"I'm cowardly and tight, my wife won't let me touch it, how dare I disobey?" Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tai Danchun was originally a romantic person, and it was when he was in love, he had not been happy with a man for more years, and he saw that Pan Xuan's words were pleasing and his appearance was dignified, where would he let him go?

She sneered, "You scoundrel, why did you dodge? What else is there to be shy about?"

Pan sighed: "I... I.... My wife and I were born into a Thai family, and we are blood relatives, so how can we do such a thing?"

Tai Danchun hurriedly said: "At this point, you are my own brother, and I can't care about that much." If you don't say it, I don't say it, who can know?"

"Don't you know that frost ran?"

When Tai Danchun heard her name, his eyes flashed cold, and he seemed to be extremely angry, and said, "Why did you say her name? You have taken a fancy to her? I have gouged out all her eyes and tongue, and see if she can still seduce men?"

Pan Xuan said in his heart: "It turns out that this Tai Danchun is jealous of his maid's beauty, so he treats her very fiercely. He faintly sympathized with that frost, and for a moment he didn't want to have anything to do with this Tai Danchun, so he turned his mind and said: "This woman is far less beautiful than Madame, I just asked casually, if Madame wants to punish her, I have no objection." ”

Tai Danchun smiled: "If you let me punish, if I don't punish, I won't let you be satisfied." ”

Pan Xuan smiled faintly, stood up and said, "Madam, in broad daylight, if the two of us behave affectionately, it will not be beautiful." Why don't we wait until the evening, when the moonlight is shining, and we are in the same dark room, and the two of us drink and have fun, waiting for the ears to be hot and drunk, and then it will be a good thing?"

Tai Danchun chirped: "By the evening, I am in no mood, who will pay attention to you?" but it was just a coquettish angry talk, and he was reluctant to let go of the coil, and he was overjoyed to see that he understood the mood.

Pan Xuan said: "I am a promise, my words are counted, and I am here to teach Mrs. Taiyi the true trick of foreign arts." ”

Tai Danchun was addicted to martial arts thaumaturgy, not inferior to the love of men and women, and when he heard the words, he was full of energy and hurriedly said: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Pan Xuan immediately dictated the Taiyi magic song, although this Taiyi technique, although not as wide as the gossip spread, but there are also fortune tellers in the world who make a living from it. It's just that the Taiyi magic method that Pan Xuan knows is completely different, it is a strange door used in martial arts, internal strength, illusion, and secret methods, and the name of the song recipe is amazingly different from what the layman knows.

This method is purely a comprehension practice, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve success even if you work hard. Although this Tai Danchun has learned some Tai family fur, but he has no chance to hit, even if he listens to the detailed explanation, but when it comes to use, he has no clue, and his entry is far less than that of her granddaughter Dong Caiqi and that Taihui.

She became annoyed and said angrily, "Are you perfunctory to me? Why is your mantra so different from what I know?"

Pan Xuan laughed and said: "My Taiyi magic is much more profound than the Tai family, you haven't even learned the Tai family's techniques, how can I get this magic overnight? ”

He walked to the wooden stake behind the tree outside the Taidan Spring Cave, moved dozens of wooden stakes with his hands, revealing the loose formation, and said: "Although the flying peak array placed by Madame is not leaky, it is dense and heavy. I changed it a little to form the 'Guan Xian Array', so that there are inconsistencies and discrepancies, some living and some dead, and it is much simpler. ”

Tai Danchun has been studying this Feifeng array for a long time, constantly deducing, the stakes are accumulating more and more, and it is always difficult to complete, at this moment, I saw a slight change in the coil, and it was really not broken or standing, the effect was extraordinary, and the heart was overjoyed, but he said: "You little improper, break my stake, pry open the pine hole, and have the heart in and out of it, and you are not happy to occupy the nest and play the phoenix?"

Pan Xuan laughed and said, "Madame, look at it." He fiddled with the stump again, and instantly formed a "Hidden Dragon Array", and said: "This Hidden Dragon Array hides a killing opportunity, making the enemy take it lightly and be confused, and it is also a change in the Feifeng Formation, which is just one of the variables of the Thirty-six Formations of Taiyi." ”

Seeing that his technique was like a god, Tai Danchun had a wonderful method in an instant, and after watching it for a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and exclaimed: "There are so many rules, what are the thirty-six formations?

It is difficult for her to learn and use it, and she does not hide her selfishness, and tells her eloquently. Tai Danchun listened attentively, and from time to time he praised and marveled. It's just that she has learned and forgotten, it is difficult to keep it in her heart, and she is not familiar with it, it is also the will of God, and she can't force it, but Tai Danchun is fascinated by it, and she doesn't think about it carefully, and she remembers it with her heart.

In the evening, Shuang Ran served wine and food, and served the two of them on the side, and saw that the side dishes were exquisite, and he wanted to praise her, and saved this Tai Dan Chun from being jealous, for fear of affecting Shuang Ran, so he said: "This wine and food is not enough, far less than Madame's craftsmanship." ”

Tai Danchun was really happy, and said with a smile: "You haven't eaten the food I cooked, so flamboyant, making people happy." ”

Pan Xuan stiffened his head, kissed Tai Danchun on the lips, and said, "Madame's body is so fragrant, how can the craftsmanship be bad?"

Tai Danchun's heart was full of joy, he couldn't control himself, Pan Xuan took advantage of the situation to persuade him to drink, Tai Danchun thought that he was going to drink after the clouds, his heart was pounding, it was really a dry drink, and he did not refuse, and Pan Xuan quietly used Taiyi's phantom spirit internal force, God didn't know, the ghost didn't know, she was drunk, her head was crooked, and she fell asleep.

Seeing that he had escaped, he breathed a sigh of relief, winked at Shuangran, and said with a smile: "This old woman, this Tai Danchun is not good for you, and I also have the heart to avoid her, we are people in the same boat, I just ask you to cover up the past for me." ”

Shuang Ran stared at the coil, her expression was blank, and she just said, "Thank you for speaking for me, so that I can avoid the pain of flesh and skin." ”

Pan Xuan said: "Mother-in-law is really interesting, since this is the case, please do me another favor." ”

He stripped Tai Danchun of essence, and worked with Shuang Ran to send her into the bed, and after a little luck, he squeezed out the sweat, covered the fragrant brocade quilt, and said: "If she asks, you will say that I tossed all night, tired and exhausted, and I am afraid that I will not be able to get out of bed for a few days, so I can only retire first." ”

Shuang Ran said: "Sir, you must know that her desires are inexhaustible, and there are countless handsome young men who were tortured to death by her in the past. Even if you run away for the time being, you will not be able to guarantee your future safety. ”

Pan Xuan smiled: "So far, I can only hide it for a while." After saying that, the food on the wine table was exhausted, and when Shuangran saw his appearance, his face was shocked, he was no longer numb, his delicate body couldn't stop trembling, and he smiled and said: "My appetite is too good, I'm not a hungry ghost, don't be afraid, old woman." "Say goodbye and leave.

He returned to the inn, saw that Zhang Qianfeng and the others were all gone, and waited until late at night before returning one after another, and saw that they were all dressed in white, and suddenly realized: It turned out that everyone had gone to the soul festival.

As soon as Dong Caiqi saw him, a strange and complicated look appeared on his face, pulled him aside, and asked, "What are you with.... Grandmother.... Can you share a bed?"

Pan Xuan said: "What are you, yours, don't you call me grandpa?

Dong Caiqi couldn't cry or laugh, squeezed out a trace of anger, and said: "You are such nonsense, insulting my mother of Snake City, if the warriors in the city hear about it, they will have to break your body into pieces." ”

Pan Xuan didn't care at all, and said: "Everyone, you are willing to love me, what's the big deal? If I don't give up this body, your grandmother is angry, and your two sisters don't have a good life." ”

Dong Caiqi said hatefully: "According to what you say, you are a good person who sacrificed your life to take righteousness and devoted himself to feeding the tiger? You're obviously taking advantage of my Snake City! You man. ”

Lu Zhenying sat aside, pretending to be indifferent, but in fact he listened attentively, and was secretly annoyed in his heart: "My eldest brother, although he is lonely and elegant, and his talent is unparalleled, but he is suave and changeable, why do you make such a boring move?" But if he doesn't, the old woman will favor the eldest prince, and I won't have a peaceful life in the city of Serpent. "I was depressed for a while, helpless for a while, and my heart fluctuated.

Zhang Qianfeng saw Pan Xuan's tired face, and said: "Brother Pan Xuan, you must know that beauty consumes bones and blood, rouge hurts flesh and skin, that old lady is not easy to deal with, if she is infatuated with you, it will be difficult to give up in the future." ”

Pan Xuan was extremely impatient, and said: "Isn't the immortal family also young and affectionate? I heard that among your ten thousand immortal sects, there are countless private affairs between men and women, regardless of the worldly etiquette, they often come to the whim, so they become lovers and immortals, and more of a method of picking and supplementing, what qualifications do you have to teach me?"

Zhang Qianfeng's body was shocked, and he remembered a very sad thing, and sighed: "I have already learned the pain.... But it's too late to regret it. After that, he shook his head again and again, and said no more. Lu Zhenying and Dong Caiqi were extremely concerned, thinking, "Could it be that Master has had an unforgettable lover in the past?" wanted to ask, but Zhang Qianfeng looked lonely and went back to the house to rest.

In this way, everyone felt embarrassed, and they didn't stay longer, and they went back to their rooms.

In the early morning of the next day, his heart jumped, and he suddenly felt something strange, and immediately woke up, but saw Shuangran standing at the window, looking at him from the outside, his eyes were empty, and his intention was unknown. Old woman, why did you come to me?"

Shuang Ran said: "Madame has not learned the number of techniques you have taught, so she wants me to come here and take you to meet her." ”

Coiled and uneasy, he asked in a low voice, "She... Does she know what happened last night?"

Shuang Ran said loudly: "Mr. seems to be uninhibited, but in fact he is a rare upright gentleman. The lady is beautiful, like a young woman, and her status is extremely noble, so she throws herself into her arms, and the husband can sit still and deal with it properly, without disputes, how many men in the world can?"

"You are quieter, you are shouting so loudly, but you want to make money and kill yourself?"

That frost smiled slightly, her smile was unfathomable, Pan Xuan had never seen her expression change, and couldn't help but be surprised, thinking: "Why did she suddenly change her personality?" Ah, yes, she has the heart to let the righteous sister and Cai Qi eliminate the misunderstanding, and it is kind to me. Could it be that she came to this inn last night to eavesdrop? I didn't even realize that this woman had done a good job?"

Sure enough, in the rooms on both sides, Lu Zhenying and Dong Caiqi heard it clearly, and after thinking about it for a while, they were even more surprised, and they all thought: "Listening to what this mother-in-law said, it turns out that Pan Xuan has never made... I blame him for such things, so why didn't he defend himself? He is crazy, and everything is unexpected, and I really can't guess him. Inevitably, there was another burst of amusement and a burst of guilt.