Chapter 407: Obtaining the Certificate
"This performance, I've really worked hard!" "After Ji Mengying returned to the ship, he gasped in the deck chair on the deck, "It's really not easy to spread the belief in the true god!"
Ji Aojian smiled and said, "Fourth sister, why don't you come to a show where you step on the brazier? This is simple and trouble-free, and it is easy for people to believe that you are a great god." ”
"Why do you always think about me stepping on the brazier?" Ji Mengying glanced at him, "What are your intentions?"
"Because, if you walk the brazier, you must look very good barefoot. ”
"I see. Ji Mengying nodded, "As long as you are willing to be a brazier, I can consider stepping on it." ”
"Forget it. Ji Aojian hurriedly shook his hand, "My body is very weak, and I can't help your old man's heavy feet." ”
"You guts scum!"
Ji Aojian laughed dryly, "Fourth sister, how did you do that suspension during your performance? ”
"You can't learn. Ji Mengying looked at him contemptuously, "This is a miracle that can only be achieved with divine power, you are just a mortal." ”
"I don't believe it!"
At this time, Xiao Su, who had finished the consecration celebration, also came on the boat, and saluted Ji Mengying excitedly, "Fourth sister, today is a good day for you, congratulations on taking refuge in the Fa-rectification and achieving the divine position!"
"Don't mention it. ”
"What's wrong?"
Ji Mengying said weakly, "I am clearly taking refuge and being Fa-rectified. ”
"The word 'been' is used wonderfully. Ji Ao Kendao, "I know at a glance that you are very unwilling." ”
Ji Qingsu persuaded. "Fourth sister, although you have been 'converted', it is also a great thing that you can enjoy the immeasurable incense of the American land from now on. ”
"You have a point. Ji Mengying was in good spirits. "I have an immeasurable amount of incense, and my skills have improved by leaps and bounds. ”
"Wait. Ji Aojian was curious, "Can you really feel the power of incense?"
"Of course. ”
"Tell me, what does it feel like?"
"I feel like my whole body is full of infinite strength. Ji Mengying said without thinking, "You can almost blow the earth with one punch!"
"You just blow. Ji Aojian snorted coldly, "I don't want you to show your fist to break the earth." You just have to float one more and show me, and I'll believe you. ”
"Don't come here, I know you're trying to steal my levitation skills. That's why I won't get what you want!"
Ji Qingsu asked, "Fourth sister, the float you performed is really amazing, how did you do it?"
"Since it's what you want to know. Ji Mengying smiled. "Wait until you get back and find a place where no one is. I'll tell you all. ”
Ji Aojian smacked his lips, this product is really unfair to people, and it is clearly a differential treatment.
Forget it, after she tells Xiao Su the principle of magic skills, I will secretly ask Xiao Su for advice, and I will know the same.
I only heard Ji Mengying say coquettishly, "Sister Xiao Su, do you also think that today's performance is very exciting?"
Ji Qingsu nodded. "It was wonderful. ”
"Aside from floating, what else do you think is exciting?"
"Hmm. How did you conjure so many fruits and grains into such a small hat?"
"I'll tell you all about this when I get back. Ji Mengying was even happier, "What else is exciting?"
"How did you get up to such a high idol?"
"I'll tell you when I get back. Ji Mengying then asked, "What else is exciting?"
Ji Aojian shouted in his heart: Xiao Su, ask more, ask more, and deceive all the secrets of this product.
I saw that Ji Qingsu's face suddenly turned red, but he didn't answer.
Ji Mengying was surprised, "Why don't you say it again, which show do you still like about me?"
Xiao Su hesitated for a moment, "Fourth sister, if I say it, you must not be angry." ”
"How can I be angry, you can say it quickly. ”
"The show where you're chained is the most exciting. ”
"Oh. Ji Mengying thought for a while, "Do you think my escape performance is magical?"
"It's not an escape. Ji Qingsu shook his head, "That's when he was tied up in chains." ”
"What the hell does this mean?"
"Fourth sister, when you are chained, you are really good-looking. ”
Ji Aojian was dumbfounded: No, Xiao Su, do you actually like to watch such a scene?
Looking at Ji Mengying again, her whole person seemed to be completely shocked, and she turned into a sculpture motionless.
Ji Qingsu was uneasy in his heart, and said cautiously, "Fourth sister, you said that you are not angry." ”
Ji Mengying nodded Muran, "I'm not angry, of course I'm not angry!"
"Are you really not angry?" Ji Qingsu saw her reaction, and couldn't help but feel a little worried in his heart.
"So you like to see me being tied up, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Ji Mengying suddenly jumped up from the recliner, took out a roll of rope out of nowhere, handed it to her, and said with a smile on her face, "Sister Xiao Su, as long as you are happy, you can tie people up now!"
Ji Aojian's mouth opened wide, and his eyes almost fell: No, fourth sister, you actually have such a habit?
There was a look of surprise in my sister's eyes, "Fourth sister, can I really tie you up?"
"Of course you can, let's do it quickly!" Ji Mengying nodded again and again, "And you have to work harder, otherwise people won't feel it." ”
Ji Qingsu happily went to pick up the rope, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he touched the void.
"Are you two enough?" Ji Aojian snatched the rope and said with a dark face, "What kind of system is it to tie up and tie up in broad daylight? Can't you go back and find a place where no one is around, and play this kind of game again?"
"My brother has a point. Ji Qingsu lowered his head in shame, "Fourth sister, let's start after we go home in the evening." ”
"Hey, we'll have to wait until the evening. Ji Mengying was disappointed, "This long day is long, how to pass it, how to have fun?"
Ji Qingsu said, "During the day, you can also play a lot of games, such as playing mahjong or something." ”
"Is that so?" Ji Mengying's eyes rolled, "Sister Xiao Su, why did you just say that today is my good day?"
"It's your birthday. ”
"That person now has a wish, which is my biggest dream in life, and for Sister Xiao Su, it is just a gesture, you must satisfy me, and it should be a birthday gift for others. ”
"Okay. Ji Qingsu nodded, "As long as I can do it, I will definitely promise you." ”
"Don't just say yes. Ji Aojian was anxious, "Xiao Su, she used this kind of words to trick you, there must be some conspiracy trap!"
"You are just a mortal, what kind of mouth!" Ji Mengying glared angrily, "Will I still hurt Xiao Su, this matter will not affect a single hair of her at all, just need her to give me a little humanistic care." ”
"If that's the case. Ji Aojian turned his head, "Then it's up to you." ”
Ji Qingsu asked, "Fourth sister, what is your wish?"
"Today is a good day for me and a festival in the city. Ji Mengying took her hand, her eyes flowed, and she said affectionately, "It's rare to meet such a commemorative day, let's go to the city hall to get a license to get married!"
These words were like countless days of thunder, and all the thoughts in his mind were shattered, and Ji Qingsu only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and he couldn't say a word anymore.
"Sister Xiao Su, as long as you agree, I will be your person, and from now on, I will definitely follow three virtues and teach your husband and children. ”
"Fourth sister, you're too much!" Ji Aojian couldn't bear it, and pointed at her indignantly, "You are embarrassed to say such a whimsical thing?"
"Mortal, shut up!" Ji Mengying shook his hand lightly, "It's none of your business, stay and go." ”
"Is this what you mean by humanistic care?" Ji Aojian gritted his teeth and said, "You two are women, how can you get a certificate?"
"The times are progressing, and civilization is developing. Ji Mengying said casually, "Same-sex can also get married and enjoy the same marriage rights, isn't that the embodiment of humanistic care?"
Ji Aojian was surprised, "Where did you hear this statement?"
"It is from your book of the Hereafter. Ji Mengying looked reasonable, "You said that the United States is a civilized and open country, and you can get married if you have the same gender, so I brought Xiao Su here, and today is the time to realize my dream!"
"That's a hundred and sixty years later!" Ji Aojian said angrily, "There is no such law in this era!"
"Hey, since we can in the future, then we will be at the forefront of the times, create a new atmosphere, and be the first in the world. ”
"One step ahead is progress. Too much ahead of the curve is reactionary. Ji Aojian said solemnly, "You took your sister to get the certificate openly, do you want to become the laughing stock of the world?"
"As long as there is love, you don't have to worry about anything. ”
"My brother has a point. Ji Qingsu finally came back to his senses from the petrification, "Fourth sister, I can't get a certificate with you!"
Ji Mengying was shocked, "Sister Xiao Su, what you promised just now will come true to my wish." ”
"But your wishes are illegal, and we should respect the law. ”
"You're the governor, you can legislate to approve same-sex marriage first, and then we'll go get the license. ”
"I'm sorry, but this law is not yet ripe for legislation. Ji Qingsu Zhengse said, "We must do what we can, and we should not go beyond the times and do meaningless things." ”
Ji Mengying became colorless in an instant, grabbed her forehead, and quickly returned to the recliner.
I only heard a long sigh of resentment coming out of her mouth, "I was going to turn my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch." ”
"You don't have to dwell on it. Ji Aojian explained, "Think about it from another angle, you have been ** for a long time, is there any difference between getting a certificate or not?" (to be continued......)