020 Farce (2)

Hearing Su Zixuan say this, Ji Danhuang suddenly remembered that Su Zixuan had indeed bought a lot of magazines with ghost stories and came back to watch and play recently, and sometimes pointed to a certain plot in the magazine, and joked that the author was unprofessional. In this regard, Ji Danhuang laughed at it.

The novels in Ghost Story Magazine are basically made up. If the author is really the kind of person who is able to do things, all kinds of causes and effects will bind him to the point that he does not dare to write a story that really happened. And those who listened to other people's so-called "real cases" and created them did not know much about the specific situation at that time, and the person who told him about it may also be making things up. Of course, even if the narrator has personally experienced some strange events, he cannot understand how those things happened, and the author naturally adds his own brain hole when he is creating, and the things he creates naturally deviate greatly from the facts.

Therefore, that kind of ghost story is used to fool the general public. For cultivators like them, looking at that kind of thing is purely full of food.

And Su Zixuan, obviously, is the kind of idle people who have nothing to do when they are full, etc., watching these ghost stories with relish, and even thinking that when they go to the underworld in the future, they will find black and white impermanence and ask them if they are like what was written in the story, idle and bored to go around and be blind.

Ji Danhuang saw that Su Zixuan was very happy to watch those ghost stories, so he let her go, but he didn't expect that this little fox would still learn and use it!

Ji Danhuang spread his hands: "Okay, you won." The steak is almost marinated, I'm going to get it off, is there anything else I need to get it?"

"Yes!" Su Zixuan said with great interest, "There is a bag of mutton bones in the refrigerator, help people stew it in the pressure cooker, people want to drink mutton soup, remember to stew it fragrantly!"

"Okay, finish frying the steak. I'm going to stew it for you. But I can't drink it tonight, so let's wait for tomorrow. ”

Su Zixuan held the mirror to see the various reactions of the obscene uncle next door, and Ji Danhuang helped this snack fry steak in the kitchen. After the steak was cooked, the two sat together, eating steak and drinking red wine, looking at the reaction of the lewd uncle next door in the mirror. Since Ji Danhuang did not use spell observation and could not see the content of Su Zixuan's illusion, Su Zixuan explained to Ji Danhuang from time to time what stage the illusion had reached.

When he heard Su Zixuan say that he was carrying a boning knife and walked to the opposite building, Ji Danhuang couldn't help but be a little surprised: "You have arranged this plot?"

"Yes, yes!" Su Zixuan grinned. "Otherwise, how could the obscene uncle next door be afraid of you?"

"Why is he afraid of me?" Ji Danhuang was a little puzzled, "Also, you arranged such a plot, do you want me to really carry a knife and go out for a spin!"

"No!" Su Zixuan said, "If you really go out for a spin with a boning knife, won't it be recorded by the camera? ”

"If that's ......," Ji Danhuang touched his chin thoughtfully, "You want to send him to a mental hospital?"

Su Zixuan grinned. didn't speak, it turned out to be a tacit acquiescence!

The corners of Ji Danhuang's mouth twitched: "Okay, if you're happy, it's all up to you." I'm waiting to see the show. ”

I guess after a while, this kid will be driven crazy.

"Eh, how can you wait to watch a good show?" Su Zixuan looked surprised, "Maybe there will be your play later!"

"Huh, and my play?" Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment, "I said you little fox." What's the idea?"

Su Zixuan smiled and grimaced: "You'll know later......! Let's go into the house and sleep!" put down the plate and pulled Ji Danhuang into the house to sleep.

Since Su Zixuan didn't talk about the rest of the matter, Ji Danhuang didn't bother to ask. Anyway, if he asks this little fox girl, he will only deliberately sell the gate and not tell him the truth, so he might as well wait and see what this little fox girl wants to do.

Su Zixuan took Ji Danhuang back to the bedroom, honestly changed his clothes and lay down to sleep, and urged Ji Danhuang to change his clothes and sleep quickly. Ji Danhuang said: "Won't I have a role in waiting for a while?

"It's not time yet!" Su Zixuan said, "Lie down and sleep first!"

Ji Danhuang was helpless, so he had to change into pajamas and lie down to sleep. As soon as his head touched the pillow, sleepiness suddenly hit, and he knew that this should be Su Zixuan's spell on him, the purpose was to let him fall asleep as much as possible.

Alas, what the hell is this little fox doing!

Not long after he fell asleep, he didn't even have time to dream, and Ji Danhuang was woken up by a knock on the door. In a drowsy mood, Ji Danhuang turned over, not wanting to pay attention to the knock on the door at all, but Su Zixuan next to him kept pushing him and asked him to open the door quickly.

There was no way, Ji Danhuang had to open the door in a daze, but as soon as the door opened, a few Jing Cha rushed in, and the obscene uncle next door also came over. The obscene uncle pointed at Ji Danhuang with a look of resentment, and then two Jing Cha pounced on him and restrained Ji Danhuang.

Ji Danhuang slept in a daze, didn't react for a while, watched the lewd uncle shouting in the room, grabbed his collar and asked him where he hid people, Ji Danhuang reacted at this time, this is the scene that Su Zixuan arranged for himself.

Ji Danhuang pretended to be at a loss and said, "What kind of person, what are you looking for?"

The lewd uncle said angrily: "Your girlfriend! Where did you hide her after dismembering her?"

Ji Danhuang is so depressed! I complained in my heart that the plot designed by Su Zixuan was too disturbing, but on the surface, he could only deal with the obscene uncle. When the obscene uncle rushed into the bedroom and was beaten out by Su Zixuan with a scream, this farce was finally about to end.

Whew-I'm tired!

Ji Danhuang watched Su Zixuan come out in pajamas, performing hard with emotion, and couldn't help but want to laugh in his heart. Obviously, this qiē was directed by her, and she still has to pretend that she doesn't understand anything, which feels too cute.

One didn't hold back, Ji Danhuang smiled slightly, and then immediately returned to a dazed state. Fortunately, looking at his two Jing Cha's attention, it was on Su Zixuan at the moment, and he didn't notice his discordant smile.

Under Su Zixuan's guidance, the Jing inspectors really felt that the obscene uncle had a mental problem, and took him away for questioning. It is estimated that after this incident, he should not be a casual peeping anymore. (To be continued......)