Taiyi saw the enthusiastic appearance of the immortals, thought of the business, and said: "The reincarnation sea disaster is coming, and the danger is imminent, everyone can no longer be greedy for fun, and when you practice spells, be diligent, that should be greedy for fun and have fun, and should be mainly to prevent yourself from killing the enemy!"

When the villagers heard this, they naturally did not believe it, but they did not think it was wrong, but they were very happy, and said, "Is this man really a new life? If so, he is really a rare little madman." ”

Huang Laoxian said loudly: "This is natural, how can I, Huang Laoxian, speak falsely?"

Everyone laughed and said, "You lie and deceive people, and make fun of nonsense, is it still rare?"

The four immortal friends of Taiyi replied: "Yes, yes, but this matter must not be faked." ”

A golden robe and jade shoes, a beautiful woman walked past the immortals, her expression was a little more stern, not like others were not serious. She said, "This newcomer has a madness, and he should be cured!"

The immortals immediately exclaimed, but it was not frightened, but elated, looking at the lively mentality, and said: "Yes, although he said this, although it is interesting, but over time, it will inevitably be boring. It's time to make amends!"

Taiyi was secretly annoyed: "In the past, all immortals were greedy for comfort and did not know how to forge ahead, but they were already considered to be bright, and these holy spirits did not know how important they were. But he was not familiar with the rules of this place, and he couldn't use Taiyi magic, so in desperation, he had to be obscure and slowly win trust. He asked the woman, "I don't know the name of the female fairy family?"

The woman's attitude immediately improved, she smiled toothily, and said, "I told God to make water, and you called me to make water." ”

Taiyi said: ".... The girl who made the water, not long after she was born, was in a state of confusion, thinking wildly in her head, if she annoyed you, I am very sorry for it. ”

Zaoshui stared at him for a moment, and said: "I am the local Baiyun God sacrifice, most of the people in the village listen to me, if you don't make trouble, I will let you live and share a little of my Baiyun, otherwise, hum, I will turn Baiyun into a cage and lock you up tightly." ”

Taiyi secretly thought: "This water-making is so arrogant and domineering, not as harmless to humans and animals as the rest of the immortals. But looking at the expressions of the immortals, they didn't mind.

He said, "Yes, there are certain rules under it." ”

Shui smiled, pointing to the sky, in the rumbling sound, floating an auspicious cloud, about ten miles long and wide, the cloud revealed bright light, sunning on the body, warm as spring. She said: "I used to be an immortal family with ten thousand immortals breaking through the clouds, and there is no one in the village who can compare with me except for Old Man Huang. After that, he took down a large cloud, kneaded and carved, and made a stick of incense, and turned it into a courtyard hut, and the craftsmanship was very exquisite and elegant.

Taiyi looked at it with admiration: "It turns out that in the reincarnation sea, everyone has this kung fu to make their wishes come true, and the skill is profound, in the past, it was Yama, and in the reincarnation sea, it was close to the king of Hades; It's just that using this mana for all to live and play in peace, dealing with the black snake is completely useless. ”

The immortals pointed and said, "It's okay for this newcomer to sleep on the street." He has endured forever, without sickness or calamity, without suffering or suffering, so why should the sacrifice be like this?"

Shui said solemnly: "I want the village to be full of immortal dwelling gods, and there must be no half of indecent." Suddenly, he raised his voice and said, "I'm all scattered!

The faces of the immortals changed color, and they scattered in a hurry. But Taiyi felt that everyone's fear was all faked, as if they had played with this water-making family, water-making pretended to be village bandits and bullies, and everyone pretended to be hard-working people.

Shui said to Taiyi: "You come with me, I'll take you to see the house." ”

Taiyi can only act according to her wishes, enter the house, and see the hall and the inner room, all of which are complete, the furniture is beautiful, and it is quite elegant in the world.

Zaoshui pointed to the table, and in an instant, the delicacies were all over the place, she and Taiyi sat down, and said, "Come, I toast you with a glass of wine." Then he picked up the wine glass from the table.

Taiyi also respectfully thanked him and drank it all.

Shui suddenly laughed and said: "Later, you strip me naked and occupy my body fiercely, although I will cry, but in the end I have to get rid of you." ”

Taiyi's face suddenly flushed, thinking that he had heard the wrong thing and was speechless.

Seeing his appearance, Shui was even more surprised, and said with a smile: "You... Are you shy?"

Taiyi secretly complained: "She also said that I was crazy? Didn't Huang Laoxian say that the Holy Spirit has no lust for all human desires?"

Seeing that he was confused, Zaoshui sneered: "When I was an immortal in my dream a few years ago, thousands of years ago, I pretended to be a fierce woman with ten thousand immortals in my dream, but as a result, one of her disciples quarreled with her and tied her up, and the two were united. Alas, the taste of ecstasy in the dream, I still can't forget, after waking up from the dream, I want to reappear, this trick has been played with all the male fairies in the village, this is called 'tigress village overlord, silly boy angry to smash the tiger's den. ’”

She laughed a few times, her emotions were high, and said: "Don't worry, rest assured, I can control my body freely, if I want it to be tight, if I want it to be loose, although there is no such bitter feeling as the entanglement of mortal men and women, but there is also a little joy in my heart." ”

Taiyi pondered: "This holy spirit does not have the slightest physical desire, but in order to seek joy in his heart, he often acts in the mortal world in his dreams for fun. If the Holy Spirit shows panic and fear, it is all a pretense in order to increase the joy of the heart. In this way, the Holy Spirit is the most hypocritical of the Three Realms, but their hypocrisy is not to harm others, but only for self-interest. It's hopelessly ridiculous. ”

Shui slammed the wine glass to the ground, and said angrily: "You new boy, don't you eat and drink for toast?" She leaned closer to Taiyi and rubbed lightly against him.

Taiyi took a few steps back and said, "The girl who makes the water would rather sleep on the street than be abrupt." ”

Shui was disappointed, but suddenly he had an idea and said, "That's good, it's not you who rob me, I'm here to rob you." It's called 'Dominatrix drunk and in high spirits, and the silly boy strayed into the Pansi Cave.' ’”

Taiyi said angrily: "Don't succeed!" turned his head and walked out.

Thinking that he was acting, he laughed and pounced, she moved really fast, and knocked Taiyi down at once. Taiyi's skills were a little jerky, and he couldn't resist it.

Shui took his hand and touched his body, and when he was on the ground, he trembled all over, like a flower in full bloom, and she was so surprised that she almost fainted, and she screamed in her heart: "He... How could he make me so comfortable? In the past, like others, I was just happy in my heart, and I was just a little bit of a feeling, but my body was like a pool of stagnant water. This.... What a treasure this new kid is to bring me back into the mire?"

Taiyi turned his hand and threw her into the hall, her figure flashed, and she ran away.

In an instant, Shui realized that this person hated himself and had no intention of complying, and an unprecedented anger and hatred erupted. Among the Holy Spirit, there are not thousands of people who have such sinister and harmful emotions, but Taiyi caused her body to change suddenly, and this mundane "evil feelings and hatred" also arise spontaneously.

She shouted: "Come on, this kid has forcibly occupied me, defiled my innocent body, and he is about to be arrested!"

The immortals thought that these two people were playing, and ran out with a smile, tying Taiyi with white clouds, Taiyi was like Fuxi's holy suppression technique, and his luck was chaotic and difficult to control, for fear of hurting everyone, he hesitated in an instant, and couldn't resist.

Shui ran to Taiyi angrily and said, "You made me lose my chastity, I can't do it, you... If you don't agree, I'll lock you up for 10,000 years, never be able to come out. ”

Taiyi said angrily: "Everyone, are you going to let this mother-in-law do whatever she wants?"

Seeing that the two of them looked realistic, competing with each other, the immortals looked at each other with relish, pretending to be aggrieved and afraid, and said: "Sacrifice her to a high position, we can't do anything." Brother Taiyi, you can promise her. ”

Taiyi said: "Don't agree! Let me go, I won't live in this village!"

As soon as she raised her hand, Baiyun turned into a kitchen knife, slashed Taiyi's shoulder, snorted, and flowed out colorful blood. At this moment, all the immortals were dumbfounded, and secretly thought, "How can this kid be injured by the sacrifice? ”

After being stunned for a long time, someone thought, "Could it be that this person is not the Holy Spirit?

Shui regained his composure, and when he saw this, he thought in his heart: "If this person doesn't obey me, I.... I'll kill him. He pointed the kitchen knife at Taiyi's throat and said, "I will take him home and interrogate him personally, and he will never escape from the palm of my hand." "As the sacrifice chosen by the White Cloud God, she really has great authority, and although the holy spirits are in awe of her, they will not easily disobey her.

Huang Laoxian hesitated for a moment and said, "Water sacrifice, this matter is extremely rare, his identity is strange, he can be injured by you, but he was indeed born from the water of the Holy Spirit Pool." According to the rules set by the immortal gods, in such a situation, you must ask the immortal gods to send the Tiger and Crane Sage to arbitrate. ”

Taiyi Qi said: "Tiger Crane Sage, isn't it the thunder true qi of the Reincarnation Sea?" In the Qufeng Dream Realm and the Ten Thousand Ghost Dream Realm, the breath of the Reincarnation Sea is the most cruel and violent storm, even Chiyou and Xuanyuan cannot survive in it for a long time, but the storm is harmless to the Holy Spirit, and the same must be true of the Tiger and Crane Sage.

The immortals replied one after another: "The Tiger Crane Sage is the messenger of the White Cloud Immortal God and the soldier of the Reincarnation Sea. If there is anything abnormal in the sea of reincarnation, it will be judged by the Tiger and Crane Sage. ”

Shui Shui said angrily: "What do you want for the Tiger Crane Sage? ”

Taiyi thought to himself: "I have the aura of the black snake on my body, she has been infected by that aura, and her heart is terrifying, if she really wants to harm me, once I miss, she will probably die." I'm going to see the White Cloud God, the Tiger Crane Sage may be a shortcut, these Holy Spirits like to act, then I'll play for them!"

The plan has been decided, and suddenly cried: "I'm so bitter, so wronged!"

All the holy spirits looked at it, and entered the play, smiling, Huang Laoxian said solemnly: "Child, why are you wronged?"

Taiyi cried: "I'm just a newcomer, unfamiliar with life, helpless, young and ignorant scholars, to this place, but met this female tyrant god who bullied women and men, she saw that I was a little delicate, ill-intentioned, and wanted to occupy my body, I had the heart to resist, but I was beaten upside down, I didn't accept it, I didn't accept it." ”

Shui was furious, but all the holy spirits knew that she loved to pretend to be a tigress, Huang Laoxian nodded and said: "Little brother, what you said also has some truth, it is really difficult for everyone to decide, it seems that who is right and wrong, and the Tiger and Crane Sage will definitely judge the case?"

The Holy Spirit rejoiced, "It seems that there is no other way." ”