Volume 1 Chapter 22 I'm sorry I have obsessive-compulsive disorder

Shan Gooseskin smiled and continued to say in Taiwanese: "Don't be angry, stupid brother, I want to ask you to get the car back, I don't know if there is a problem?"

Dasha glanced at the pheasant and asked disdainfully, "Who are you?"

"Hongxing pheasant. www.biquge.info The pheasant raised his head and replied proudly, and then pointed at Chen Haonan and Xiao Peng: "This is my eldest brother Hongxing Chen Haonan, this is my Hongxing's famous double-knife killer Brother Dapeng, I think you should have heard their names!"

Chen Haonan stepped forward, stretched out his right hand, and said hello: "Hello stupid brother." ”

Dasha saw Chen Haonan stretch out his right hand, and subconsciously prepared to reach out to shake hands with him, but he didn't know which tendon he didn't match, so he picked up the beer glass on the table with a twist of his hand when he was about to shake it.

Chen Haonan turned his ears with his thumb in embarrassment, but the anger in his heart was deeper, but Chen Haonan was notoriously cool-headed, and he didn't turn his face directly because of this, "Silly brother, where is my car?"

"I stole so many cars lost in Hong Kong? Dasha shouted loudly in his Taiwanese Cantonese, as if he didn't take them seriously at all.

Chen Haonan smiled noncommittally and said, "Silly brother, don't be angry, I'm just asking, do you need me to give you some money to drink tea?"

Dasha pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "The car, I definitely didn't steal it, the car is gone, look for a note!"

The pheasant suddenly came up to Dasha and said, "We call you a stupid brother only if we give you face, if we don't give you face, we call you hot (fool)!"

After hearing this, Dasha slapped the table and stood up violently, and the dozen or so little brothers around him also quickly ran behind him, "Boy, you have to say it again, let me tell you, the whole of Hong Kong knows that I am Saigon Dasha, and I am the most powerful in Saigon.

"Wha...... You're so scared of me! ”

Ignoring the strange pheasant, Dasha turned to Chen Haonan and Xiao Peng, and said, "You are Chen Haonan and Dapeng?"

"Yes, silly brother, what's wrong?" Xiao Peng took a step forward and secretly clenched his fists.

Dasha nodded Xiao Peng's chest and said: "I heard that you are very hanging, but the car, I definitely didn't steal you, even if you can find evidence, I still won't hang you, and ah! Don't blame me for not reminding you, don't go to Saigon to wander around if you have nothing to do in the future, my brothers in Saigon don't welcome you Hongxing...... Hmmm......"

Xiao Peng didn't wait for Dasha to finish his words, and directly punched him, if Xiao Peng didn't use only three points of force, Dasha's jaw would definitely be shattered.

"Flatten them for me. Seeing that Xiao Peng had taken the lead, Chen Haonan didn't say more, and rushed up directly with a wave of his hand towards the younger brothers behind Dasha, six against sixteen, no one flinched, even the most timid foreskin did not have the slightest cowardice, after Xiao Peng's training over the years, these guys have all become beaters.

"Bang...... Smack......"

"Click......"

"Ah......h

"Throw them into the sea......"

"Puff ......"

There was a sound of body collision and broken bones, plus the popping sound of falling into the water, and in less than a minute, Dasha's 16 younger brothers were either lying on the ground wailing or swimming in the sea, and Dasha, who was taken care of by Xiao Peng, completely turned into a pig's head at this time.

"Well, it's a little bit on the left. Xiao Peng rubbed his right hand on his chin, looked carefully at Dasha on the ground, and then punched him on the left side of his face.

"Bang"

"Ah...... Don't fight, don't fight......"

Xiao Peng clapped his palms and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's symmetrical now, I'm sorry, stupid brother, I'm a perfectionist, a little bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, your two faces are swollen differently, I look very uncomfortable, don't worry, now that it's symmetrical, I won't hit you again." ”

"Poof"

After Chen Haonan and the others listened to Xiao Peng's words, they couldn't hold back their laughter.

A group of people squatted in front of Dasha, Chen Haonan grabbed him by the collar and asked, "Can we Hongxing Club come to Saigon to play?"

Dasha's swollen sausage-like lips opened and closed, and he said weakly: "Yes, you can come to eat seafood, and you are welcome to vote!"

Looking at Dasha's swollen head like a pig's head, and saying stupid things in his mouth, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Oh...... What about my car...... Didn't you get scratched!" Chen Haonan asked in a long voice.

"No, no. ”

Chen Haonan nodded with satisfaction, and said jokingly: "That's really sorry, our people from Hongxing Club shot a little heavier, and my brother Dapeng shot a little heavier, I'm sorry!"

"No, no, Brother Dapeng has already shown mercy!" Dasha wanted to cry without tears, he knew that these guys were so ruthless, so don't provoke him! Dasha's intestines are about to repent.

"Hehe, help me find my car before night, you know? After Chen Haonan finished speaking, he turned around and left with his brothers, discussing as he walked.

"Cut, it was so ruthless just now, it turned out to be a three-legged cat!"

"It's so cool!"

"Haha......"

......

"My MR2 was originally stolen by a little sister, her name is Xiao Budian, I heard that it was Changle who helped Feihong, pheasant, you help me make a phone call and touch her bottom. ”

"yes! I'm going to love talking to those ponies, hehe. ”

"Hmph, even dare to steal my car, look for death!"

The next plot has not changed much, the little stutter is destined to be Chen Haonan's horse, Xiao Peng didn't deliberately change anything, the little stammer still let Chen Haonan pretend to be Feihong, the result was naturally a tragedy, he was taken to the halfway up the mountain and ate a lot of buns, and then threw them halfway up the mountain.

After that, the little stammered and asked Feihong to stand up for her, but unfortunately, even if it is the Hongxing Society without Xiao Peng, it is not a small gang like the Changle Gang that makes a living by stealing chickens and dogs can compete, not to mention that because of Xiao Peng's existence, the momentum of the Causeway Bay Branch of the Hongxing Society is now more than a star and a half stronger than the original plot.

In the original plot, Feihong dared to say two cruel words to Chen Haonan, but now when Feihong brought someone to make an appointment with the big guy B to negotiate, and saw that Hongxing Chen Haonan and the double knife killer Dapeng were there, he didn't even dare to say a cruel word, and directly drank a glass of wine with the big guy B and revealed it.

A few days later, Liangkun still sent someone to invite Chen Haonan, and this time, he also brought Xiao Peng.

In Liangkun's office, Liangkun sat behind his desk with a hypocritical smile on his face, and his bodyguard Big Dumb Elephant wore sunglasses and stood outside the office with his arms crossed.

"Anan, Dapeng, today a few of our brothers sit down and have a good chat......

Xiao Peng waved his hand and smiled: "Brother Kun, don't say that, our generations are not the same at all, Brother Nan and I are juniors, but I dare not be called Brother Kun's brothers." ”

"Hehe, you're so polite. Liangkun didn't care, and thought that Xiao Peng was polite to him!

Chen Haonan was a little impatient, and he didn't know if it was the reason for fate, Chen Haonan, who has always been calm and patient, was always a little impatient when facing Liangkun, "Brother Kun doesn't have to beat around the bush, let's say something straightforward!"

Liangkun nodded and said, "It's refreshing enough, come and follow me, I guarantee that you eat and drink spicy food and countless horses, all of them are stars!"

"Brother Kun, you've been out for more than ten or twenty years, do you know what righteousness is?" Chen Haonan's face turned pale, and he asked Liangkun seriously.

Liang Kun pouted and sneered when he heard this, stood up and walked to the whiteboard with a marker, wrote the word "Yi" on the whiteboard, and said: "I tell you what the word Yi is, and if you take it apart, it means 'I am a lamb', and to be loyal is to take a sword and stick it into my heart." In this day and age, no one is as stupid as you, Dapeng, what do you think?"