"Who are you?"

A middle-aged man stood on the stage, and the judges' faces were not very good-looking. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info This middle-aged man has a dark face, vulgar facial features, and his appearance alone is seriously not up to standard.

"Villain He Chao, there is a special talent to perform today. He Chao also knew that he looked shabby, and he wanted to use his talent to improve his score.

"What's your talent?" the host asked.

"The villain is going to perform pig killing. ”

After that, He Chao lay on the ground, and let out a miserable pig cry from his mouth, as if he was about to be delayed.

The faces of the ten judges were wonderful. it, you're here to tease me, this is also a talent show? Needless to say, He Chao was brushed off.

"The girl's name?"

He Yuhou is a charming young woman, and she calls herself Ye Meili.

"What kind of talent does Miss Ye want to perform?" Ye Meili scored 7.8 points in the appearance category, it depends on the talent.

Ye Meili grinned: "The concubine body wants to perform ventriloquism." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she took out a banana from her body, and then in front of everyone's eyes, she stretched out her tongue and swallowed the banana in her mouth, swallowing it continuously, and moaning, which made the man laugh strangely, and the woman's face blushed.

After a while, Ye Meili took the banana out of her mouth, and the banana peel had been stripped off by her tongue.

"Bastard, bad morals!"

The ten judges were so angry that they all had to make a haircut, which ...... This can also be called a talent? It is estimated that only those who often visit the Qinglou like it.

"Who are you?"

After experiencing He Chao and Ye Meili, the judges' attitude became very bad, and they said to the people standing on the stage at the moment.

"Hello teachers, I'm Lu Da Bird, and everyone calls me Lu Da Bird with four eyebrows. "The man was tall, and his mustache was as slender and beautiful as his eyebrows.

Lu Da...... Ah, you, are you the big bird of Lu who is known as the Lingxi has two fingers and is a bird among people?" everyone was shocked, and the judges were not calm.

Brush Brush Brush!

The ten judges didn't even discuss, and all of them held up ten-point signs. This is Lu Da Bird's hero, alas, I heard that he is the king of connections in the rivers and lakes, so he must not be offended.

Lu Da Niao wanted to perform his talent, but he was immediately rejected by the judges and let him pass the test directly.

"What do you mean, just this obscene man can have a very good look, and he is not a good person at first glance. ”

"Are you judges collectively blind? And you don't even need to be talented?"

Seeing that Lu Daniao actually overwhelmed Wei Qiulin, Wei Qiulin's female fans were not happy and made a big noise. It wasn't until the master of the Lu family who maintained order tried his best to use his tongue and both soft and hard that he stopped his anger.

"Who is Your Excellency?"

After Lu Da Bird, there was a man in white standing on the stage. The man in white is very cool, holding a sword in one hand, and his head is slightly lowered at forty-five degrees, even if someone asks him, he looks like he loves birds but not birds.

"My surname is Dongmen, my name is Blowing Rain, and I have loved swords all my life. The man in white said coldly, looking lonely.

Wow! There was a voice of adoration in the audience.

"It turns out that the swordsman Dongmen hero who doesn't cry is really cool. ”

"Hero, is your brother Dongmen bragging about how he has been doing lately?"

The audience was excited.

The ten judges coughed a few times, and immediately gave ten points in unison. I heard that Dongmen Fuyu is a person who pursues perfection, and if he doesn't give him ten points, it won't be fun to draw his sword directly.

As for the talent show, who would dare to let this cool maniac perform his talent? The show kills people almost the same.

One person after another stood in front of the stage, scrutinized by the judges and the audience. If they look okay, some crooked melons and cracked dates come to power, and they are immediately scolded, as if they have done something that heaven and earth do not tolerate.

Tang Fengyue reported his name and called the registration fee of five taels of silver, which was watched with relish in the background.

The Lu family specially invited several female makeup artists to dress up the contestants, but Tang Fengyue sternly refused. What are you kidding, just the uncle's handsome appearance, any makeup is an insult, okay.

Finally, it was Tang Fengyue's turn to appear. As soon as he took the stage, the noisy crowd underground immediately fell silent, as if they had collectively lost their voices.

Tang Fengyue had a smile on the corner of her mouth, a green shirt fluttering, a ribbon of the same color tied on the top of her head, and the whole person was like a fairy in the dust, showing extraordinary charm under the sun.

"Ahh ”

"Look, his skin is so white, he doesn't even have any blemishes, and his smile is so sunny, oh my God, how can he be so good-looking?"

The screams of women were mixed with the jealous eyes of many men, and Tang Fengyue stood on the stage, secretly refreshed in her heart. He casually glanced at the crowd. Some women were swept away by his gaze, and immediately let out an exclamation, covering their hearts, shouting that they couldn't do it.

The ten judges glanced at each other, smiled bitterly, and finally raised the ten-point sign for the third time.

"What do you call Childe?" the moderator asked.

Tang Fengyue said casually: "My name is Xiao Ritian. ”

The host exclaimed: "Childe's name is really as domineering as a person, I don't know what talent to perform?"

Tang Fengyue said mysteriously: "What I perform requires a woman's cooperation." I wonder which girl would be willing to make it easier for her to go down?"

A group of women in the audience raised their hands one after another, scrambling to be the first. The last handsome woman came on stage, and when she saw Tang Fengyue's evil smile, her heart couldn't help jumping.

Tang Fengyue walked up to the woman, reached out and touched her back lightly, then withdrew her hand. "My talent show is over. ”

Huh? Is that the end of it?

The host asked suspiciously: "Young Master Xiao Ritian, dare to ask what your talent is ......?"

Tang Fengyue replied lazily: "The talent I perform is to untie a woman's bra." ”

Everyone was stunned. The handsome woman suddenly let out an earth-shattering scream, her whole face turned red, her hands clasped her chest, and she quickly fled into the crowd.

"It's so unreasonable, shameless, morally corrupt, it's simply humiliating, and it should be given zero points!"

An old man slammed the table angrily, so angry that his hair stood on end. Several of the other judges were also angry. Is this kid having a bubble in his brain, they are evaluating the star of hope in martial arts, not the star of the thief!

Lu Shaoyou laughed, looked at Tang Fengyue with deep meaning, and suddenly summoned someone and said a few words in that person's ear. As a result, the man went to the judges and said something.

Then, the group of old men who were clamoring to give zero points were all dish, and gave Tang Fengyue a high score of eight points, so that he successfully entered the second round.

"Xianggong, why do you want to let the disciple enter the next round?" Shen Yan looked at her husband suspiciously.

Lu Shaoyou said: "This little guy is very interesting, and it is a pity to be eliminated." Seeing Shen Yan staring at him strangely, Lu Shaoyou had no choice but to smile.