Chang Wei turned around and snapped his fingers, and nodded Zhang San and Li Si with his chin, "Cat and dog, get out of the way of the young master." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hey, we have names!"

"Little whore, you're too arrogant. ”

"You guys are still too naïve, squat for the young master and learn better!"

With a flick of his sleeve and drove away Zhang San and Li Si, Chang Wei slapped his sword on the table, and said loudly: "The spring water is new, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, it is not as good as you; Hearing this name, everyone knows what kind of sect Chunfeng Tang is, if you don't know it, go to the Huichun Hall Pharmacy to take a look, there is a medicine ** Feng Yi Yi Pill there, and the men who want to go to the Qinhuai River are happy but have a weak heart need this thing, so Chunfeng Tang is a sect that specializes in stealing incense and stealing jade!"

There was laughter in the stands, "Hahaha! Xie Yuangong is so eloquent!"

"That's a good point, but it seems like you're talking about yourself, right?"

"Like you, you're a whore. ”

Chang Wei shook his head and said: "Everyone, I am called a romantic and suave person, and Chunfeng Hall is also this way, otherwise how can my Ming Law tolerate them? Stealing incense and stealing jade is not illegal, you are naïve! Chunfeng Hall is located in Jingshi, just listen to this name: Yulang Jun, Jade Linfeng, Feng Pian, Merry Child, and Extraordinary, do you have a kind of beautiful young man in the wind of the jade tree, who looks after himself in the mirror and sleeps all night; why is the dawn dream too early, and the feeling of being troubled by the jade appearance and ice posture?"

Zhang San immediately picked up the **** thief outside, it's not terrible, I'm afraid that the thief is educated, everyone! Please take care of your daughter-in-law, fortunately, my wife is dead, and the two sons have grown up!"

Li Si was not to be left behind, "When the prostitute is so fresh and refined, it is worthy of the prostitute Xie Yuan! Brothers, please recognize Chang Wei, the number one prostitute in the rivers and lakes, and his henchman Chunfeng Tang!"

At this time, the people in the stands were about to laugh, and even the Emei disciples standing on the field were holding back their laughter, but Chang Wei didn't care, but stood in front of the box and pointed at the Emei disciples and said: "When I haven't stepped into the rivers and lakes, I thought that Emei Mountain was full of nuns!

"Yes!"

"What don't you know?" Chang Wei said in surprise: "Okay, let me introduce it to you, it is rumored that Su Qingcheng once promised that no matter whether it is an old man who is over the age or a weak young man with drooping temples, whether it is a beggar begging along the street or a rich man in the world, whether it is a girl in a green house or a girl in the boudoir, as long as she can touch her heart, she can marry her as a wife and concubine." ”

Those who had heard it in the stands shouted loudly: "Damn, what a fox, Lao Tzu must get her hands." ”

"Grandma's, this little cousin is really prodigal. ”

Wei Liangdong, who was in the box in the front row, was stunned and shouted, "Damn, there are still such rumors?

The Jinyi guard who was guarding the side immediately replied: "Master Hou, this is the real thing, Su Qingcheng personally admitted it." ”

I only heard Chang Wei say: "Look, the first contest of the Chunfeng Hall Yulangjun and Emei Su Chengcheng is not a poem? Yulang-kun must be careful!"

These words made the good deeds in the stands follow the trend and coaxed: "Damn! Are you a golden plum or a martial arts competition?"

"Charming ** heart Su Allure, this name is even louder!"

"The lewd thief **** just happens to be a pair, you two just don't fight, go down and do good things. ”

Rao is Su Qingcheng is accustomed to seeing the world and can't withstand tens of thousands of people coaxing the seedlings, turned around and glared at Chang Wei viciously, and the young woman at the scene was even more slight, Gao Liangcai shouted again and again: "Chang Meng, please pay attention to the wording, don't say things that have nothing to do with the competition." ”

Chang Wei responded: "Okay! Let's enjoy this dragon and phoenix, Yulangjun's contest against Su Tingcheng will start now! Please pay attention, Su Tingcheng has a sword in his hand that sharpens iron like clay, I have had the honor to use it, everyone pay attention not to the owner of the sword, but it! I know how powerful it is, you must be careful in the future, otherwise the beauty will not be stolen and sent to the palace." ”

"Su Chengcheng first sacrificed a trick of the immortal to guide the way, hey, no! How did it point to the collapse of Yulangjun? Well, this trick should be called a tigress picking mushrooms; Yulangjun is worthy of being a lewd thief, such a fast body and elegant posture, and he used the wind and willows to live, and this good hand among the lewd thieves has been flying around Su Tingcheng, as if Su Tingcheng is the one who flies the kite!"

"Okay! Su Qingcheng counterattacked, Emei Qinggong Crane Chongtian was interpreted by her as a classic, Yulangjun changed his body, and the two danced in the air like colorful butterflies flying with wings, which was the most ornamental competition in the martial arts conference so far. At this moment, I can't help but think of a poem, how can he be like Bo Xing Jinyilang, who wishes to fly on the same day. Tsk, this sentence can just be applied to Tang Jinyi, the third young man of the Tang Sect, and everyone knows that Tang San has rejected Su Qingcheng's love a few times......"

"Please pay attention to the two players of Nong and My Nong, the time of a quarter of an hour is coming soon! Okay, Yulangjun has begun to fight back! Tut-tut, a good move The black tiger was forced to pick grapes by his obscene immortals!

"Okay, okay, Chengcheng is careful and has successfully avoided this obscene move, let's cheer for her! Come on Amitabha, Chengcheng seems to be angry, these swords are called a flowing water and mellow and free, Yulangjun, don't jump around, be careful of your life!"

"Immeasurable my Tianzun, Su Chengcheng has become a tigress, at this moment I just want to use a song to express my nervousness, the little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai The old monk has an explanation, the woman under the mountain is a tiger and must be avoided!"

"Wait, the lewd man used the legendary milk grabbing dragon claw hand, it's too obscene, hey, how did you become empty-handed into the white blade?

"The countdown begins, and there is not much time left for the two!Three-two-one, stop! The competition is over!Emei ended in the first draw with Chunfeng Hall, and the first beauty in the south of the Yangtze River, Su Qingcheng and Yulangjun, each scored one point!"

"After the two of them stood side by side, it was really like a song, I will sing it, one is Langyuan Xianbao, and the other is Meiyu flawless! Okay, without further ado, let's invite the second group of Emei and Chunfeng Tang players to appear, they are,"

As he was talking, Su Chengcheng walked up to him quickly, and Yulangjun followed half a step behind, "Oh?

Su Qicheng's temples trembled, "What the hell are you talking nonsense?"

Yu Langjun said with a smile: "Brother Chang's eloquence is really admirable, could it be that he is a teacher of Mr. Fengchun Liu Jingting?"

Chang Wei looked dazed, "Although Liu Jingting, the ancestor of storytelling, is from Nantong Prefecture, I really haven't seen him, I only heard his apprentice Ye Jianyuan say a few times." ”

Gao Liangcai coughed a few times and said: "The leader of the Chang League seems to have some personal matters, and the next competition will be commented on by Zhang San and Li Si." ”

"Okay!" Zhang San and Li Sihuan screamed and were about to run to the commenting seat, only to hear a huge noise from the stands: "No, we have to listen to the little lewd thief talk about the golden bottle!"

"Yes, if the little thief doesn't tell the story, we will refund the ticket!"

"The little whore thief sings so well, we still have to listen to it!"

Chaotianque laughed, "The people of the entire rivers and lakes are inquiring about the origin of the master of the Chang League, and today I learned that he is a disciple of the famous Ye Jianyuan......" (To be continued.) )