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The idea is certain, the direction is no longer in a hurry to leave, obediently stand according to the words of the third Weng Laosan, turn around and say: "Everyone, it is useless to fight more." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info You are old, you must be "Suo", boy, I am young, and I can be regarded as a "child", let's not bully Tongsuo, why don't you come and play a game?"

This guy is not ashamed to say this, and he pretends to be tender directly!

"Okay, yes!" This time, Weng Lao Er and Weng Lao San clapped their hands and shouted hello in a rare way.

"No, we still have something to ask him, what game are you playing? Do you still think you are a three-year-old child?"

Xiang Qian smiled and said: "Old man, this game of mine is designed to make it easier for you to ask me, I wonder if you still want to play it?"

"Really?" asked the three elders in unison this time.

"I have long said that Tong Su is not bullied, so it is naturally true. "Straight ahead of the railway.

"Okay, what do you say, how to play?" Boss Weng suddenly thought of a point, and added: "However, it should be simpler, it is too complicated, and our three brothers don't have the time to play with you." "Really, this guy is afraid that it will be too complicated, and his three brothers can't learn it, so wouldn't they give people a handle in vain and be looked down upon.

Xiang Qian smiled: "Don't worry, since it is a child, it is naturally for old comrades and little children, it is extremely simple, very simple." ”

"Okay, good, say it, say it quickly. Weng Lao Er and Weng Lao San were unwilling, and urged together.

Xiang Qian said, "You have a question for me, don't you?"

The three of them said in unison: "Yes." ”

Xiang Qian said: "Coincidentally, I also have questions to ask the three of you." Well, let's have a game of Truth or Dare, where you ask me a question, and then I'll ask you a question. Remember, you can't tell lies, you can only tell the truth, how about it?"

Xiang Qianxin said, just the IQ of the three of you, I am now making up and selling, and I will bluff you into a daze.

The three elders of the Weng family looked at each other, laughed, and said, "So good, so good!"

Weng Lao Er said: "Whoever repents is a puppy." ”

Weng Laosan said: "No, it's not even as good as a dog, it's shit!"

Weng Lao Dao: "Stupid, you have to get to the point when you speak." He immediately looked in the direction and said, "Whoever does not answer the question or tells a lie, he will cut off one of his own arms, and if he commits a second crime, he will cut off another leg until his limbs are flattened, do you dare?"

Xiang Qianxin said, idiot, how can a person flatten his limbs, you cut one upside down and show it to my brother? Don't tell lies, right, but it depends on whether you can distinguish what is true and what is false, otherwise, brother is saying that the sun revolves around the earth, do you dare to believe it?

Immediately, the big lama laughed and said: "That's nature, truth or dare, nature only tells the truth, not lies, don't you say?"

Weng Laosan clapped his palms and said happily: "So you agree?"

Xiang Qian blurted out and said, "Agreed, gentleman ...... a word" The guy paused deliberately, and waited for the three fools to take the sentence "The horse is difficult to chase", only to realize that the three fools were excited to clapped their hands with each other to celebrate.

Oh, I was shocked for no reason, could it be that I was fooled?

Sure enough, I saw Weng Laosan smiling and taking out an object, but it was a wild grass that just looked like an orchid, and I didn't know what it was, Weng Laosan said: "This is a flytrap." This grass is born in a dirty place, but it is pure by nature, so it has an orchid-like demeanor. ”

"Tell the point, stupid!" Weng Lao Er interrupted the guy and said, "The key is that this grass likes to eat flies, but it can hear who is lying and who is telling the truth from the 'buzzing' sound of many flies." ”

"Once it finds out who is lying, it will immediately swallow whom! Are you afraid?" Weng Laosan said in a hurry.

"Let me get to the point, stupid!" said Boss Weng angrily: "This grass has been refined by my brothers for thousands of years, and now, if anyone dares to say a lie in front of it, this grass will immediately change color. Hey, hey, then, this man was a tragedy. As he spoke, he glanced in front of him, and the meaning of his words was self-evident.

In this way, wouldn't he have to be honest with these three fools? This and this, not fun, not fun at all, if I knew this, I should have designed another game with more scientific and technological content.

Hey, careless, careless, the wind and waves have come, but I can't imagine that it will be folded in the hands of three fools! However, if even a fool can't win, then my own IQ ......

Weng Lao Er was speechless for a while when he saw the direction, and said proudly: "Boy, let's start now, okay?"

Gritting his teeth in front of the direction, grandma, a bad start does not mean that they will lose, let them think that they have taken advantage, and their vigilance will be greatly reduced, wouldn't it be more convenient for them to dig a pit and set a trap?

He immediately nodded and said, "Let's go." ”

In the sect, the reason why these three elders are often entrusted with similar tasks of tracking, arresting and extorting confessions is that in addition to their own cultivation and unique exercises, it is this flytrap that anyone who falls into their hands, and in the end, almost no one does not tell the truth.

At this moment, seeing the direction of the forward, Weng Lao Er smiled and said, "I just don't know, do you ask us first, or do we ask you first?"

Xiang Qian said seriously: "There are many of you, of course you asked first." Okay, now, it's my turn to ask. ”

Weng Laosan was the first to shout: "No, no, you're cheating, just now you clearly said let's ask first, why is it your turn to ask us in the blink of an eye?"

"Yes, yes, it's not fair!" Weng Lao Er seconded.

Xiang Qian pinched out a surprised expression and said, "Just now he asked me, 'Boy, let's start now, okay?' I replied, 'Let's start', and the game officially began." Then he asked me, 'I don't know, did you ask us first, or did we ask you first?'"

Xiang Qian cleared his throat and said, "Since it started, then, this is the first question you ask." I have replied, 'There are many of you, so of course you asked first.' And the flytrap didn't change color, proving that I was telling the truth, and now of course it was my turn to ask questions." ”

"No, no, that's not counting. Weng Lao Er was in a hurry, and his face was red and his ears were red.

Weng Laosan looked at Weng Laosan and said hatefully: "Who let you rush to speak, you don't have that ability and you are still blind, and you can talk nonsense! ”

Xiang Qian showed a disdainful expression on his face, and said: "But, then just now you obviously asked me again: 'Let's ask first, why is it your turn to ask us in the blink of an eye?' Then, I also made the above answer truthfully, and the Venus flytrap also did not change color, this is already the second question you asked, and it should be my turn to ask what happened." ”

Weng Lao Er was angry and gloating, looked at Weng Lao San and scolded: "San, you are a stupid girl, who let you speak again, you don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person!"

"Look, look, I asked another question that didn't grasp the point! Oh, why should I say 'again'?" Weng Lao Er immediately fell into the long exam.