Fifth, outrageous
At this time, Bai Qinghou will suddenly become serious.
As for him, he first touched his big tank-like belly, and then, deliberately coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then touched his big chin and laughed: What my old monkey said always counts, if there is really an afterlife, then I will definitely marry her in the next life.
At this time, if the little monkey happens to be next to him, then he will continue to say: "Old monkey, although everything I said counts, but if I am unfortunate in the next life and suddenly becomes a woman, then I may not be able to do anything, and I will have more than enough strength to do it."
Hearing this, everyone will continue to coax on the side: Oh, oops, I said old monkey, don't be discouraged, if you accidentally cast the wrong baby in the next life and become a woman, the little monkey is likely to become a man, and you can still be husband and wife, right?
Oh, don't care whether you will become a man or a woman in the next life, as the saying goes, there is wine today and drunk today, tomorrow will worry about tomorrow, I think in order to make up for the mistakes in the next life, you should love it first in this life,
In order to show your loyalty, old monkey, hurry up and "poof" her, so that you can leave a mark on her as a sign of your recognition in the next life.
Hearing this, Bai Qinghou would touch his big and round belly, learn from the little monkey, deliberately frown, make a sentimental look, and said: Oh, in front of so many people, how embarrassed are people, I think it's better to stay in the bed at night.
Through these daily exchanges, everyone gradually felt that this Bai Qinghou, the big boss of the Golden Villa, was really a very ordinary person, so ordinary that he was almost pitiful.
However, such a huge gold-throwing villa is managed by him, an ordinary and pitiful person, in an orderly and prosperous manner.
It's a mystery.
Seeing another figure exactly like the big water tank suddenly slowly come out from behind the curtain, Ji Sijue and Ji Bingyan were stunned for a moment.
They were really stunned.
They don't seem to understand that in this world, there are really two people who are so similar, and these two people are not twin brothers.
Bai waited for Shi Shiran to walk in, still touching his big and round belly, as if he was touching his wife's gentle shoulder.
He looked at the father and daughter of the Ji family who were stunned, laughed again, and said loudly: You are the 7,235 and 7,236 people who saw me make such an expression.
Hehe, you just seem to have said that there is something to ask me, what my old monkey said, say a sentence is a sentence, a spit and a pit, as long as I know, never hide it, if you have any doubts, just ask.
Ji Bingyan looked at him stupidly and funny, and couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud.
She looked at the kind white waiter for a while, and then at the big water tank that seemed to be sulking, and then, she couldn't help but shake her head, and said:
Although the old monkey and the big water tank are almost identical in appearance, it seems that there is still a big gap between you in terms of life.
One of them, not only does it not make people feel annoying, but they also like it a little, and the other one, hum, makes people want to vomit when they look at it, if you ask me to choose someone to kill, I will definitely kill the big water tank.
Bai Qinghou touched the thick chin that hung down, and said with a smile: Oh, yes, it's not easy to make a beautiful big girl like you say such things, I like you more and more.
The big water tank squinted his eyes, stared at Ji Bingyan, clenched a pair of iron fists so that he "crunched" and "crunched", and said coldly: Really? Do you firmly believe that you can kill me?
Ji Bingyan glanced at him with disdain, and then deliberately made a very cute and naughty look, and said with a smile: Of course it's true, and it's still a sword through the heart, and the second sword will never be used again.
Although my swordsmanship is not as fast as the sword of Tsing Yi, nor is it as sharp as Bai Qingyi, it is still more than enough to kill your big water tank.
Bai Qinghou suddenly laughed, waved his hand at him and said: Oh, no, no, a beautiful girl like you shouldn't say such scary words, otherwise, it will be difficult to find her in-laws in the future, and men like gentle and meticulous girls.
Speaking of this, he looked at Ji Sijue, who was standing aside without saying a word, and continued: "However, I can also see that you are a good hand with a sword.
The so-called tiger father has no dog girl, Ji Sijue was already a famous swordsman in the rivers and lakes twenty years ago, I think, your big girl's swordsmanship should have inherited seven or eight out of ten of him.
Luckily, the person you want to kill is the big water tank, not my old monkey, but again, even if you want to kill me, even if I want you to kill me, there is one person who will not agree.
Ji Bingyan seemed to think that this person was very interesting more and more, smiled at him, and said politely: I know that the little monkey must not be the same as me to kill you, although you are a very bad person, but you are not annoying, on the contrary, you are still very likable.
When I first met you, I always wondered how a woman like Little Monkey could marry a man like you who was not much better than Zhu Bajie.
But now that I've finally found the answer, if I had been born twenty years earlier, maybe I would have married you, you're such a funny man.
If I were your wife, I wouldn't agree to someone else killing such a fun husband as me, and besides, a beautiful woman like me.
Bai Qinghou bit his thumb, naughty like a child, and continued: Moreover, my wife will definitely misunderstand, because there seem to be only two reasons why a beautiful girl wants to kill a fun man like me, and each reason will make her wife jealous.
Ji Bingyan suddenly became childlike, walked over, pulled Bai Qinghou's chin, and said with a smile: Oh, it's so fun, you can actually pull it down, oh, by the way, then tell me, what are the two reasons?
Bai Qinghou quickly took off her little hand that wanted to continue to pull down his chin, rubbed the painful place, and still said kindly:
One of the reasons is that this beautiful big girl has a grudge against that man, so she wants to kill him to get revenge, and the other reason is probably that this beautiful big girl has fallen in love with that man who is very funny despite his bad looks.
I'm a very good-looking person, but I'm kind, playful, and never lie, so it's not surprising that a beautiful girl likes me.
You beautiful girls can like me, but I can't like you, because my wife, Little Monkey, is the most beautiful woman in the world, and she never has ever had one, and she will never have one in the future.
A man like me, a man like me who is so dedicated to feelings, how can you say that my wife would be willing to be killed by other women?
Hearing this, Ji Bingyan smiled again.
She wanted to hold back her laughter, but in the end, she couldn't help but laugh.
The expression on his face, the tone in which he spoke, was so funny, it was almost like acting.
Ji Bingyan didn't seem to expect that there would be a man who would praise his wife so unashamedly in front of others, and he praised it so outrageously.
If it's not that he has a thick skin, it's funny to use meat and hemp. 21010