Uncle Nine looked at Xiao Peng in surprise and said in surprise: "Is there such a small country in this world?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said: "Yes, but don't underestimate this small country, the Vatican is the center of Catholicism in the world, the seat of the Holy See headed by the Pope, and the center of faith for one-sixth of the world's population." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Although their country is small, no one or country dares to touch them, think about it, there are about 200,000 people in the world today, and our China is the world's most populous country, with 45,000 people, but there are 30,000 people in the world who believe in their Catholicism, and many countries even establish Catholicism as the state religion, who dares to touch him?"

"So powerful, so what, this is Huaxia, and it is the territory of our Taoism. Uncle Nine glanced at Brother Wu with disdain and said to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng echoed: "That's, what if there are too many people? Let them try to fight zombies, in our Huaxia, if a thousand-year-old ghost and a hundred-year-old zombie comes out, they will be confused, after all, the profession is not right! So in Huaxia, we have to rely on our Taoist disciples to kill demons and eliminate demons to keep one side safe." ”

As soon as Xiao Peng's words fell, the surrounding onlookers couldn't help nodding slightly, and everyone exchanged heads and discussions.

"Dapeng is right! Although this foreigner's Catholicism sends things, they can't subdue demons and eliminate demons, catch ghosts and eliminate evil spirits, and they don't know how to read the pattern of feng shui!

"It makes sense, and although this Catholic Church sends things, they also want us to donate, don't they? When Uncle Nine and Dapeng helped us solve the problem, they never confiscated a penny from us!"

Listening to people's discussions, Uncle Nine glanced at Xiao Peng with satisfaction, although he didn't quite understand what the situation of "professional mismatch" was, but Xiao Peng's meaning he understood, and looked at Brother Wu a little complacently at the moment.

Brother Wu listened to the conversation between the master and apprentice, but six out of ten sentences did not understand, he grew up in the Vatican since he was a child, and he was only proficient in Italian and English in terms of language, and the Chinese language was learned only after coming to China to preach, so naturally he would not understand any allusions to "Jingyanggang" and "Wollongong", but he understood most of the passages about Xiao Peng's introduction to the Vatican.

"Hehe, this young man has seen the world, and there are many people who believe in our Catholicism, and that is because everyone has love in their hearts, and they all yearn for love, and the Father is the most loving, as long as you believe in Him, His great love will come to you. Brother Wu looked at Xiao Peng with a kind face.

"Hehe, forget it! I don't even believe in Brother Chun, how can I believe in God?" Xiao Peng shook his head with a smile and said jokingly.

"Uh...... Who is Brother Chun?" Brother Wu was stunned for a moment and asked suspiciously.

"Oh, you don't know, but someone once said, Brother Xinchun, get eternal life. Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile.

"Father, here as a priest, these two are the ninth uncle and his disciple...... Uh, student Xiao Peng. David noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere here, so he hurriedly ran over and introduced Brother Wu.

"Ninth Uncle?" Brother Wu didn't react at first, and was stunned for two seconds before he suddenly said, "Ou...... 昻角耐 (unclenine), Isee, Isee. ”

Uncle Nine rolled his eyes, bypassed Brother Wu, walked a few steps towards the door of the church, and said, "It's your family's business to die or not, if you open this door, everyone will die." ”

Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing again, Uncle Nine obviously heard Isee as a death in love, watching Brother Wu communicate with Uncle Nine on the spot, like a chicken talking to a duck, it was much more joyful than when watching a movie.

"Ah, why?" Monk Wu walked up to Uncle Nine suspiciously and asked, and David followed with a nervous face.

The ninth uncle stared at Monk Wu with disdain, and a sense of superiority as a Taoist disciple spontaneously arose, and said, "Do you know what kind of seat this is?"

Brother Wu turned his head to take a look, spread his hands, and said, "Seat at the door!"

Uncle Nine took a breath helplessly, glanced at Monk Wu, and said, "This is the most evil three evil positions in Jiuquan Town. ”

"Three Evil Positions?" Brother Wu looked dazed, turned to David next to him and asked, "What are the three evil positions?"

"Uh......" David was stunned, frowned slightly, and said: "Three powers, English is Death Rui Baoer (three powers)." ”

"Threepower?" Brother Wu was even more confused.

"No, David, the correct translation of the Three Evils would be Threewickedpower. Xiao Peng turned slightly in his mind, and found that David's translation was not wrong, but it was not comprehensive, so he spoke.

Xiao Peng, who has expert-level language skills, translating a few sentences of English is not a piece of cake.

Uncle Nine was a little impatient, and interrupted the behavior of several people dragging English, and said: "I don't care what kind of cannon you shoot! Anyway, this door can't be opened, and after it is opened, the whole town will be restless." ”

Brother Wu's understanding of Chinese idioms is obviously still on the surface, so after listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Brother Wu immediately answered, "If the chicken and dog are restless, then it doesn't matter! God blesses the world, and people are fine!"

Uncle Nine only felt that a nameless fire rushed straight to his head, and he hurriedly recited the heart-clearing mantra in his heart, suppressed his anger, crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at Brother Wu's nose with the other, and shouted: "I warn you, as soon as this door is opened, people will die at any time, who will be responsible at that time?"

"I'm responsible!" Brother Wu replied without hesitation.

Uncle Nine squinted at Brother Wu and asked, "Are you responsible?"

"Well, I'll help him make Mass. Brother Wu clasped his hands together and said. It's just that he obviously didn't understand the difference between dying at any time and dying at any time after opening this door, so he said such a sentence that in Xiao Peng's opinion, it was very inadequate.

Uncle Nine was stunned for a moment, turned to Xiao Peng and asked, "What is Mass?"

"What ......about the Mass," Xiao Peng thought for a while, organized the language a little, and then explained: "Mass is the Catholic Church's saying for people to do things, and it has the same meaning as our practice to help people go over, but we help people to go over is to send their souls into reincarnation, and they do Mass to ask their God to send their souls to heaven." Oh, by the way, heaven is our heavenly court, or fairy world. Xiao Peng explained to Uncle Nine the meaning of doing mass.

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, Uncle Nine glanced at Brother Wu with some surprise, it turns out that believing in God still has this benefit, there is no need to go through penance, as long as you believe that he can go directly to the fairy world after he dies, no wonder so many people believe in God.

Brother Wu finally won back a city, and his originally kind face also took on a bit of self-satisfaction.

"Hmph. Uncle Nine snorted coldly, walked to the door of the church in a few steps, Xiao Peng naturally followed step by step, in this case, he had to support his master!

Uncle Nine turned around, looked at Brother Wu condescendingly, and said, "Okay, tell me, who told you to reopen the church?"

"By God's command. Brother Wu said very godly.

"God?"

Brother Wu clasped his hands together and said in a voice full of piety, "mygod!"

"Dog seller?" Uncle Nine blew up at once, walked towards Monk Wu with wide eyes, and shouted at Monk Wu in disbelief: "You mean that leper who sells dogs on the street, and he has the right to ask you to reopen the church?"

Xiao Peng slapped his head weakly, he was really speechless, and sighed again in his heart, this is simply a chicken and a duck!

Seeing this, David hurriedly ran over and explained, "Uncle Nine, mygod is the meaning of God......

Uncle Nine interrupted him with a reluctant wave, and continued: "I don't care about selling dogs or cats, anyway, the church can't be opened." ”