Chapter 598: No wonder the emperor has no heirs
Please enter the text but the emperor turned a blind eye to all this, and continued to say to Chang Wei with flying eyebrows: "Wang Zhichen has made remarkable achievements in rectifying the guards, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Henan, Beizhili, Shandong, these five northern provinces have been rectified. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info clarified the vain, cut the old and weak, cleared out the quota of 100,000 soldiers, and now Wang Zhichen has gone to Sichuan. ”
Chang Wei drank the wine on his lips like a thief, and replied: "The minister thinks that there is no need to make up for the 100,000 vacancies, and the recruitment of 350,000 elite soldiers with the vacated food and salary will far exceed the combat strength of 100,000 guards. ”
"That's right! The same is true in the note given to me by the king's ministers, and I and the cabinet have agreed, and the court is discussing it. After saying this, the emperor said: "This year, the imperial court has money, and the household department has also let go of its hands and feet, and a large number of officials have entered Shanxi, Shaanxi, Henan, and Sichuan to measure the land returned by the vassal kings and distribute it to the people.
Hearing the homeless people, Chang Wei asked, "Your Majesty, how are Wang Er and Gao Yingxiang?"
"These thieves are wandering around, after the scourge of Shanxi, they have entered Shaanxi, the governor of Shaanxi, Yang He, is not effective in suppressing the thieves, the new governor of Shaanxi, Hong Chengchou, has done a good job, the leader of the thieves, Wang Er, was killed by him, and the thieves in Shaanxi are almost finished. Gao Yingxiang flowed to Henan, and then entered the Dabie Mountain in Huguang. I appointed Hong Chengchou as the strategy to suppress the thieves, and now, he has surrounded the thieves in the Dabie Mountain and is searching the mountains to clear them. ”
When the emperor spoke, Ke Yinyue was picking up vegetables for him, and her eyes were flattering, and her passionate delicate body was constantly teasing him.
The emperor said to himself: "The matter of running a school that you mentioned was suppressed by the first assistant to the sect, and what is even more odious is that the matter of immigrating to the real side was also suppressed by him with Huayi's distinction, I don't think he wants to do it!"
"It's really annoying!" Ke Yinyue said coquettishly, "Grandpa Guo has such a big credit~, they still have to do it right?"
Chang Wei was miserable, not to mention whether what Ke Yinyue said was right or not, the key was that the word 'big' was bitten very hard, and he looked at him.
What does the emperor mean? Chang Wei is not a fool, the emperor is not blind, the guest Yinyue is stuck to Chang Wei, why doesn't the emperor stop it?
Chang Wei took a deep breath and said steadily: "Tomorrow, the courtiers will definitely fight with him, the ministers have been on the grassland for more than half a year, and they are more familiar with the situation than him, and I believe they can argue with him!"
The emperor slapped the table and said, "Yes!
After discussing political affairs, the emperor glanced at Chang Wei with a smile, and he was frightened and hurriedly calmed down, but Ke Yinyue didn't care, but squeezed into his arms.
"Nima, does this fox want Lao Tzu's life?"
"By the way, I have already canonized the Fifth Grand Lama and the Fifth Band, they will come to meet them during the Chinese New Year, and they will go to the steppe with you in the future, control the Tatar Khan's court, and implement the steppe strategy!"
Chang Weixi said: "The emperor Shengming, admire!"
The emperor said in a faint tone: "You saved the Tatar Empress Dowager Sutai, she trusts you very much?"
Chang Wei said weakly: "Yes! After all, the minister saved her life." ”
As if he had heard some big joke, the emperor pointed at him and said, "Tell me honestly, did you get Su Tai into it?"
How could the emperor use such vulgar words? Chang Wei wanted to say no, but looking at the emperor's hateful eyes, he could only say with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, the assassin who assassinated Su Tai used an aphrodisiac, and the minister and her were poisoned at the time, so in a daze, what, hehe." ”
The Emperor snorted coldly, "You just say yes or no." ”
"Your Majesty, listen to my explanation, there is a reason for it, it's not what you imagined, Chenzhen, oh" Seeing the emperor's stern eyes, Chang Wei immediately wilted, "Yes......"
The emperor immediately pointed at his nose and scolded angrily: "Hmph, I promised you ten sisters, and I also allowed you to take concubines, why are you so unlucky?"
Ke Yinyue felt Xiao Chang Wei's weakness and sat back honestly, but the next moment, she stretched out her lilac tongue, licked her red lips, and threw Chang Wei a debauched wink.
"Nima, it's damn, this slut!"
Fortunately, Ke Yinyue finally moved to the emperor's side, which made Chang Wei breathe a sigh of relief, and the emperor scolded for a while, seeing that Chang Wei was submissive, he lowered his eyebrows and confessed his guilt again and again, and his anger disappeared.
He scolded with a smile: "Okay, I spared you this time, and next time, I will definitely castrate you and send you to the palace on an errand!"
Chang Weicheng wiped his sweat in fear and said: "Your Majesty, it was really the assassin who used an aphrodisiac that time, and the minister made a big mistake." ”
"Ridiculous!" the Emperor reappeared, "what do assassins do with aphrodisiacs to kill people? Oh, I know, you designed the assassination, right? You let people use aphrodisiacs, and then get that Sutai into your hands, and then make her obey you?"
Chang Wei hurriedly waved his hand, "Wronged, Your Majesty, the assassin and the aphrodisiac really have nothing to do with the minister, it was the Red Sect monk who was denounced for doing it! The minister has witnesses, Tang Jinyi can testify, and the captain of the Khan's court guard, Hagenbas, can also testify, that battle was really dangerous, and more than 100 people died." Those monks also said that they would take away Su Tai and Dafu Jinna Wooden Bell to enjoy it, so they used aphrodisiacs. ”
The emperor stared at him coldly and did not speak, Ke Yinyue stretched out her palm to pinch the emperor's shoulder at the right time, stared at Chang Wei with a pair of charming eyes that were about to drip water, and said softly: "Grandpa Guo, then Su Tai must be very beautiful." ”
Chang Wei glanced at the emperor and said with a dry smile: "Su Tai is not bad on the grassland, but it is difficult to compare with a woman in the Central Plains, and it is even more difficult to compare with Mrs. ”
Ke Yinyue's eyes flew wildly, and the flowers and branches trembled, "Giggles, Grandpa Guo is really good at talking." ”
"Hmph, you also moved your lust heart for such a woman?" Although the emperor was still questioning, his expression completely relaxed.
Chang Wei lowered his head and argued: "No, it's really poisoned." ”
The Emperor immediately got up and walked towards the depths of the Warm Pavilion, "Qubble! Come in with me!" Ke Yinyue walked back with the emperor's arm and hooked her hand at Chang Wei.
Chang Wei hesitated for a moment before he followed, and Wang Tiqian, who was waiting outside the curtain, just followed, and the emperor shouted, "You all retreat!"
The warm pavilion is on the left and right and the rear of the Qianqing official, and the so-called warm pavilion is a small room separated from the big house for the cold. There are nine rooms on the left and right of the warm pavilion of the Qianqing Palace, which are divided into two floors, and each room has a bed, which is convenient for the concubines to sleep. Due to the large number of rooms and beds, few people knew where the emperor slept every night, which could prevent assassination.
Chang Wei followed up and saw that there were stairs connected to the left and right, and there were curtains around it, like a labyrinth. I followed one of them, but I saw that there was a bathtub the size of half a room in the room.
To be exact, it should be a bath, this wooden pool is boxy, and there are bath stools, small water wheels, wooden chairs and cork platforms like beds, the pool is divided into several parts of different sizes, and the clear water, orchid soup, and fragrant soup are separated from each other, which looks beautiful and exquisite.
Chang Wei smiled lightly and said, "This bath should be from the emperor's skillful hand." ”
"Yes!" the Emperor said with a smile, "I will make it myself for daily use." ”
Without saying a word, Ke Yinyue recruited a team of palace maids, everyone carried wooden barrels, added enough water, tested the water temperature, and Ke Yinyue began to take off the dragon robe for the emperor.
"Hold the grass, what do you want to do with me in the bath, big brother emperor? I would be happy to see a beauty out of the bath, but you are a man, what is there to look at!" When Chang Wei was embarrassed, the emperor was already clean and slippery.
Just when he was complaining, the thin silk dress on Ke Yinyue's body, the red bandeau inside, the belly, and the silk pants were all taken off.
Then, helping the emperor to step into the bath, the emperor sat down and waved his hand: "Yin Yue, go and serve Fearless!"
"Hold the grass and serve me, big brother, is this appropriate? Hey, isn't it called that bustard-like grandma now?"
Ke Yinyue came out of the bath again, shaking the twin peaks that trembled slightly, twisting the waist of the water snake and walking towards Chang Wei, "Big, it's really big." ”
This woman has plump breasts, fat buttocks, and a snake waist, fair complexion, and a plump figure, and the pair of murder weapons is the largest Chang Wei has ever seen.
In a daze, Ke Yinyue had already skillfully untied his python dragon robe, and Chang Wei said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty, this is not in line with etiquette, the minister doesn't dare." ”
"What's wrong with etiquette? The historians and the idle people have all been driven away by me, and besides, don't want the monarch and the ministers, now you can call me by my name or eldest brother. ”
The cold sweat that was often intimidated broke out, "The minister doesn't dare." ”
The Emperor leaned back on the cushion of the bath and looked at him and laughed, "Don't pretend, brother, you're not an honest man!"
If you say this, "Then, the minister's decree!"
The clothes had been taken off by Ke Yinyue while speaking, and the emperor stared at Chang Wei twice, and sighed, "No wonder you have so many women, that is not a small word, how can you say it in the black words of your rivers and lakes?"
Chang Wei scratched his head and said: "Chang Wei, no wonder you kid can seduce so many women, it turns out that the capital is not small." ”
"Hehe, isn't it a business to pay back the capital? ”
Chang Wei laughed dryly, and hurriedly got into the water from the other end of the pool, so as not to make a fool of himself.
Ke Yinyue cleaned the emperor in an extremely sultry posture, then pulled out the water and put a baffle under it, put the orchid soup away, and then put the fragrant soup on the other side to wash it again, and then put clean water.
At this time, Chang Wei discovered that the depth of the baths varied, and the end was extremely ingenious. After that, Chang Wei didn't dare to look at it, this was the real Living Spring Palace......
The clouds and rain stopped, and Ke Yinyue took a few breaths of secret, exuding a bewitching luster.
Chang Wei lowered his head quietly, but boundless waves surged in his heart, "No wonder the emperor has no heirs, he was originally sucked dry by this demon girl!"
When the emperor was sleeping in the bath, Ke Yinyue wrapped a robe, went outside, and quickly took out wine and refreshments, and put them on the low table in the pool.
The emperor said lazily: "Yin Yue, go and serve Dreadnought." ”
How dare Chang Wei really agree? His brain was running rapidly, and then he said: "Your Majesty, what do you think of the steam locomotive that the minister envisioned?"
When the emperor heard this, he was really interested, "Yes, hurry up and talk about the steam locomotive!" (To be continued.) )