Chapter 218: The woman is helpless

For five days in a row, Li Tan closed the door and did not go out, stayed in his small courtyard honestly, and repeatedly deduced Yang Siqiao's words to her, but she still did not realize the deep meaning, and for several days, Empress Wei and the emperor did not summon her, and seemed to be busy with their own affairs, she felt very good about this, and she could rest well. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Today, Li Tan is wearing a peach-colored wrap skirt, wearing a light blue coat outside, and a thin belt around her waist, pretty and a little budding, she sits at the table and looks at a few plates of exquisite meals on the table, but she has no appetite at all, frowns and sinks her face, "snap", buckle the chopsticks on the table, and reprimanded angrily:

"Chunli, what are you doing, come here and smell it, why does this dish smell strange, and every meal is fish every day, you go and call the imperial chef for me!"

Chunli's face turned a little blue, "um" said, busy calling the cook, Li Tan picked up the chopsticks and poked into the fish again, he didn't have any appetite, in the past few days, braised fish, stuffy fish, fish soup, etc., all of these, so that he couldn't help but be angry this time, did he not give the cook money, he deliberately rectified Li Tan!

After a while, a cook stood at the table respectfully, listened to Li Tan's questioning, and hurriedly explained with a sad face:

"Princess, how dare the villain deliberately stumble you! If you don't like it, can I make you braised fish again in the evening?"

"Slap" Li Tan was so angry that he slapped the desktop and reprimanded:

"You dare to say fish again, come and smell it, have you cleaned it up, such a big smell, can't you smell it!

The cook hurriedly waved his hand and said hurriedly:

"No, princess, the villain is not a pretext to coax you, little... Don't dare...!"

The voice was a little urgent, a little afraid, and a deeper meaning, Li Tan suddenly realized, the halberd pointed to the cook, deliberately showed a playful smile on his face, and said with a sly expression:

"Oh, did someone deliberately instruct you to deliberately play tricks on me, if you don't say it, I'm going to have to serve me on a large scale. ”

Chun Li grinned and snorted, "Say it quickly, who instructed you to play tricks on the princess." ”

The cook tightly tugged on the girdle around his waist with both hands, his eyebrows were flustered, his expression was even more angry, and he was about to cry out in a hurry, and said in a panic:

"Princess, the villain doesn't dare, the villain doesn't dare. ”

In the middle of the words, the cook also knelt on the ground, clenched his fists and begged for mercy, but Li Tan knew that this matter must not be so simple, and immediately gave Chunli a look, Chunli crooked her mouth and dragged the person's back clothes with one hand, and shouted:

"Ha, dare not say yes, believe it or not, I castrated you and turned you into a eunuch!

The cook shrank and trembled with fright, and sobbed:

"Chunshang Palace, the villain was forced by someone, princess, spare me!"

Seeing that he was about to speak, Li Tan gave Chunli another look, and Chunli shouted: "Say, who forced you! Don't say yes, come on, send him to the clean room..."

"It's the Queen!" the cook couldn't hold back any longer, and hurriedly blurted out in fright, and his face turned pale with horror, and begged for mercy:

"Princess, Chunshang Palace, it was the queen mother who specially ordered the villain to do this! The villain didn't lie a word. ”

"Hmm?" Li Tan stood up, moved lightly, walked to the cook with a puzzled face, and asked:

"Oh, you say it's the queen, and do you know why she's like that?"

The cook shrugged his face and said:

"Back to the princess, the queen didn't say, just told the villain to make some fish for you to eat, and it should be fishy and thorny, which can make it difficult for the villain, the villain's cooking skills have always been beautiful, and for this reason, I thought hard and meditated, and tried a lot of ways to come up with these tricks..."

As soon as Chunli's hand was released, the cook suddenly stood firm, looking at Li Tan in fear; after she pondered for a moment, she didn't know why Empress Wei wanted to do this, so she said:

"Okay, Chunli rewarded him with a hundred taels of silver, go down!"

When the cook heard this, he wept with joy and kowtowed:

"The villain thanks the princess for the reward. ”

Chunli Heng said with a cold face: "Don't go quickly, let's talk nonsense, and then tear your mouth apart!"

The cook slipped away in a hurry, but Li Tan had ripples in his heart, frowning and thinking:

"Hey, Empress Wei has always loved Li Guo'er, why did she deliberately fix me like this? Could it be that the fact that I possessed Li Guo'er was seen by her!"

At this point, Li Tan couldn't help but feel restless, since ancient times, mothers will have some strange abilities that science can't explain, she is a little worried that Empress Wei will see any clues, stomped with her back hand, and carefully recalled her performance, except for the time when she first entered the palace, she didn't speak in a hurry, and her emotional performance was very logical, and then she consciously behaved more than a woman, so she deliberately thought about it every day at night, such as how to put a woman's hand, and there is a man next to her, she should cover her chest with her hands, and beware of walking away...

Chun-Li sent the cook away, and when she returned to the house, she saw Li Tan thinking about things, and also said:

"Princess, could it be that someone pretended to be Empress Wei's order and deliberately asked the cook to trick you?"

Li Tan waved his hand and said:

"No, if someone assassinates me, I must have been poisoned, how can I not change the party to get fish for me to eat!"

After a pause, Li Tan's eyebrows spread, and the corners of his mouth smiled slightly:

"Grandma, since it is the queen's mother's order, then let's go and salute her!"

As soon as these words came out, Chunli's eyes lit up, and she said:

"That's right, Guo'er, let's go say hello to the queen, and knock on the side by the way, and see what she says!"

"Hmm!" Li Tan nodded, walked quickly to the dresser, and began to dress up.

During this time, in order to avoid revealing many of the habits she had reserved in the past, she deliberately made her words and deeds normal feminine, and she had seen some of Chen Ruoxi's small actions, so she might as well like to pick up her hair, secretly pull her skirt from time to time, and tidy up her breasts or belly pockets when no one is around.

After carefully dressing up, Li Tan wore exquisite and valuable ornaments all over her body, and only then led people towards the Fengfeng Pavilion where the queen lived, and most of the palace maids, eunuchs, and guards along the way, she also found that the concubines in the palace were actually on their own one-acre and three-point land, and occasionally there were good relationships before they walked around or the queen for friendship, If there is something, those people will come out, according to Li Tan's guess, these women must have a wave of people in secret, keeping an eye on various courtyards, but, Li Tan is a princess, and there is no contradiction with the concubine, so she feels that the harem battle can't affect her, but she is not afraid of people harming her!

Feng Pavilion.

Li Tan was a little speechless wandering in the quiet courtyard, still adapting to the cumbersome rules of the palace, looking at the rockery in the courtyard, wondering how to mention this matter to Empress Wei later!

Suddenly, the wind behind her suddenly rose, Li Tan looked back, a eunuch with gray temples and a thin body was hurrying towards her, and said with a smile as she walked: "Princess, the queen mother ordered the old slave to lead you to the car, please take it!"

"I'm tired of Gonggong Zhao!" Li Tan replied politely.

After that, he strode forward, and Zhao Gonggong deliberately fell behind her, and said with a smile:

"Princess, you've been waiting for a long time, at this time, the queen is taking a nap, and the princess has something to do in the future, and it's still so late, so it's just the time for the lady to get up, and you don't have to wait in the courtyard." ”

If Zhao's father-in-law sold it well, Li Tan also heard it, stopped and looked back and said with a smile:

"Thank you Zhao Gonggong for mentioning it. ”

Zhao Gonggong showed two rows of white teeth and said with a smile:

"The princess is polite, the old slave has been serving the mother for decades, and she has grown up with a small look at you, and has always treated you as a little master. ”

Zhao Gonggong's smile is quite sincere, not smiling, Li Tan knows that this person is a confidant who followed Empress Wei before marrying Li Xian, and he also took a lot of care of Li Tan, so Li Tan smiled a little sincerely:

"Guo'er has more praise from Zhao's father-in-law, by the way, since my father-in-law said that he watched Guo'er grow up, then I will test you!"

In this way, Li Tan also deliberately knocked on the people around Empress Wei, trying to find out about her food, anyway, she was not in a hurry to see Empress Wei, but stopped, and her phoenix eyes fell on the face of the smiling Zhao Gonggong, and after a closer look, she found that this person was born with the corner of his mouth looking up to the moon, even if he didn't smile, he was still smiling, and it was really strange.

Zhao Gonggong's eyes narrowed into a crescent moon and replied:

"Hey, since the princess is an old slave. ”

After a pause, Gonggong Zhao's expression tightened, and suddenly his eyebrows were stretched again, and he said heartily and in surprise: "Then the old slave dared to guess? If it's wrong, the princess, please don't embarrass the old slave." ”

"Well, just guess!"

Zhao Gonggong's eyes slipped and said, "The old slave guesses that the princess likes sweets the most, especially the dates, which are soaked in honey sugar." ”

At the same time, Zhao Gonggong looked intoxicated, smiled and squinted his eyes and said: "Yo, that bite down, the teeth and cheeks are fragrant, and the mouth is full of richness, it is really sweet to the heart." ”

She shook her head and said, "No, Gonggong Zhao, you forgot that Guo'er loves to eat fish the most! Especially the stronger the fishy smell, the better, right?"

She didn't beat around the bush, how could a person as smart as Gonggong Zhao not hear the meaning beyond the words, at that moment, Gonggong Zhao laughed twice:

"Hehe, princess, you are really a clever ghost, take the old slave to make fun, to tell the truth, your recipe is indeed changed by the imperial kitchen under the order of the mother, the specific situation, the old slave does not know, the princess is satisfied now, let's go quickly, we can't tell the mother to wait for a long time." ”

Lao Zhao was white and handsome, not like some old eunuchs with a small cherry mouth and a dead face, so panicked, Li Tan stared at him with a smile and carefully observed his facial expressions, and did not see any clues, so he replied:

"Thank you Zhao, let's go. ”

After finishing speaking, Li Tan turned around and left, walking towards a house with carved beams and paintings, she also deliberately exerted a bit of internal force, never thought that Zhao Gonggong could chase after him, did not fall at all, Li Tan suddenly felt that this person was deeply hidden, obviously with martial arts, but did not think about it, because she had already walked to the door of the house;

Father-in-law Zhao bent his waist, stretched out his hand and knocked lightly on the door three times, "Bang Bang", before shouting softly:

"Niangniang, Princess Anyang has arrived. ”

The room waited for a while before a lazy whisper came out:

"Let her in, and you will wait outside the house. ”

"Yes, sis. Only then did Gonggong Zhao straighten up and said to Li Yanzhengse:

"Princess, please come in. ”

When he spoke, he gently pushed open the door for her, Li Tan nodded and thanked him, raised his feet and stepped into the house, just as he entered the door, the room was full of warm incense, Li Tan raised his eyes and looked around, only to see a few incense burners in the house, and the sandalwood in it rose from this, and the room was too fragrant, and Li Tan turned his head to look again, and saw a thin curtain like a cicada's wings, there was a shadow in it, and he was half lying on the bed, Li Tan bowed his head and said:

"Anyang visits his mother. ”

The woman behind the curtain said:

"Well, come in. ”

Li Tanlian moved lightly, opened the curtains, and just saw Empress Wei, she was sitting on the bed, wearing a belly pocket with red hibiscus on a yellow background, simply draped in a thin gauze coat outside, a soft skin looming, and a pair of white feet please put on the mattress, but what stunned Li Tan the most was that Empress Wei's face was a little crimson, her eyes were watery, and she exuded a strong femininity between the lazy, charming and moving, obviously just nourished by the rain...

"Strange, along the way, I haven't heard that Your Majesty is in the Feng Pavilion! The problem is that this Empress Wei obviously looks like she has just been moistened by a man. When Li Tan thought in his heart, Empress Wei had already gotten up from the bed, swaying, and coming towards her with all kinds of amorous style, the hibiscus belly pocket under the belly pocket proud twin peaks were about to come out, extremely enchanting, and suddenly Li Tan's eyes were sharp, or it was the hobby she had retained from her previous days as a man, that is, she liked to look at women's breasts, she saw that there was a faint fingerprint on Empress Wei's chest, it was estimated that who ate chicken at noon and did not wash his hands, so he left this mark, Li Tan moved his eyes down, carefully looked at the thickness of Wei Hou's fingers, and suddenly felt that his guess would not be wrong!

Emperor Li Xian has given people a cuckold! It is also this wolf-like and tiger-old Empress Wei who secretly found a favorite man! This made Li Tan not surprised when he thought about it, after all, the harem of the Tang Dynasty has been in chaos since Taizong, and there are ancestors!

Empress Wei's graceful body was in front of Li Yan, she did not panic, but smiled sweetly:

Guo'er disturbed the queen mother's lunch rest, and asked the queen mother to forgive her sins. ”

Wei Houjiao smiled:

"Well, is there something looking for me?"

When Li Tan heard this, he suddenly wondered in his heart:

"Queen Mother, Guo'er doesn't understand something, and asks the queen mother to tell me. ”

Empress Wei was silent.

Li Tan said:

"Guo'er wants to know if there is something that upsets the queen mother, so you ordered the imperial chef to bring me fish to eat at every meal. ”

"Flutter. Empress Wei sneered:

"Hehe, what's the matter with this palace, it turns out that this is it, Guo'er, your marriage has been completed, so my mother's intention is to give it to you... Well, let's teach you for my mother. ”

After that, Empress Wei pulled Li Tan and walked to the chair furnished in the room to sit down, and gave her some embarrassing words, which made Li Tan's abdomen roll and his ears were red and dry...

Empress Wei explained the reason, and when she saw Li Tan's shy look, she sneered again:

"Guo'er, you don't have to be embarrassed, there is no cat that doesn't steal, I pass these to you, it's all serious things, you think, women have menstrual affairs every month, if men want to pamper you in those days, what should they do? Besides, if other women take the opportunity to take the position, it won't add to the enemy!"

Hearing this truth, Li Tan has a shallow understanding of the calculation of the harem, these people are willing to do some disgusting things in order to please others, she can understand this, but she forcibly refutes it, knotted off the donkey, and nodded according to Empress Wei's meaning:

"Queen Mother, Guo'er understands, but it's not okay to eat it every day, it's better every once in a while. ”

Suddenly, Empress Wei grabbed Li Tan on the chest, and she subconsciously hurriedly stopped it, secretly calling out if this woman was crazy!

"Get up, you were born from my womb, your parents who are affected by the body, don't make your mother angry!"

When Li Tan heard this, he reluctantly let go of his hand...

Dusk, like blood.

It is the sunset in the west, the time when the birds sweep the sky, although the sunset is infinitely good, but there is a little bit of coolness in the gorgeous.

Just like Li Tan walking on the hidden path, she shrugged her face, regretting very much that after coming to this Wei, she was taught by this woman how to please men all afternoon, and also taught her so-called experience.

Out of the Feng Pavilion, Chunli stood all afternoon, she was not tired with martial arts, and when she saw Li Tan coming out in despair, she greeted her anxiously and said:

"Princess, are you alright?"

Li Tan raised his eyelids and pouted:

"It's okay, we won't have to eat fish anymore. ”

Chunli was also a little happy when she heard this, and suddenly became interested in a book in Li Tan's hand, her eyes flashed, and she said curiously:

"This book, the queen mother gave it to you?"

"Hmm. Li Tan blinked, handed the book to Chun-Li and said:

"Since Grandma is curious, let's take a look. ”

The book is wrapped in blue skin, and there are no words on the cover, Chunli pretended to excuse himself:

"This book was given to you by the queen mother, how can the old slave go beyond it!"

Duduplicity! Li Tan pursed his lips and smiled:

"Actually, this book is a cheat, since grandma doesn't want to read it, then let's go back. ”

"Huh?" Chunli was taken aback and said in astonishment: "Guo'er, do you mean that the queen is also a master?

Of course, Empress Wei is, but she is the master of the bed, Li Tan was shocked when she saw Chunli, and she wanted to tease her in her heart, so she said:

"Well, the queen mother is so ruthless, this secret book is a unique dragon masterpiece, grandma, you don't want to see it?"

Chunli was itched in the bottom of her heart by Li Tan's words, and asked tangledly:

"I can really read this book, what if my mother knows?"

Li Tan shoehorned the book to her, moved forward, and said as he walked:

"It's okay, you old man take a look. ”

After that, she was happy in her heart, Chunli was holding the book, thinking in her heart that the queen was a good guy, she actually knew dragon art, and when she heard the name, she was tall, and secretly thought that it must be the magical ability to manipulate animals, but after opening the book with anticrisy and joy, she frowned, turned several pages in a row, and was stunned, caught up with Li Yan, and said angrily:

"Guo'er, should this book really be given by the mother?"

"Of course. Li Tan stopped, held her arm with one hand, and asked with a sly smile: "Is grandma a real dragon master?"

Chunli's eyebrows flashed a hint of anger, knowing that she had played tricks on Li Tan, but she was not angry with her, but secretly scolded Empress Wei's shameless slut for being unorthodox and teaching Li Tan these immodest things!

For a long time, Chunli didn't say a word, and peeked at Li Tan from time to time, secretly wondering if Li Tan would become a character like Empress Wei in the future!

Li Tan also knew Chunli's mood, and sighed faintly:

"Grandma, this is the reality, in order to maintain your position in the harem, you have to use any means, I believe you should understand. ”

Chun-Li said sadly:

"Yes, from Empress Wei's point of view, she is indeed educating you, even if it is wrong. ”

"Hmm. Li Tan was also in a much more relaxed mood, sneered, "Let's go, go back", and walked towards his small courtyard with brisk steps, Chunli wanted to tear up and destroy the bullshit dragon magic cheats in her hand, but this thing was given to Li Tan by the queen, if Empress Wei went crazy one day to return to this book, it would not be able to eat and walk, Chunli sighed, and hurried towards Li Tan with the broken book...

Night.

The bright moonlight sprinkled down, and the sky above the majestic Daming Palace was filled with a thick fog! A meter away was full of fog, and the day was clear, and in the cold evening, this dense fog was formed.

At this time, Li Tan has changed into night clothes, and her skills are extremely vigorous in the deep palace dense forest, this time, she wants to take advantage of the fog to explore the Feng Pavilion at night, and after dinner, she sent Chunlan to the Internal Affairs Bureau, to inquire about the emperor Li Xian will spend the night at Concubine De's tonight, Li Tan wants to confirm one thing, whether Empress Wei cuckolded Li Xian or not, it looks stupid, in fact, she also has a deeper consideration, that is, to test how powerful the master of protecting the queen is, after coming to the conclusion, she doesn't mind going to Princess Taiping's mansion to get rid of this aunt who is suspected of harming her!

The flaming red lanterns hung on the branches, and under each lantern stood a thousand Niu Wei! At least they are the strength of the peak of the day after tomorrow, Li Tan has also tried this, according to her own estimates, one person can get out safely from the siege of hundreds of thousand Niu Wei, but there are tens of thousands of thousand Niu Wei stationed in the palace, if she is not careful, I am afraid she will also be finished, and there are also team leaders, captains, school captains and other congenital masters, this trip is also extremely dangerous.

Li Tan walked carefully all the way to the densely wooded place, due to the heavy fog, the Forbidden Palace patrolled more and more frequently than usual, from the Chengxiang Hall where she lived, at least more than 10 patrols, but she was a master of the congenital peak, coupled with outstanding light skills, but arrived at the Fengfeng Pavilion safely.

"Whew, do this, fortunately, the craft has not been left behind. Li Tan prostrate on the roof, laughing at herself, did not dare to take the tiles directly, but concentrated, listened to the movement in the house, and suddenly there was a gain, the movement in the house was quite large, she moved lightly to the place where the sound came, gently kneaded it, carefully removed the tiles, but she saw a wooden beam, and the sight was blocked! She drew a scoop according to the gourd, covered the place, and found a similar place to remove the tiles, and suddenly the light was transmitted and reflected on her pretty face.