15. Nineteen generations of ancestors
Ding Dang sat on the ground with a butt, and no longer had the strength to get up, and fell into the hands of the bearded guest, he was only secretly unlucky, since the bearded guest came prepared, and he was angry, Ding Dang was afraid that it would be difficult to fly even if he inserted his wings this time, and he was even ready to disarm and surrender.
However, at this juncture, another unexpected thing happened, and it was this accident that saved Ding Dang's life and saved him.
The thin and small horse that was originally tied to the iron ring in front of the door of the tea shed probably saw that his master had been forced into a very embarrassing situation, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and roared a few times at the sky, probably because of the incomplete development, the voice was like a donkey's bark, piercing and abnormal, and then, taking advantage of the opportunity of people to cover their ears, they turned around and ran quickly towards the lost Ding Dang, intending to hump the little demon king of the mixed world and quickly escape from this place of right and wrong.
Look at it like this, this is not an ordinary horse, this is likely to be a knowledgeable, educated, and well-read pony who has read history books, perhaps, his previous life was a scholar, or a Wenqu star or something, it is estimated that he committed the same lustful thing as the marshal of the canopy, so he was relegated to the world, unfortunately mistakenly voted for a horse fetus, although he became a horse, but he did not abandon it, did not give up to be a good horse with ambition, conscience, loyalty, and righteousness, and wanted to be famous through the ages, determined to be a rabbit horse like a rabbit horse that rode thousands of miles to find the eldest brother of Guan Erye, or he was a horse that rode the savior alone under the crotch of Changshan Zhao Zilong, or the white dragon horse that accompanied the Tang monks and apprentices to the west to learn scriptures, in short, it wants to be an unusual horse.
Therefore, when he saw Ding Dang in a desperate situation, he desperately broke free from the reins and went to the rescue, but, unfortunately, when it wanted to break free from the reins and rushed towards Ding Dang, the accident happened, and there was a burst of Ding Dong Ding Dong sound behind its buttocks, the faster it ran, the louder the sound, it was like beating a drum, what was going on, and when it looked back, everything understood, it turned out that behind its buttocks, there was a big cowhide drum dragging it.
This drum, as explained at the beginning of this chapter, was originally hung on a pillar in front of the door of the tea shed, and was only sounded when bandits attacked or foreign invaders, and was used to transmit emergency signals to the residents of the town, and to gather young people and the army to fight against bandits or gold soldiers.
And when Ding came to see these strangers gather to gamble, in order to save trouble, he tied the pony to the iron ring of this cowhide drum. And now, frightened by the surging crowd, or rather, anxious to be a good horse for the hero Savior, the pony tried to break free from the reins and try to get closer to Dingdang. It originally meant to break the reins that bound him and restore his freedom, so that he could save people in all directions, but with such force, not only did it not break the reins, but instead dragged the cowhide drum directly from the rack and dragged it behind its buttocks, making a loud noise, as if it was making a noise for it.
Of course, it doesn't matter if the drum is dragged down from the clip, but unfortunately, this cowhide drum was originally fixed on the wooden shelf connected to the tea shed on weekdays
Bang, plop, the tea shed fell to the ground with a bang.
As soon as the tea shed fell, the scene became even more uncontrollable.
Uncle Ostrich was originally sitting on a chair in front of the tea shed and wanted to wait and see what was going on, not to participate in this fight, but now he saw that his little nest of peace was actually ruined by this bastard thing- The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own grass nest, Uncle Ostrich was angry, so he picked up a burning stick and joined the ranks of encirclement and suppression, of course, no one knows whether his target is the pony who dragged to his tea shed, or the owner of the pony, Ding Dang, anyway, as long as there is a beating, he can get out of this sulking breath in his heart, and it doesn't matter who he beats.
As if he had taken an aphrodisiac, the little thin horse dragged this cowhide drum to rampage through the crowd, people blocked people, Buddha blocked Buddha, and the cowhide drum dragged behind the butt kept crashing on the stones all over the ground, and it made a loud sound of Ding Dong and Ding Dong.
The pony was excited when he saw that he had made the scene very popular, but suddenly he felt as if something was wrong, what was wrong, oh, it turned out that he also heard the sound of Ding Dong coming from behind his ass, and Ding Dong's drums and stones hitting each other.
Hearing this harsh sound, the pony suddenly became empty-hearted, and while running, he looked behind him, and was still muttering to himself, "Ouch, what's the matter, what kind of voice is this eastward movement, why is it always chasing after him, is it because he angered the gods and wanted to use thunder to slash me?"
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, the more scared I was, the faster I ran, the faster I ran, and the louder the sound of the cowhide drum dragging behind my ass and the stones on the ground hitting each other, and it was as if the sky was falling apart.
Of course, there is another possibility, that is, the reason why the pony is so scared is not because of the sound of the cowhide drum and stones hitting each other behind the butt, but because he suddenly realizes that he has caused a big disaster, and the excited crowd around him not only grabs Ding Dang and breaks him up, but also treats his little pony as a monster- Didn't it think it was the reincarnation of Xiucai or the reincarnation of the red rabbit horse or the white dragon horse, so it was frightened by this thought of its own and screamed, and raised its tail and kept sweeping around, as if it wanted to get rid of the big drum that was dragging behind its buttocks, but in this way, not only did it not knock off the drum, but it beat the drum louder.
The crowd around them hadn't figured out what was going on, and they saw that the little skinny horse that was completely out of control seemed to have eaten ecstasy, and suddenly jumped into the air, just like when Fang Shiyu was fighting, he stepped on their heads and flew out at once, stepping on these people grinning and reciting the three-character scripture.
This made the already angry crowd even more angry, and the crowd was surging, waving bricks and burning sticks in their hands and flying at him, shouting, shouting, scolding Ding Dang's ancestors for three generations, chasing the nasty little skinny horse, hating to skin and dig out its bones, but these verbal crusades were of no use to them at all.