Chapter 5-101: The Confusion of Title

Chapter 5-101 The Confusion of Titles

"Good...... A formal alliance can be ......"

Si Ming agreed almost without thinking, because Su Xue had mentioned this matter to it last time, and asked it to win over the three gods, and now that the other party took the initiative, it was naturally a matter of right in. (Vertex Hand Hit)

However, Si Ming then came up with another sentence: "...... If it's a righteous brother or sister, what am I?"

"Ah...... This one...... This ......"

As soon as Si Ming's words came out, the three gods immediately looked at each other.

Originally, they began to propose marriage, but it was just to get closer to the relationship, probably because they were thinking too much, so they actually forgot about Si Ming's gender issue.

As a result, he was asked so by Si Ming, and now he is embarrassed.

The existence of Si Ming is theoretically genderless. It started out as just a strange spirit, a misty mass of energy, a cloud or a gust of wind, could it have a gender?

In the more than 1,000 years since it was raised by the Su family, it has devoured countless beautiful and beautiful people, and after devouring many powerful ghosts, artifacts, and even gods, it finally ignited the divine fire. Only then did the virtual turn into the real and the real entity.

However, its entity, which is a white ball made of an inexplicable material, would only have a ghost if the gender was recognized.

Therefore, whether Uncle Si Ming is male or female, or not male or female, or some other gender, I am afraid that it is the resurrection of the supreme god, and it is impossible to determine.

Despite the nature of gender, it has little real meaning for the existence of gods who change their forms at will. But in addition to a very small number of perverts, they themselves still have a definition of their own sexual orientation.

After all, these gods also evolved from ordinary things, and the thinking of gender orientation is deep-rooted. The memory of this kind of thinking has almost become a subconscious similar to the underlying commands of the computer, engraved into the essence of the soul. And it doesn't change because they are gods.

is like that Ming Hejun, although he was a yin and yang person and a shemale pseudo-mother before he became a god, but in his own consciousness, female consciousness still has an absolute advantage. So not only is his current form absolutely 100% female, but even in his heart, he thinks that he is a real mother.

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If it's in normal times, it's actually okay to have a gender or not. However, the behavior of "righteous knotting Jinlan" is a custom that originates from the mortal world, where there is a gender, and no matter who swears anyway, they can't run away from the combination of brothers and sisters.

However, this kind of problem has become a big problem in Si Ming's place.

Because after everyone "married Jinlan", they have to have a corresponding name for each other. However, no matter what the title of "brother, brother, sister, sister" and so on, it is a relationship based on gender, and this relationship is obviously not suitable for the genderless existence of Si Ming.

This is also something that cannot be helped, no matter how smart the ancestors of China were, I am afraid they would not have thought that this would happen. Well, even if they thought about it, I guess they wouldn't care, after all, it's so rare that it's negligible.

But now the problem is here, after Si Ming raised the issue of this title, Sun Zhongwu and they were very embarrassed.

Of course, Si Ming didn't take this kind of thing to heart, and when he asked this question, he just said it casually. If it is replaced by people who know it best, such as Su Ze and Zhang Mei, it is estimated that they can cope with it in a few words.

But Ming Hejun, Du Kang, and Sun Zhongwu didn't have much contact with Si Ming before, and they didn't know much about this uncle's temper. How dare you fool around casually like Su Ze. In case Si Ming is a more serious guy, and one can't handle it well, it will be self-defeating.

So they didn't dare to talk nonsense at all, and they were dumbfounded for a while. The scene fell silent all of a sudden.

At this time, the three gods were searching their intestines and scraping their stomachs, thinking hard, trying to find a suitable name for the priest.

However, these few of them may be extremely proficient in the three fields of "drinking prostitution and gambling". But when encountering this kind of literary problem, it is slightly insufficient in terms of attainment, and it is a little weak in this ability to create titles.

So, the three gods couldn't care about being rude, and began to discuss with each other with their minds. Because they really can't think of any good words on their own.

Sun Zhongwu pondered the various names in his heart, but he was not very satisfied. Suddenly, he had an idea, and said to his two companions:

“...... What do you think?"

Ming Hejun shook his head and glanced at him with disdain: "It's not good...... Not good...... It sounds like a gangster, so tasteless...... Your Highness Zhongwu, we are noble gods, how can we use such a vulgar title...... And with that word, it doesn't sound kind enough......"

"Brother and sister, or sister...... What do you think?" Du Kang muffled for a while, and two new words came out.

"You...... What is this? No kidding...... How can there be such an outrageous title?" Ming Hejun was even more angry in his heart, and immediately objected. Because she felt that these two words did not seem to be talking about Si Ming, but somewhat like alluding to her physical condition before she became a god.

Du Kang and Sun Zhongwu looked at each other and retorted in unison: "...... So, what is His Royal Highness Minghe's opinion?"

"Well, Takami can't talk about it...... "Ming Hejun thought about it and said with a smile: "...... Don't forget, His Highness is a god, and it can be whatever gender it wants...... Can we ask it what it means......"

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While the three gods were arguing about what to call Si Ming, the god in question left them behind, drifted to the other side nonchalantly, turned on the computer, and began to watch the ball game by himself.

“...... Dear audience friends, dear audience friends, maybe you just turned on the TV, and now we are broadcasting live for you the semi-finals of the Maragobi Cup, the football match between Shanghai XX team and Beijing OO team. ......”

“...... The game had just begun, and the Shanghai XX team won the ball...... Fire, fire, fire, fire 9 passes to 2, 2 passes to 7, 7 breaks with the ball...... Okay, the Beijing OO team launched a siege and protected the ball on the 7th. It's not good that the OO team grabbed the ball, wait, they didn't seem to get the ball. No. 6 received the ball and relaunched the attack with the ball......"

“...... Team XX relaunched the attack. Passing people, one, two, three...... Suddenly, the four defenders of the OO team surrounded the 7th together, and the 7th passed the ball to the 11th, and the 11th passed back again...... No. 7, volley...... Good goal scored and scored the first goal of the Shanghai XX team, scored, scored"

The voice of the narrator was heard hoarsely over the loudspeaker.

“...... No. 7 pulled the wind into a volley with his left foot, and before the ball landed, his right leg swung and his flying foot swept up a powerful volley. In an excellent position, in the arc of the penalty area, the opposing goalkeeper has lost any judgment and stopped any action in the face of this style...... It's wonderful......"

Suddenly, the narrator changed his words: "...... Hey, the referee blew a whistle, and the gesture was that the goal was invalid, and the linesman also raised the flag, it was an offside goal."

"Black Whistle Black Whistle"

"*** Black Whistle, let's eat"

The roars of the fans were heard over the loudspeakers.

Si Ming was watching it with relish, and his body was still shaking.

At this time, when I heard the word "black whistle", I immediately remembered my duty. At the same time, a powerful force of desire came out of nowhere, directly pulling its "arbitration" priesthood crystal.

"Hmph, Black Whistle, it's not good, you don't have it," Si Ming said angrily, while stretching out a tentacle and pointing at the screen.

As a god who controls the "arbitration", it resonates with the source force. Whether the other party is a real black whistle or not, it can be judged immediately. Because under the induction of the source force, any deception is hidden.

At this time, an invisible force immediately crossed the obstacles of space and followed the live broadcast signal upstream, from screens, satellites, signal towers, TV stations...... All the way to the ball game.

Hearing a strange and unpredictable fluctuation in the sky, the referees fell to the ground.

Suddenly, the scene on the screen immediately became chaotic.

The narrator said, "...... What's going on? The two referees just now suddenly fell down, could it be heat stroke? The medical staff has already arrived ......?"

“...... Oh, what's going on? Officials on site announced the suspension of the game...... Wait, I just received the latest news, according to the on-site medical staff, the two referees have stopped breathing and are being sent to the hospital for emergency treatment......"

"It's so weird, why is this happening? Is it really like the fans say, this is damnation?"

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“...... Why did it stop" Si Ming was very dissatisfied with the reaction of these people, didn't he just die 2 black sentinels, what's the big deal?

"Hmph, don't look at it"

Si Ming turned off the computer angrily and prepared to play the sand table again.

At this time, Sun Zhongwu and the others probably discussed it and walked over.

Ming Hejun said with a smile: "Your Highness, in addition to your current true form, do you have any commonly used incarnation forms?"

"I don't have an avatar...... Why use avatars......" Si Ming stared at the sand table and replied absentmindedly.

The three gods looked at each other, all with black lines.

Ming Hejun held back for a while before he asked sullenly, "...... So are the idols that your followers worship the same as you are? Uh, I mean, are there any other forms of idols?

“...... Well, it seems that there is an oh......" Si Ming thought for a while before he said, "...... The bald fox and Fuquanzi have both made new idols...... But that's not what I look like......"

“...... Oh, that's okay, can you tell me if the idol is a man or a woman?" Ming Hejun was very tired, but he couldn't help but ask.

Si Ming thought for a while before he came up with a sentence: "Is it a man or a woman?" I don't know if it's a man or a woman...... Is there a difference between a man and a woman?"

"............" Ming and Jun Sanshen both had an urge to grab the ground with their heads at this time.