Happy Occasion (5)

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A group of people were scolding themselves, and with a "squeak", the corner door of Fangfu opened again, and Shi Shiran walked out in front of the direction.

In an instant, everyone stopped talking, and they all thought in their hearts, this kid is too unscolded, just a few words, and he really came out? You know, this one comes out, hehe, with the nature of our Zeng Gongzi, then you won't let you leave alive anymore.

Dare to be affectionate, today I heard that someone came to rob him of his relatives, Zeng Song had already ordered his subordinates to greet the city lord, saying that there might be some chaos in front of the Fang Mansion, please don't mind the city lord, just leave everything to him.

Naturally, the Lord of Lecheng will not have any different opinions. In his heart, as long as the surname Zeng doesn't forcibly break into the Fang Mansion, he loves to make trouble outside the Fang Mansion, although it is up to him, as for who dares to provoke Zeng Da Shao so blindly, damn, anyway, Lao Tzu can't care about it, who do you love!

Therefore, today, outside the entire Fang Mansion, there is a commotion, and there will be no City Lord's Mansion to come and ask.

Hey, who let this Zeng Song and Zeng Gongzi, he has a personal uncle, called Elbow Zeng Yan!

Therefore, in the eyes of everyone, this steward of the Zhu family is already a dead man.

Xiang Qian smiled and slowly approached, arched his hand, and said, "Zeng Gongzi is invited." ”

Zeng Song was half-lying on the soft couch, and he didn't need to look at someone at all, and said with half-closed eyes: "You are the family surnamed Zhu?"

Xiang Qian shook his head and said with a smile: "Actually, I am Zhu Bence, is there a problem?"

Zeng Song opened his eyes and said, "Questions, there are so many questions! Look at it, is this how you came out to deceive?"

Xiang Qian pretended to be shocked, and said in surprise: "Oh, what about the people I brought, and the treasures I brought as a dowry?"

Immediately, as if he had just understood, he exclaimed, "Hey, my treasures must have all been swallowed up by you, right?"

"Hey, you even broke some of my fine porcelain, fine silk, fine wine, fine spiritual liquid, and fine ......."

This guy reported countless "superior" things in one breath, and everyone hesitated when they heard it. Could it be that what we just broke was really some kind of fine thing, or maybe this guy is a madman?

God knows, these broken porcelain pieces are all prepared by this guy tomorrow night, for the sake of the fish eyes at this time.

Xiang Qian continued to be furious, shouting: "Murder pays for life, debts are repaid, and damage to other people's things must be compensated according to the price! I don't care, I want you to compensate me!"

Zeng Song asked matter-of-factly: "Hehe, in this way, how much yuan are you going to let us compensate you?"

"What is this......" Scratching his head in front of the direction, as if he was thinking, suddenly, this guy seemed to think of something, patted his head and said, "There is." ”

Immediately, this guy took out a small notebook from the cup, exhaled a long breath, and said, "It's a shame that I've always been cautious, and I also have a copy of this gift list by my side." ”

The guy shook the folded gift list, and the small book suddenly stretched out, and it was three or four feet long. Fang Tongshou was as if he had read a holy decree, unfolded the gift list with both hands, and said with a frown: "Let me see how much Yuan Jing this son spent in order to buy these rare treasures. ”

After a while, this guy folded the gift list slightly, leaving only less than half a foot long to continue to unfold, and said with a smile: "Found it! My obedient man, in order to marry Miss Qin, this handful of Ben Gongzi actually spent a full fifteen million years of Yuan Jing!"

"What!" Although Zeng Gongzi's many subordinates knew that what this kid said was equivalent to saying it in vain, at this moment, they were also indignant one by one, and scolded angrily: "Damn, just those things you just now are worth fifteen million years of essence?"

"Damn, don't you want to go crazy about money!"

"Hmph, I think this kid is a madman himself!"

"Fifteen million Yuan Jing, should you be fifteen million farts? Take 10,000 steps back, it's fifteen million farts, let you finish it in one go, I'll go, then I have to let him go for ten or eight years to finish?"

"You're stupid, you're talking about Yuanjing, what are you doing with that shit?"

"You're stupid, Lao Tzu is an analogy, do you understand? Fu Bixing, do you understand? This is a rhetorical device in literature, you haven't graduated from elementary school, such a tall and high-end goods, you don't understand it!"

"You haven't graduated from elementary school! Your whole family hasn't graduated from elementary school! Lao Tzu has been in private school for three years, but what about you?

Zeng Gongzi's subordinates actually quarreled with themselves because someone's lion opened his mouth, which made someone drop his glasses.

Xiang Qian coughed hard twice, and said with a smile: "Ouch, I'm sorry everyone, let the big guy hurt himself and be angry, I'm really sorry, everyone, ......"

The crowd also said that he knew his mistakes and wanted to correct them, and gradually quieted down, and listened to what he wanted to say.

Xiangqian smiled apologetically and said, "Just now I said that fifteen million years of Yuan Jing, I'm really embarrassed, Xiao Ke has always been bad at arithmetic, and he actually made a mistake......

"Cut, I'll just say, just those things just now, it's fifteen million?" Although they have different positions, they still win the praise of many people when they see that the other party has the courage to admit their mistakes.

Xiang Qian smiled: "Look at it, if you don't learn math well in elementary school, you can't do it, and even a simple addition and subtraction will be wrong, I'm really sorry for the physical education teacher who taught mathematics back then." ”

"Ahem," the guy coughed dryly, and said, "Actually, it shouldn't be fifteen million, but it should be ......" The guy pinched his fingers and pretended to calculate again, and said: "It should be sixteen million Yuan Jing, you see, you see, here is clearly registered, it turns out that there is a separate one million years of Yuan Jing Jing is not counted." Hey, I'm so careless! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The guy spoke, and his face looked guilty.

"What!" This time, the big guy no longer had the slightest sympathy for this retribution, and one by one cast a look at it that he hated to eat it alive.

"Haha," Zeng Gongzi laughed dryly twice, and said, "It's really funny, is this the cold joke you told?" This guy turned his head and said to the two Spiritual Cleansing subordinates standing beside him: "This son is tired, and I don't want to listen to this person's nonsense and nonsense anymore." The two of you quickly go over and take him with you, doesn't he like to settle accounts, and after a while, this son will sleep enough and help him calculate carefully. ”

"Yes. The two of them clasped their fists together and walked towards someone Fang. As for the latter's cultivation, the two of them have naturally already seen it, but they are just monks of the same level as themselves, and with the strength of the two of us, I don't believe you still have the slightest chance.

"What's the matter, do you want to play tricks on people?" Xiang Qian's face was angry and ashamed to be with him, and said, "It's more than people, hum!"

With this cold snort, Fang shook his hand, and the eighteen Arhats flashed out. Ya, my brother was able to fight with two spiritual monks with the help of the eighteen arhats during the spiritual transformation period, and at this time, my brother was also a cultivator in the spiritual transformation period, and I was afraid that you would be a little bird!