds up.

After October of intercourse, there was no original hatred between the two, but a strange feeling.

-- Later generations named this strange feeling "love".

The "love" that remains in a woman's body is formed because it absorbs the feelings of both men and women.

This is the first formation of human beings.

So, there is a mother's mother, a mother's mother, a mother's mother......

That's why it's the mom and not the dad who give birth.

Although Ziling knew that this was nonsense, it was so reasonable.

Ziling told this allusion to Shi Jingtang's sisters, and the sisters also felt that it made sense.

But Wen Zhuyuan doesn't often come to the backyard, so he can't personally hear Zhuyuan's nonsense.

This time I had the opportunity, and finally couldn't hold back my excitement, and said to Wen Zhu: "Mei Daxia Mei Daxia, pull one." ”

Wen Zhiyuan rubbed his shoulders and said with a smile: "What's, am I quoting scriptures?"

The girls smiled and said, "Then you can quote a scripture." ”