44. Take off your clothes and hide and seek

It is said that the Friends are one of the strangest species in the world. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

They are men, women, young and old, rich and poor, and as long as they can talk, they are collectively called friends.

Some friends, as soon as they meet, find a restaurant or a brothel, sit around, eat and drink, gamble and prostitute.

Some friends, as soon as they meet, are like experiencing life and death, completely ignoring the feelings of others and hugging each other tightly, crying bitterly, and complaining to each other.

Some friends, as soon as they meet, are like enemies in the past life in this life, and they keep arguing and quarreling, arguing so much that they don't give in to each other.

However, when you thought that they were really going to fall out completely this time, and never to interact with each other again, who knew that they found a restaurant, found a brothel, and began to sit together and continue to eat and drink, gamble and prostitute themselves, and even hugged each other after drinking, and cried bitterly.

Gu Yong and Wen Zhuyuan seem to be this kind of friend.

In the real world, Gu Yong and Wen Zhuyuan can be called good Chinese roommates, good friends, and good friends.

When it's good, they eat instant noodles in a basin, and when they're bad, they poke each other's condoms for dating women.

When they are down, they will comfort each other, take each other's ID cards, and go to open a room with the girl.

When he is happy, Ma Mian will scold Jian Thirty for not being able to enter the front line of the entertainment industry in another hundred years, and Jian Thirty will scold Ma Mian for being a programmed ape, a dead otaku and a sexually depressed person who can't get on the stage......

And in this game world called "Martial Arts Relic", God seems to have played a big joke on them again.

- Oh, no, it should be said that Gu Yong himself made a big joke on himself.

When they met again after months of separation caused by the failure of the crossing, one of them became the most famous, the most mysterious identity, and the most worshipped dragon in the rivers and lakes, and the other became a strange thief who sometimes incarnated as Chu Liuxiang and sometimes incarnated as Kidd and had a good time with him.

- Although they did not start a generation of peerless hegemony in this otherworldly continent like other time-travelers, they were very prosperous in their respective fields.

Since the incident of being incarnated as Chu Liuxiang who was unfortunately bitten by a dog more than a month ago, Gu Yong seemed to have suddenly disappeared from this world, and then, as if he had suddenly come out of the ground, appeared in Nanling City, and met Jiang Feng, who seemed to him stupid and stunned, outside Nanshui.

After more than a month of separation, he still saw that Jiang Feng was still unpleasant, so he decided to let Jiang Feng pay a little price for this unpleasantness.

He clearly knew what Jiang Feng was thinking in his heart, so in the name of opening his own hegemony in the rivers and lakes, he successfully sold him to a trafficker.

- A suspect he had been staring at for a long time and thought it would be worth at least a hundred gold baht.

If it was another trafficker, he might have found a place to hide and count the money until he had cramps after selling the person, but he didn't.

He sold Jiang Feng and actually ran to his friends to show off.

-- That's a bit inhumane.

But what can you do with him? If you don't accept and bite him? You're not afraid of rabies!

Gu Yong knew where his good friend lived?

When he came to the courtyard outside the ruined temple, it was already dark.

However, there were no lights in the temple.

But he knew that his friend must be there.

Because he heard a familiar and annoying snoring.

――I just went to bed after dark, so I was too lazy to do anything.

That's right, after the toss last night and during the day, Jian Thirty and those three friends have indeed fallen asleep.

Actually, Ning Shouxin, Meng Lang and Minghui didn't really want to sleep, but Jian Thirty used a commanding tone to calm them down and hurry to sleep, how dare they not sleep?

Who knows what terrible things he will do if he doesn't listen to Jian Thirty's words and sleep obediently.

What's more, after the repeated tossing and turning of secretly setting fire to the incense listening to the rain building last night to make trouble for Jian Thirty to get out of Jian Thirty and waiting for the news of Jian Thirty during the day today, they are indeed very sleepy.

So, they lay on their laps on the floor and soon fell asleep.

They slept and talked in their sleep.

Ning Shouxin: "Hey, hey, who are you snoring, are you Xiaolang?"

Meng Lang turned over, scratched his cheeks, and muttered, "Ashin, don't slander me, how can I snore?

Ning Shouxin: "Then it must be Xiaohui you?"

Minghui smacked his lips, turned over, scratched Ning Shouxin and Meng Lang's bodies, and said, "Hey, what are you two arguing about in the middle of the night, sleep well, you are sleepy." ”

"Hey, don't pinch my thigh!"

"Don't kick my chin!"

"Which of you threw me with your shoes? Hey, hey, hey, hey!!......"

Their babbling and arguing finally woke Wen Zhiyuan up.

Wen Zhuyuan scratched his unkempt head, turned over, and threw his shoes on the three people who were arguing.

Then, as if he had suddenly remembered something, one of the spirits sat up, scratched his head vigorously, and cried out, "Oh, yes, oh, it's not good!"

The three friends also woke up and sat up with one of the spirits.

Ning Shouxin took out the fire fold, lit the candle head that he didn't know where it came from, and looked at Wen Zhuyuan with a hysterical expression: "What's the matter? Sword Hero?"

The candlelight seemed to make Wen Yuyuan's eyes a little uncomfortable.

He squinted, touched the scar on his neck, reached out and took off the bamboo tube hanging on the bamboo basket next to him, pulled out the stopper, drank two sips of soul wine, looked at the three little friends who were still stunned, suddenly smiled, and said lazily: "What are you guys ...... What are you doing? Hide and seek?"

The three of them stretched and yawned, looked at him, and said in unison, "I'm sleeping." ”

Wen Zhuyuan wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, couldn't help sighing, and said in a very regretful tone: "You also sleep when people sleep?" ”

Ning Shouxin said: "It's not the sword hero, you let us ......"

Wen stopped and said: "Oh, if I let you sleep, you will sleep, then I will ask you not to pester me, why are you disobedient, as if you are my good friends." Oh, let me ask you, as good friends, aren't you actually worried about Jiang Feng at all?"

Minghui said: "What are you anxious about?"

Wen stopped and said: "He has been soaking in the water for so long, and I don't know if he drowned." ”

As soon as the words fell, the three of them jumped up at once.

Ning Shouxin put boots on his feet while looking at Wen Zhuyuan and said loudly: "Hey, hey, Sword Hero, what are you kidding? Didn't you say that you kicked him into the water just to make him sober and not have an accident, why are you saying such irresponsible things now?"

Wen Zhuyuan couldn't help laughing, touched the scar on his neck, and asked tentatively, "Oh? Did I say this? Well, even if I did, I just said it casually." Who stipulates that what a hero says is what he says, and he will never go wrong. Alas, you have time here, and instead of pursuing whether the hero's words will go wrong, you might as well hurry to the river to find out if he is still alive. If you have time, you may be able to meet him for the last time. ”

Ning Shouxin finally put it on, tucked his trouser legs into his boots, stomped his feet vigorously, and said loudly: "Oh, Sword Hero, you can make Jiang Feng miserable this time, Xiaolang Xiaohui, let's go out and have a look." ”

As a result, as soon as they stepped out of the temple gate with their front feet, they crashed head-on into the arms of a person.

When I looked up, it was the thief Gu Yong stealing the horse face.