Through the observation of the past few days, Chen Haoran thinks that he should know Sha Wujing very well, this guy still looks like a very good person, and he is usually a person who is very obedient to the arrangement, why is his temper suddenly so irritable now, Chen Haoran is very confused.

Even if you believe in Buddhism and think that this kind of kissing should not be done in broad daylight, there is no need to throw your bicycle out and kill living beings, you must know that killing is also a very important precept of Buddhism.

Chen Haoran's head is big, and he doesn't know how to explain to the police after he died, saying that he deceived the sand monks in Journey to the West and there are monsters, and then he went on a killing spree?

"Otherwise, I'll run......" Chen Haoran said with his head bowed.

The madman was also surprised, shouting Chen Haoran's name for Chen Haoran to see.

Chen Haoran looked up, and then was taken aback.

Although the sculpture is broken, but the broken upper section does not move, still sitting in the lower half of the section, the bicycle thrown over is embedded in the upper and lower sculptures, the left side of the bicycle is a slightly chubby girl, and on the right is the little woman with plump breasts, fat buttocks, obviously the two of them are not injured at all.

Chen Haoran was amazed, when Sha Wujing threw out the bicycle, he had a very good grasp of the strength and the size of the bicycle itself, and threw it very well. The sculpture was broken, it didn't fall, and the bike didn't touch the two women impartially.

A master is a master!

But what about the person in the middle, it is obvious that Sha Wujing is going for the person in the middle, is it the Buddha's rules and precepts that educate him that he should not be so attentive or- that man is a monster?

Chen Haoran couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly looked for the trace of the post-90s just now, and sure enough, the post-90s young man had no shadow at all, and Chen Haoran suddenly became scared.

Of course Chen Haoran was afraid. Thinking about the fight just now, he was beaten by three women, why do you still want to fight monsters now? Isn't this looking for death? The more Chen Haoran thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he couldn't help but hug Sha Wujing's left arm with his two arms, and Chen Haoran was still trembling slightly.

Someone pointed to Sha Wujing and said:

"It's him, it's the bike he lost!" someone said, pointing to Sha Wujing.

"Is that him?

"You're sick, what are you doing with my bike?"

......

Suddenly, someone pointed at Chen Haoran and said:

"Look, look, look, two same-sexual, sexual, and sexual, guess which one is the offense. Which one is subject to?"

"Obviously, the green-skinned face is attacking, and the injured face is suffering, you see the little bird with the injury on the face!

......

Chen Haoran slowly came back to his senses, listened to the voices of the people around him, and thought: What kind of homosexuality, what kind of face is hurt? Who is this talking about?

The madman walked over, broke Chen Haoran's arm hard, and sighed first: "Alas. I don't see it, you are very open, even if you are open, don't be here, this is a commercial street, and it is difficult for the villagers to accept such advanced ideas. ”

"Crazy, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The madman said, "Didn't you hear, they are all saying that you two are homosexual? Don't be too affectionate!"

"You're sick, people are talking about people with wounds on their faces!

The madman was silent. lowered his head and just broke Chen Haoran's arm vigorously.

Sha Wujing looked down at Chen Haoran and said very gently, "Isn't there a wound on your face?"

Chen Haoran looked dazed, and didn't remember any accidents he had. How could there be an injury, so he let go of Sha Wujing's arm and began to caress his face with his hand.

As Chen Haoran's hand moved, a hot pain pierced his heart from his face.

It hurts so much!

Chen Haoran had a wound on his face, but Chen Haoran couldn't remember how he got it, so he turned his head and asked the madman next to him: "Crazy." How did I get the wound on my face? Why don't I remember?"

The madman still lowered his head and said lightly: "Didn't you get beaten up by three girls just now......

Chen Haoran suddenly woke up, they had a fight in the small alley just now, could it be that the three women just now gave him a heavy hand on his face?

When Chen Haoran thought of this, he couldn't help but start touching his face with his hand again-the fire is burning!

He***!

Chen Haoran scolded vigorously in his heart! The old saying is good. These three crazy girls look beautiful and moving, how can they be inhumane when they move! If others ask in the future, how can this be answered?

......

"Chen Haoran, who hit you in the face?"

"I was beaten by three girls!"

"Beaten by a girl?"

"It's three!"

"You are too wasteful, a big man was beaten by a woman, and such a shameful thing can be done?"

"Three people, very murderous!"

"Alas, you're too!"

"Hey, hey, don't go, they're really murderous...... , hey, don't go, listen to me!"

......

It's a shame to think about.

Chen Haoran's hatred!

Just when Chen Haoran was entangled, a white shadow suddenly flew down from the sky and landed in front of him and Sha Wujing.

"Smack!"

He stood firm.

Chen Haoran saw it, this is the guy born in the 90s just now, with yellow hair on one head, and then wearing a white fashion outfit, the feeling of being very energetic.

Chen Haoran was shocked!

Sha Wujing's movement, that skill, and that strength just now...... But this guy is still alive, and he still fell from the sky, could it be that he is really a monster?

Chen Haoran suddenly became nervous again, and reached out to hug Sha Wujing's left arm again.

Sha Wujing was obviously not used to this look, and shook Chen Haoran's arm vigorously, but he didn't break free.

"Monk Sha, it turns out that you like chrysanthemums!

"What kind of chrysanthemum peony, how can a monk mess with flowers and grass! Leader, lead you to let go!"

Chen Haoran tugged tighter.

The reason why Chen Haoran hugged him tighter was because there was a gust of wind blowing just now, and he saw something on the head of the yellow-haired boy opposite, although he didn't see what that thing was, but that thing was definitely not human. Coupled with the fact that this guy in white doesn't look like an alien, the only explanation is that this guy is really a monster. Chen Haoran shuddered.

The guy who looked like a post-90s generation laughed, then turned his head and never looked at Chen Haoran again.

"Monk Sha, you like chrysanthemums and you can be regarded as avant-garde, why is your vision and level so low, at least find a good-looking one. It's good to have a little white face!"

Sha Wujing: "I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Actually, this guy's face is a little darker than other people's words, but compared to your Sha monk's green-skinned face, it's a little white face......!

Sha monk: "The leader didn't wear makeup, he was beaten by others, just now he didn't fight back, scolded and didn't fight back, and the spirit of the Buddha said, 'I don't go to hell, who goes to hell'." I'm moving!"

But the guy in yellow and white didn't seem to listen to what Sha Wujing was saying, he just bit his lip and racked his brains to think of a word.

"Chrysanthemum residue! Yes, yes, this flavor is chrysanthemum residue!"

Chen Haoran understood, it turned out that this guy really thought that he and Sha Wujing had a Brokeback Mountain? Isn't this a great shame? Other things can be backed down, but how can such a principled thing be backed down?

Chen Haoran was furious! Suddenly, a wave of blood surged into his heart.

"Who are you? What nonsense are you talking about here! Brother is a pure master. Brother loves women, don't talk nonsense about you!"

The yellow-haired and white-clothed guy obviously had a bad temper, so he grabbed Chen Haoran with his left hand, and he was about to hit with his right hand.

Chen Haoran was suddenly frightened, and his arms holding Sha Wujing tightened even more.

Sha Wujing obviously felt it, but he was not overly impulsive this time, but was very calm and calm, and said lightly: "He is Chen Haoran!"

How Chen Haoran looked forward to this Sha Wujing protecting him at this time. Looking forward to Sha Wujing showing his strength again, his ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons. But when he heard Sha Wujing's words, his heart suddenly became cold.

Chen Haoran thought to himself: What's wrong with me Chen Haoran, I'm not the king of heaven, you Sha Wujing, why do you always drop the chain at critical moments.

"You're sick!" Chen Haoran couldn't help but shouted angrily.

Sha Wujing was a little aggrieved, and said in a low voice: "Leader, he won't dare to hit you!"

"You're sick!"

Chen Haoran was really scared and angry. In the face of this wasted Sha Wujing, he didn't know what to do.

But things really seem to be as Sha Wujing said, the guy with yellow hair and white clothes really didn't beat Chen Haoran.

Sha Wujing laughed, obviously going for the yellow-haired guy in white. The yellow-haired guy in white was very angry, so he grabbed Chen Haoran's collar with both hands and dragged Chen Haoran over.

"Don't think you're afraid to hit you, boy. Ye can teach you a lesson at any time, you give me a little care! As long as you make Ye unhappy, I am really welcome!"

Chen Haoran sweats like rain!

Sha Wujing acted as if he hadn't seen it, and dealt with it calmly, did he still sneer a few times.

The yellow-haired and white-clothed guy looked at Sha Wujing and then at Chen Haoran, then let go of his hand and turned towards the sculpture, and stretched out his hand and waved at the young woman with plump breasts, fat buttocks and buttocks under the sculpture seat.

Sha Wujing shouted: "Stop! What do you want to do?"

The yellow-haired man in white pointed at the young woman, then raised his index finger and shook it, saying, "You don't understand!"

"Don't you remember Master's words and Buddha's words?"

"Remember, 'color is emptiness,' so I didn't do anything!

Obviously, Sha Wujing didn't know how to debate, and suddenly he didn't know what to say, and his face and neck were flushed with urgency. Just anxiously said, "You can't go!"

The yellow-haired guy in white looked back at him: "Monk Sha, what if I go?"

Sha Wujing was provoked, glared angrily and said, "You can't go, Master's face, Buddha's face, and the entire Heavenly Court's face will be ruined by you!"

"Hmph! My dad is Ao Run!"

After saying that, the young man in yellow hair and white clothes flew out.

Chen Haoran stared at him with wide eyes, thinking to himself Isn't this a monster, he will fly. Why didn't Sha Wujing surrender him?

At this time, I looked at Sha Wujing's face, which was even greener, a bit like spinach, which startled Chen Haoran.

"Sha Wujing, isn't he a monster?"

Sha Wujing gritted his teeth and said, "No!"

"And what is he?"

"It's the little white dragon!"

"Little White Dragon?!"

Chen Haoran was shocked in his heart, this is the little white dragon who worked hard and carried Tang Seng all day long in Journey to the West? In addition to this good kung fu, the temper is still exaggerated compared to the current exaggerated post-90s. This is also too unexpected, how can the little white dragon say that he is also a thousand years old, right? Why don't you understand the accident at all, why is it not mature at all?

"My dad is Ao Yan!"

Chen Haoran remembered that Xiao Bailong said this, and he understood it immediately. The background is hard, and the background is hard and lawless.

Chen Haoran remembered what the Jade Emperor said, but all immortals can't use spells casually in the mortal world, but looking at the appearance of this little white dragon is completely ignoring the Jade Emperor's orders.

Alas, it seems that these rules and precepts are for these ordinary immortals to observe. Not including these people who have a backstage at all. These people are the legendary noble disciples, the combination of the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich!

After Chen Haoran understood, he didn't like this little white dragon from the bottom of his heart.

Chen Haoran said to Sha Wujing: "Can't you have some way, take care of him?"

Sha Wujing's face was sad.

Chen Haoran asked, "Can you beat him?"

"It should be able to fight!"

"Alright, then you can defeat him and take him back to our dormitory! Don't embarrass us here, we'll all be watched! I'm not a zoo orangutan!"

Sha Wujing also seemed to be very angry, and when Chen Haoran said this, it suddenly made him seem as if he had a false holy decree. He shouted: "Where to go! Little White Dragon, you will obediently follow me back today! Look at my means!"

Sha Wujing also flew over and began to fight at the little white dragon.

At this time, the little white dragon had just held the young woman in his arms. At this time, he suddenly let her go, and then came to meet the impact of Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing flew away with a punch first, and the little white dragon just dodged, and the fist just hit the sculpture behind him, and the sculpture couldn't stand the power and suddenly flew down. The onlookers below quickly dodged away.

Finding that the sculpture fell without causing casualties, Chen Haoran breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Chen Haoran shouted: "Sha Wujing is a prosperous urban area, you can't go anywhere else!"

Sha Wujing has been educated a lot by the Buddha and Cream Xuanzang all day long, and the sculpture that fell just now startled him, and he heard Chen Haoran say this. As if he suddenly remembered something, he said, "Little White Dragon, do you dare to compare with me somewhere else?"

The little white dragon snorted: "Why don't you dare, I wanted to settle the old accounts with you and the new ones." ”

"Okay! Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

Sha Wujing jumped and stepped on a cloud and flew away, and the little white dragon kissed the young woman slowly, then turned around and stepped on a cloud to chase away.

Chen Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't in the downtown area, as long as it didn't hurt people, what did it matter if they beat you to the death.

Just when Chen Haoran thought it was okay, the madman tugged at his clothes from behind, and then pointed to Chen Haoran at the onlookers around him.

Chen Haoran was startled, all the people around him were staring at him with an eye that looked at aliens, and their expectant eyes were waiting for Chen Haoran's explanation.

Chen Haoran suddenly remembered that there was a movie called "The Man in Black", and the man in black always took out a camera that could make people lose their memories when they encountered this situation, and when they clicked it, everyone didn't remember anything.

Chen Haoran wants to have this kind of thing most at the moment. He touched it into his arms, and actually touched something - a five-yuan general cigarette.

Chen Haoran took out this box of cigarettes when his brain was deprived of oxygen, and then handed cigarettes to the people around him, whether they were men or women, old or young, he handed them cigarettes.

It was obvious that Chen Haoran's brain was short-circuited.

The madman also felt that Chen Haoran was not quite right, but he couldn't think of any good way at this time, so he just tugged on Chen Haoran's clothes in the back, hoping that he would come to his senses.

It may be that the madman was too hard for a while, and Chen Haoran was suddenly dragged to it.

There was a little girl about five years old who was being held next to her, and she didn't hold the ice cream in her hand, and it fell on Chen Haoran's face.

Chen Haoran touched his face. Then, as if he had woken up, he stood up and said to everyone: "Everyone, all the uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters, handsome guys and beauties, little brothers and sisters, we are making movies, we are making movies just now, we are shooting not bad, right? This is director Zhang Yimou's latest masterpiece, thank you for your cooperation just now." Thank you!"

It seems that everyone doesn't believe Chen Haoran's remarks, although most of these people have never seen what it is like to make a real movie, but they also know a little bit of the so-called tightrope pulling and doing stunts, and the scene of the movie is actually not very good-looking, but today's actions are definitely more real than before, and they know that this explanation is difficult to satisfy them.

Everyone was expecting this Chen Haoran to give a better explanation, Chen Haoran couldn't explain, if he told them that this was an immortal, I don't know if they would believe it.

Chen Haoran made up his mind. I didn't care so much, smiled at everyone, and then said: "Technology is advancing, and the film industry is also advancing, if everyone doesn't believe it, forget it." ”

Chen Haoran hurriedly turned around and dragged the madman away. When he rushed out of the bustling crowd, Chen Haoran clearly saw that the police had arrived, and if they were a little late, they would definitely be taken to the police station for questioning, after all, a bicycle was broken. The sculpture cow in the middle of the road was also destroyed, and it smelled when the time came. Everyone must say that he broke it when he made the movie.

Chen Haoran didn't care so much, and dragged the madman desperately to run.

After about a few blocks, Chen Haoran finally stopped, and then kept panting with the madman.

"I, say...... Chen Haoran: Don't run, you can't run!"

"Ahh Let's take a breath!"

"What, are we still going to buy furniture?"

"Go, why don't you go? I'm still waiting for the Jade Emperor to send the fairy down. ”

"Okay, let's go shopping again!"

So Chen Haoran and the madman stood up straight again, still panting for breath. At this time, a fat girl in red clothes suddenly ran past them with a snort.

The madman sighed and said, "Why do people think of thinness as beauty now? Isn't this chubby girl quite feminine?"

Chen Haoran also stared at the girl's big ass running over for a long time, and then said: "It's a taste of being a mother!"

The madman said disdainfully: "No culture, this is a woman's dripping taste! You have a love and mother complex in your line of work (hang, the meaning of the guy)!"

Chen Haoran: "Get out! I heard the eldest lady in our community say before that a woman with a big belly gives birth to a son!"

The madman looked at Chen Haoran in amazement: "I didn't expect you to have patriarchal thoughts!"

"There's a fart, I'm just interested in things that smell like women. If you don't believe me, you can stuff two steamed buns on your chest, and I'll look at you twice. ”

The madman laughed: "It's a pity that I can't hang up!"

"That's right!"

......

Just as they were discussing hanging two steamed buns on the madman's chest, the fat girl who ran over ran back again.

When she came to her, she stopped, panting, and said, "I can catch up with you, you are running too fast, but I am tired!"

Chen Haoran said inexplicably: "Beauty, you're joking." We just saw you running past us, why did you chase us again?"

The girl blushed slightly, and said embarrassedly: "I was chasing you, but I was too excited to chase you, and I ran over!

Chen Haoran's eyes widened, and he said softly: "This is okay?!"

Chen Haoran stabilized his emotions and asked, "Beauty, we have never met, what are you chasing us for?"

The fat girl's face flushed slightly, and she laughed heartily, and the voice was very similar to that of a mature old woman, not at all like the sound of a little girl laughing.

"You hate it! Just a few words to me, and you called me a beauty twice, you are really a knowledgeable person!"

Chen Haoran suddenly felt a little dizzy, and the things in his stomach began to turn up at noon, "beauty" is just a title, but this fat girl seems to like this title very much, Chen Haoran estimates that few people usually call her "beauty", so she has such impulsive emotions.

Chen Haoran suddenly summed up in his heart: Saying a few words of "beauty" to those reluctant girls is to contribute to the harmony of the big socialist family! This is charity! This is the accumulation of virtue! This is more attractive than putting a few coins in the bowl where you ask for food!

"But...... Beauty, what are you chasing after us?"

The fat girl panted and said, "I'm chasing you for my love!"

Chen Haoran was taken aback! He had heard of love at first sight for a long time, but he never believed it, coupled with his full confidence in his appearance, he also knew that this kind of thing could not happen to him, but today suddenly a chubby girl ran over and said "love" to him, which made Chen Haoran a little too excited.

Wait a minute! Chen Haoran thought silently in her heart, could the "love" she said not be herself, but a madman? You must know that from the perspective of some abnormal people, a madman is much more handsome than Chen Haoran.

Chen Haoran asked tentatively: "Beauty, I heard you right, you just said that you were chasing your ......?"

The fat girl replied with great certainty, "My love!"

Chen Haoran rubbed his hands together, very excited, and then pointed to the madman and asked the fat girl: "Is the 'love' you said is him?"

"It's not him! Look at him like that, sneaky, I love him, I'm crazy, right?"

This fat girl is very straightforward, and she comments on the madman like this in front of the madman. Even a madman who has seen a lot of wind and waves is a little embarrassed at this time, after all, a madman regards himself as an artist, how can an artist be called obscene?

Chen Haoran smiled proudly at the madman, he knew that since this girl was not coming for the madman, that was to say, the "love" she said was referring to herself.

Chen Haoran suddenly had a sunny day, Chen Haoran's eyebrows suddenly danced, and Chen Haoran suddenly had a high fever.

The madman discovered Chen Haoran's strange appearance, and based on what he had just said, he knew what Chen Haoran was thinking.

The madman said, "Don't you see that, Chen Haoran?"

Chen Haoran: "What do you see?"

Maniac: "Isn't this the fat girl who dragged the little white dragon's robe just now?"

Chen Haoran was like thunder! Suddenly woke up! (To be continued......)