Chapter 712: Li Huangyi
The room was in a mess, and Xun Yi sat in place and drank tea slowly. There was a girl sobbing quietly next to the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info.
"It's over, it's over!" Shen Wei sighed, "I actually went to force a man to wear women's clothes." ”
"Come on, my body is controlled by you, and I didn't say anything. Xun Yi casually picked up the photo stone and took a picture of the posture of the "beauty" in front of him.
The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the eyes are bright, and the black hair is long and hanging. In addition, she has a set of colorful phoenix xia wearing five-color brocade clothes, and that set of gold wire jewelry of the East China Sea beads, she is a rich and beautiful woman with peerless elegance.
"Yo, beauty, give me a smile. If you continue to cry, the antidote will be gone. ”
The beauty gritted her teeth lightly and looked at Xun Yi with a look of resentment: Why, why is this happening! According to the script, it is obvious that she should have plotted against him and turned him into a woman to avenge the great revenge over the years. By the way, he was taken away and locked in a golden cage prepared earlier, which was called "Jinwu Zangjiao". But why...... Why is it yourself who suffers in the end?
"Why do you have the elixir of the Female Xi Kingdom?" The Seventh Prince gritted his teeth, and could only suspect that someone had reported the news, so that Xun Yi had already taken precautions.
"Then where did you come from? Female Xi Guo is far away, you can really do it!" Xun Yi was very happy with his good luck, if he hadn't taken the antidote earlier, he would have made a fool of himself immediately.
Therefore, we are blessed gods who are loved by the world, and we can be said to be the first of the gods.
"Sample! Use these things to sin me. You know, the only one in this world who can defeat me is myself. Xun Yi pointed to his chest, full of arrogance, looking like a villain: "As for the other people who can defeat me, they are not born yet!"
"The only thing in the world who can beat me is myself" is Xun Yi's most common sentence. Every time he defeated Li Laoqi, he would come to a sentence to declare his victory.
"Give me the antidote. The beauty said angrily: "I'll lose this time! I'll pay it back next time!"
"I say that every time, but each time there is more and more black history. Xun Yi had a deep face, touched his chin, and looked the Seventh Prince up and down: "Li Laoqi, be honest, admit that you have a feminine fetish." Otherwise, every time you are forced to wear women's clothes, why don't you get tired of it? And this yin and yang water, who ordinary people will go to find this thing? Shouldn't you prepare for yourself and borrow my hand to become a woman?"
"Well, the prince becomes a princess, this trick is a bit interesting. Thinking of Emperor Mingzong's youngest son becoming a little princess last year, Xun Yi thought with a bad taste: Is this still a lineage?
"You're a transvestite! You're a whole family of transvestites!" The beauty suddenly exploded, and used a male action that was extremely inconsistent with her now: "The antidote!
Xun Yi was about to speak, when suddenly there was a shout from outside the door: "Brother, are you there?"
Hearing Xun Tan's voice, the beauty's face changed drastically, and she glared at Xun Yi angrily: "If you dare to say it, I will kill you!"
Xun Yi shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent: "You seem to have beaten me." ”
"I can't beat you, but I can fight with you and die. ”
"The eldest young master of the Xun family died together with a woman of unknown origin. It is suspected that the two committed suicide because of the disparity in status. Finally, he was buried in the ancestral land of the Xun family with the anonymous family. I don't think you want to hear that, do you?"
“......”
"Brother, don't you speak, I'll come in?" Xun Tan knocked on the door and waited for a while, then walked into the room. I saw Xun Yi sitting in the main seat, and there was an elegant woman next to him with her head bowed and her eyebrows, and Si Swenwen was sitting there.
"Brother, who is this?"
"This is the Li family, called ...... It's called Li Huangyi. Xun Yi saw the prince's robe hidden in the corner, and said: "Li is a master of music in the Great Zhou State, and he is good at playing the flute and playing the piano. Just call me sister. ”
Sister, you are only a sister! The Seven Princes secretly hated in their hearts, but they kept their faces silent, trying to maintain a quiet appearance, and learning from those ladies in the palace to maintain their manners.
"Oh?" Xun Tan looked suspicious, looked around, and sat next to Xun Yi: "What does my brother want to eat at night?"
"Let my mother decide, I'll do it. ”
"It's the hardest dish to make. Xun Tan looked at the "beauty" who was trying to shrink her sense of existence not far away: "Sister Huangyi wants to eat at home, what does sister want to eat?"
"Ben-concubine is a contemptuous person, and she doesn't dare to speak falsely. The Seventh Prince wiped a sweat in his heart, and almost brought out the title of "Main Palace".
pinching his throat and speaking in a female voice, he couldn't help but tremble.
"Nothing to dare. Xun Yi casually picked out a few dishes that the Seven Princes liked to eat, and looked at the past with a smile: "Today, everyone Li might as well stay and eat." Presumably, it is inconvenient for you to go out to meet people. ”
The Seventh Prince compared Xun Yi to a straw man in his heart, and stabbed back and forth hundreds of times, and reluctantly agreed shyly.
"Then I will tell someone to arrange it. By the way, my sister is good at music, can you give me a performance?"
Xun Yi raised his eyebrows, guessed Xun Tan's plan, and turned his head to look at Li Laoqi: "What do you mean by everyone?"
"Yes. The Seventh Prince found the lyre and played it casually. In the end, he is a person from the palace, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. In his opinion, he can definitely get by.
Xun Tan held his chin and leaned on Xun Yi, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he noticed something. One stubble after another, he talked to the Seventh Prince about all kinds of private chats in his daughter's house. It was difficult for the Seven Princes, who had not yet married, to deal with it, and the roots of his ears were red,
In the end, Xun Tan couldn't help it: "Forget it, I won't play with you." His Royal Highness was willing to make such a big sacrifice in order to relieve his brother. Xun Tan looked at Xun Yi and the Seventh Prince: "That's how you two play on weekdays?"
"It has nothing to do with me, it's this kid who cheated me, and as a result, he was cheated. Xun Yi explained the cause and effect, and then said to the Seventh Prince: "My sister is also a smart person. Besides, if she asks you to play the piano and play music, you are stupid enough to do it? You must know that a person's habitual movements when playing the piano cannot be concealed after all. ”
"More than that. Xun Tan smiled and said: "Although His Highness has transformed into a female body with yin and yang water, the aura on his body is very similar to the original male body, which can be said to be of the same origin." In the eyes of many spiritual people, it is impossible to hide it at all. It's nothing more than a change of yin and yang, one positive and one negative. ”
"What about the two of you, don't you two seem to have the same breath?" the Seventh Prince retorted angrily.
Xun Yi frowned, Xun Tan smiled unconsciously: "So, we are brother and sister." ”
"It's not like a brother and sister have the same breath, is it? My eldest brother and I are definitely different. What else did the Seventh Prince say, Xun Yi immediately threw the antidote over: "Okay, hurry up and change it back." Isn't it shameful enough!"
The Seventh Prince went to transform behind the screen, and soon a handsome and dashing young man sat in his seat.
"I just ordered your favorite dish, do you want to stay and eat?"
"Forget it, the palace is still waiting for me to reply. "The Seventh Prince was disheartened, this time he finally spent a lot of money to buy something and it didn't work, where do you want to see the two brothers and sisters here?
Xun Yi got up to see off the guests, and Xun Tan went down to prepare the dinner.
From the Qingsang Nest to the bell tower at the entrance of the old mansion, Xun Yi suddenly said, "Thank you." ”
"Thank you for what, thank me for entertaining your brothers and sisters?" the Seventh Prince looked unhappy.
"I was very unhappy outside today, and when I came back to play with you, I felt suddenly in a good mood. Xun Yi sighed with emotion: "Sure enough, when you are unlucky, as long as you see others who are more unlucky than yourself, you can be cured." ”
"Phew, you wait!" The Seventh Prince was so angry when he saw Xun Yi's victorious declaration: "I will come back next time to take revenge!"
"Oh, wait and see. Xun Yi stood at the door, stretching his waist and looking up at the night sky. "Speaking of which, do you want to tell this guy, in fact, his ugliness is not something that our brothers and sisters see. ”
The sky is sacred, and many people have seen this scene of the Xun family's old mansion.
These days of the first lunar month are the moments when the innate gods personally take charge of the Heavenly Dao and preside over the law with their incarnations. The eyes of many great gods resided on Xun Yi, and they happened to see this scene in the Xun family.
"The descendants of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven are being played with like this...... Well done!" Many innate gods gloated, and some people were idle and had nothing to do, so they went to Emperor Long Xiang to ask him what he meant.
"Children are fighting, what do you care. Emperor Long Xiang's attitude was indifferent, and he didn't care about this little thing at all. His goal is the big battle that will begin this year. Unsurprisingly, this should be the most important battle to date. (To be continued.) )