Chapter 634: The Four Great Evil Techniques of Asia

Mo Yuyao heard this and said, "Of course you don't go like this, I'll help you for a while." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"I'm not talking about that. ”

"And what do you mean?"

"Look at the three of us, I am a seriously injured person, she is a person with no force value, but she looks so beautiful, eldest sister, who do you think you can stop by yourself?"

Mo Yuyao froze, she really didn't think about it.

This is the Great Western Continent of the Demon Road, and it is really normal for a robber to pop up on the road.

Even if she traveled all the way from west to east, she relied on the prestige of the Seven Killing City, and every time someone escorted her to the next city, she didn't dare to let her go alone.

Right now, this Yu Yanqing is really beautiful, but she has no real kung fu, and it is too normal to be snatched away.

"Or ......"

As soon as Mo Yuyao spoke, Wang Ke knew what she was going to say, and immediately slapped his chin and said, "Eldest sister, you are so right, you have to give her a disguise." ”

After saying that, he gave him a look.

Mo Yuyao understood that Wang Ke didn't want to expose the disguise technique, although he felt that he was a little stingy, he still agreed.

Chu Yu'er couldn't object, otherwise she wouldn't be able to explain it, and it would arouse Wang Ke's suspicions.

Mo Yuyao will not change her appearance, and Chu Yu'er will pretend to be a captive confinement again, and this heavy responsibility will naturally fall on Wang Ke.

Wang Ke stretched out his hand and said, "Come, eldest sister, take out all your rouge gouache cosmetics, and let you see and understand today, what are the four evil arts in Asia!"

Mo Yuyao took out the rouge gouache and asked curiously, "Where is Asia, and what are the four evil arts?"

"That's an ancient legend, it's normal that you don't know. Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a continent called Asia, on which there were four countries, and the art of disguise was the best in the world. ”

Wang Ke said with his mouth, but his hands were not idle, and he put a thick layer of foundation on Chu Yu'er.

"Asia...... How did you know that, why haven't I heard of it?" Mo Yuyao asked suspiciously.

"You know, I usually like to read miscellaneous books, and they are all written in books. Wang Ke explained casually.

"What are the four great divine arts?"

"Japanese makeup, Korean plastic surgery, Thai sex reassignment, and one of the strongest evil arts, Chinese ps!"

"The first three names are easy to understand, why is it the strongest with such an ugly name as fart love death?"

"Don't underestimate the fart and love death, those gods who are proficient in this way can instantly make you tall and short, thin and fat, male to female, old and young. ”

"Ah, so powerful?!"

Mo Yuyao exclaimed, although Chu Yu'er honestly let Wang Ke put on makeup, she was also quite interested.

"Of course it's amazing, the last thing I can shout in China is that the god helps me fart, that picture is too beautiful to imagine. ”

"Why?"

"Because you never know what the god who shot will turn you into. ”

"Uh, can you still become a bird or a beast?"

"Too easy, and absolutely flawless. ”

"I don't read much, don't lie to me, how can there be a reason to turn people into animals. ”

"It's all in the book, and I don't know if it's true or not. But eldest sister, you have to go back to the city and find her some clothes, you can't go like this, can you?"

Mo Yuyao thought about it, and it was safer here, so she warned Wang Ke again not to touch the bad water, and then turned back to the city.

After she left, Chu Yu'er asked curiously, "My lord, are you using fart love to death now?"

"How can I know that magic technique, this is just the simplest makeup technique among the four evil arts. ”

"Can you hide it from others?"

"Don't talk, sit down obediently and let me put on your makeup!"

Wang Ke pinched Chu Yu'er's face as he spoke, in exchange for the latter's white eyes that seemed to be disgusted and ashamed, and said in a flattering voice: "My lord, don't be so anxious." ”

"Yes, yes, makeup first. Wang Ke smiled lewdly.

"My lord, the slave family still doesn't know what to call you?"

"My name is Zhang Yang, and my eldest sister's name is Zhang Yue. ”

"My lord, where are we going in a moment?"

"Go back to the Seven Killings City. ”

"It turns out that the adult is from the Seven Killing City, and the slave family is so lucky to meet the adult. ”

"yes, I think I'm lucky, beauty. ”

"Your Excellency, you've made it bad again!"

"Okay, I'm not in a hurry. ”

"By the way, my lord, were you injured in the cataclysm?"

"Oh, we came from Ghost Domain City, but why are you so unlucky, I met two masters in a decisive battle, and I suffered from the disaster of the pond fish. ”

"Ah, so that's the case, my lord, where are you uncomfortable now, do you need the slave family to help you rub it?"

"Hehe, where do you think I'm uncomfortable?"

"Oh, adults are so annoying, come again!"

"Okay, I won't tease you, otherwise the eldest sister will come back and I won't finish it, and she will kill me. From now on, you're not allowed to talk anymore, let me put on makeup!"

Chu Yu'er really stopped talking, closed her eyes and let Wang Ke do something on her face, and she also had some small expectations in her heart for this ancient thaumaturgy that he blew into the sky.

Does Wang Ke wear makeup?

Of course not!

He was a single dog in his last life, where would he wear makeup.

But I've never eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run, he can't make it beautiful, and he can still do it if it's ugly.

Finally, before Mo Yuyao came back, Wang Ke completed this arduous work, looked at Chu Yu'er, who had changed beyond recognition, and nodded with satisfaction.

"My lord, do you have a mirror, let the slave family see what it looks like now?" Chu Yu'er said.

"I'm a big man, how can I have any mirrors, let's talk about it when my eldest sister comes back. Wang Ke said.

Chu Yu'er could only sit in place and wait for Mo Yuyao to come back, and what made her quite strange was that Wang Ke no longer moved his hands and feet, but stayed away.

"Maybe he's afraid that the woman will come back and break it? Anyway, what is their relationship, how can he be afraid of the demon handsome when he is in a truth-seeking realm?"

Mo Yuyao finally came back, and when she saw Chu Yu'er's appearance, she was so frightened that the clothes in her hands fell down.

Chu Yu'er's fair face turned waxy yellow, and there were more than 20 black moles of different sizes scattered on it.

The original willow leaf thin eyebrows have become thick eyebrows with inverted eight characters, which are one finger wide, and the bright Danfeng eyes are also one big and one small.

The most terrifying thing is her mouth, which can't be described by cherry lips at all, the thick lips are like hanging two sausages, and they are painted crimson, which is simply a bloody mouth!

It is worthy of being one of the four great evil arts of ancient times, no matter how Mo Yuyao looks at it, Chu Yu'er does not look like a disguise, like a makeup that deliberately conceals her flaws.

It can be seen from this that the original foundation of this face will be so ugly!

"What the hell are you going to do?!" Mo Yuyao shouted frantically.

"Isn't it good? I think it's very good! I want to commit a crime from behind, I want to retreat from the side, I want to defend myself from the front, and it's absolutely safe to go on the road like this!"

(To be continued.) )