Chapter 2 Molesting Chang'e

It is said that Chen Haoran returned to the Tianshan faction. When I was in my bed, I didn't even know what had happened to me. He only remembered his own affairs in the sky, and at this time, his father was not a spiritual Taoist and said, "Ran'er, what's wrong with you? A lightning bolt struck you just now, are you okay?" Chen Haoran didn't want his father to know about his heavens, so he lied and said, "It's okay, there was just a meteor flying by just now." His light just attracted me. ”

The immortal said, "Okay, then you should hurry up and have dinner." Chen Haoran said, "Okay, I'll wait out." So Chen Haoran tidied up his clothes and came out in front of the unspiritual people. I saw that the immortal Daoist looked at Chen Haoran and said, "Ran'er, how have you learned martial arts?" Chen Haoran said: "Dad, my martial arts are already good, why are you so unconfident in your son?"

The Immortal Daoist said: "It's not that I don't have confidence in your martial arts, but because next month, there will be a martial arts competition in the martial arts, and each faction will send a group of people from the next generation to compete. "I want you to participate in this rare competition, so that our Tianshan faction can stand up for power in the martial arts. "Although our Tianshan faction is as famous as Shaolin and Wudang, as long as you can win this competition of rising stars, then our Tianshan faction will be unified in the rivers and lakes." ”

When Chen Haoran heard this, he immediately said: "Okay, Dad, this up-and-coming competition, I will definitely live up to my father's high expectations." The focus is on swordsmanship, and it must make Dad and the Tianshan faction famous. When the immortal Taoist heard this, he smiled and said, "Okay, yes, I am relieved if you know how to think so." "Come, let's eat." When the time comes, I'll study swordsmanship with you. Chen Haoran said, "Okay." ”

We will not list the affairs of the Tianshan faction for the time being. Now let's talk about the situation in heaven. It is said that when Taishang Laojun sent Chen Haoran back to the mortal world, suddenly a lightning bolt struck Chen Haoran in the sky. This vision actually made Taishang Laojun disagree, but this small vision caused the fate of Chen Haoran and Taishang Laojun to change completely differently. That's an afterword.

When Taishang Laojun turned around and returned to his palace. At this time, the attendant outside the door said to Taishang Laojun: "The Jade Emperor has ordered Laojun to wait for a long time in the Tongling Palace. Taishang Laojun said, "Okay." I'll go later. Taishang Laojun then turned around and came to his inner hall, only to see a box in the inner hall, and only to see a golden pill like a ball in the box. This pill is called the Psychic Pill, one of the magic weapons of Taishang Laojun at this time, the Psychic Pill can be used for psychic use with the underworld.

I saw Taishang Laojun put the psychic pill in his hand, and I saw the psychic pill glowing black and black. A figure appeared in the light. This person is exactly the same as Taishang Laojun, only listening to Taishang Laojun in the psychic pill say to the real Taishang Laojun: "Do you really think that the Jade Emperor will be so friendly to you?" "As long as you make the slightest mistake about the movement of the Demon Gate, the Jade Emperor will punish you." ”

Taishang Laojun said: "Haha, this kind of thing will never happen, you can rest assured, obediently go back to the psychic pill." So, the Taishang Laojun in the psychic pill returned to the psychic pill angrily. What is the origin of this Taishang Laojun, and what is the relationship between them?

I saw Taishang Laojun put the psychic pill in his sleeve, stepped out of the door and came to the psychic hall to wait for the Jade Emperor. After a while, the Jade Emperor came to the Psychic Hall wearing a crown and an imperial robe. When Taishang Laojun saw the Jade Emperor, he immediately knelt down and said to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty is auspicious, I don't know what is the important matter for Your Majesty to summon Weichen to come?"

I only heard the Jade Emperor say with a pale face: "Laojun, don't you really know what I summoned you for?" Taishang Laojun said: "Weichen really doesn't know what His Majesty summoned Weichen. The Jade Emperor said, "Okay, then I'll tell you." "I heard from the spies of the mortal world that the Demon Gate is preparing to attack the earthly sects in a big way, and when they annihilate the mortal sects, they will attack our Heavenly Court. "Hearing this, what exactly are your plans?"

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he was taken aback and said, "Is it true? I really don't know, Your Majesty now says that I only know." The Jade Emperor said, "Then what countermeasures do you have?" Taishang Laojun said: "I will go to the Nine Heavens and Six Divisions to mobilize troops and horses now, and if there is any change in the mortal demon gate, I will immediately send out to counterattack them." The Jade Emperor said, "Okay, what about the kid you brought with you just now?"

Taishang Laojun said: "Your Majesty, rest assured, that kid was specially sent by me." "His main task is to help our Heavenly Court as a spy on the mortal demon gate, as long as he has any news, he will inform us immediately. The Jade Emperor said, "Okay, that's good, you can go back and prepare." Taishang Laojun said, "Okay, Your Majesty." ”

So Taishang Laojun left the Psychic Palace. When he left the Psychic Hall, a terrifying and strange smile appeared on his face. And the psychic pill in his sleeve suddenly shone brightly. This vision even didn't even know about Taishang Laojun himself. What is the reason for this?

Chang'e, a native of Yangzhou, a mythological character, is Hou Yi's wife. His beauty is extraordinary, and he became an immortal after flying into the sky and lived in the fairy palace on the moon. According to legend, one year in ancient times, ten suns appeared in the sky, which roasted the earth until it smoked, and the sea dried up, and the common people could no longer live.

This incident alarmed a hero named Hou Yi, who climbed to the top of Kunlun Mountain, used his divine power, pulled out the divine bow, and shot down nine extra suns in one go.

Hou Yi set up a miracle of the world, respected and loved by the people, many people with lofty ideals came to invest in the teacher to learn art, annihilating the deceitful and tricky, and Peng Meng, who was not right-minded, also mixed in.

Soon, Hou Yi married a beautiful and kind wife, named Chang'e, Hou Yi in addition to the art of hunting, and finally said that he was with his wife, and people envied this talented and beautiful loving couple.

One day, Hou Yi went to Kunlun Mountain to visit friends and seek Taoism, and happened to meet the Queen Mother of the West who passed by, so he asked the Queen Mother of the West for a pack of immortal medicine, it is said that taking this medicine, you can immediately ascend to heaven and become an immortal.

However, Hou Yi was reluctant to leave his wife, so he had to temporarily hand over the immortal medicine to Chang'e for collection, and Chang'e hid the medicine in the treasure box on the dresser, but was unexpectedly seen by Peng Meng.

Three days later, Hou Yi led his disciples out hunting, and Peng Meng, who had a ghost in his heart, pretended to be sick and stayed.

Soon after Hou Yi led everyone to leave, Peng Meng broke into the backyard of the inner house with a treasure book in his hand and coerced Chang'e to hand over the immortal medicine.

Chang'e knew that she was not Peng Meng's opponent, and when she was in danger, she immediately made a decision, turned around and opened the treasure box, took out the immortal medicine and swallowed it in one gulp.

Chang'e swallowed the medicine, and her body immediately floated off the ground, rushed out of the window, and flew into the sky. Because Chang'e was concerned about her husband, she flew down to the nearest moon in the world and became an immortal.

And when Taishang Laojun came out of the Psychic Palace, he didn't know his abnormal behavior. Unknowingly, I came to the moon. I saw that the smoke screen on the moon was filled, and the cranes of Caiqiao were flying all over the sky. It's like a fairyland on earth. Taishang Laojun came to the moon at a loss, only to hear him say, "Fairy Chang'e, are you there?"

I only heard a fresh voice in the distance and said: "I'm here, Lao Jun came to me, what are you doing?" I saw a young girl dressed in white chalk appeared in front of Taishang Laojun, like a fairy, with a good face and fair skin, and a young girl dressed in white appeared. This woman is Chang'e.

After Taishang Laojun saw Chang'e, he couldn't help but say, "Fairy Chang'e, you are so beautiful." Chang'e said: "Laojun, please respect yourself, although this is in the sky, the moon is the place under my jurisdiction." You can't be presumptuous. Taishang Laojun said frantically: "I'm not presumptuous, you are indeed beautiful!" "No wonder Hou Yi likes you too." ”

After Taishang Laojun finished speaking, he stretched out his hands to pull Chang'e's sleeves. When Chang'e saw it, she immediately flashed sideways, and said with an angry face: "Laojun, what are you doing here? "Heaven has its rules, and the moon has its rules. ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he immediately said: "Rules? haha, you don't even know that the moon is in the sky, and you are just a little moon fairy, and you actually came to talk to me about the rules?" "Okay, I'll tell you, the rules of heaven are to control all the gods in the sky." Including you on the moon. ”

When Chang'e heard this, she immediately became angry. You must know that Chang'e rarely loses her temper, she is a humble and polite fairy. Usually she is ** in the sky, and she is very good to people. So very popular. Chang'e said: "Laojun, I don't know what you are doing today, you actually came to my moon, and you deceived me and complemented me. "You're not usually like that. "Are you sick?"

Taishang Laojun said: "I'm sick, I'm not sick at all, how can you see that I'm sick?" Chang'e said: "From your actions, are you being careless to me?" "You are usually a righteous man and a gentleman, and you are humble and polite." Taishang Laojun seemed to be delirious at this time and said, "Is it different now?" "Then I'll be a little more presumptuous, how about it?"

After speaking, Taishang Laojun actually put his hand on Chang'e's sleeve. He put his mouth on Chang'e's face. This move really surprised Chang'e, and she was inexplicably sad and angry. Chang'e immediately raised her hands and slapped Taishang Laojun in the face as fast as lightning. said: "Lao Jun, you are an immortal in the sky, and you have done such a despicable and shameless and obscene thing. Are you still worthy of being a god?"

Taishang Laojun was slapped by Chang'e, and his face was flushed. Taishang Laojun covered his face and said, "I, what did I do?" Chang'e said, "Are you still pretending to be here?" You wanted to insult me just now. Taishang Laojun was slapped by Chang'e at this time and came to his senses, and said: "I insulted you, how can I insult you, I am a decent gentleman?"

Chang'e said: "You are a righteous gentleman, you are good to say such a thing, do you really not know what I did just now?" Taishang Laojun said in a daze: "I really don't know, I came to you like an evil spirit." Chang'e said angrily: "Okay, okay, you just pretend, I'll tell the Jade Emperor about this, and then see how you are doing." ”

Taishang Laojun immediately said aggrievedly: "Fairy Chang'e, please really don't tell the Jade Emperor, I really don't know how I could do such a thing." Chang'e said: "Needless to say, you wait to be punished." After speaking, Chang'e turned around, flew away from the moon, and went straight to the Lingxiao Palace.

When Taishang Laojun saw this, he immediately caught up and stepped forward. This is, Taishang Laojun in the psychic pill in his sleeve said: "Hehe, aren't you just going for this effect?" Taishang Laojun heard this, and immediately suddenly said: "You, you, really, this time there is a big disaster." "What exactly is their relationship? There will be an explanation later.

Now talking about Chang'e, she went straight to the Lingxiao Palace, knelt down on the steps, and cried bitterly to the Jade Emperor on the throne: "Jade Emperor, you have to administer justice for your concubines." When the Jade Emperor saw it, he immediately said, "Fairy Chang'e, what happened?" Chang'e said: "Jade Emperor, just now Taishang Laojun came to the moon, and he actually teased his concubines, and even pulled and insulted his concubines. ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was furious and said, "How can this be reasonable, there is such a thing? At this time, Taishang Laojun just happened to come to the palace. When the Jade Emperor saw it, he immediately said, "Taishang Laojun, are you molesting Chang'e?" ”

Taishang Laojun said: "Your Majesty, Weichen didn't mean it, please listen to my explanation, I don't know what's going on." The Jade Emperor said: "You have done such a thing against the heavenly court, and you are still denying it, okay, I will degrade you to the mortal world to suffer." Come, and draw him out. ”

Taishang Laojun said: "The Jade Emperor spares his life, the minister didn't mean it. The Jade Emperor ignored it, waved his hand, and actually asked the heavens to descend and throw Taishang Laojun down from the mortal world.

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