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This sentence immediately made the proposed Yu Shi angry from his heart, Legong was a cheap servant in the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty regulations had regulations on robes and crowns, and the men of the prostitute family wore green turbans. Over time, they used green headscarves, green hats, etc., to ridicule men whose wives were having affairs. Women red apricot out of the wall, their own men are called cuckolds, the so-called safflower also has to be green leaves, a red and a green complement each other, it is really "red apricot branches spring trouble" also!

People with status and status voluntarily sing songs and singing operas is a hobby, and it would be rude to force others, and there is naturally no problem with performing for the emperor in the court, but often coercing the imperial history to play strings for him, that is humiliation.

Rage +50, from Ducha Yushi Wang Shuangcheng.

The good guy is really angry, Chang Wei found a treasure trove, raised his finger and pointed, "You help me beat the drum, you drum, you play the flute for me!"

The people who were pointed out were all people who violently attacked Chang Wei during the big court meeting, and they were really angry at this moment, and their anger value rose sharply.

"We don't play music. ”

Chang Wei's eyes widened, revealing an expression of disbelief, "Won't this be? You're too stupid, aren't you? You can't even do this at such an age? Oh, don't you think about impeaching me every day and become stupid." ”

Who can bear this kind of accusation? As expected, the anger value soared again.

It's a pity that the queen came out to preside over justice, "There is Le Ji in the court, and Qin Guogong's transposition of the long hatred song has also been practiced in the past few days." ”

Chang Wei didn't seem to hear the queen's vague dissatisfaction, licked his face and said, "That's great, thank you for your guidance." It's a pity that Wang Yushi and these people are unwilling to play music for the emperor and his ladies, they are really disloyal ministers! If you go to the Jiaofang Division to be an official in the future, you don't have the ability to make a living. ”

Is this disloyal? If the officials of the Department of Education and Workshop wear green turbans, they will lose their lives, so where can those of us who were born as scholars go to become officials?

This is true, the absurd Emperor Zhengde once promoted a brocade guard to be an official in the Teaching Workshop Division, this person disobeyed orders to the death, and finally failed. Chang Wei's words are simply too humiliating!

When he was enjoying the soaring anger value~ feeling, the emperor couldn't stand it anymore, beckoned to the front, and said softly: "It's only been a few days, why are you becoming more and more frivolous?"

"Is there one? Probably because the minister has been writing too much these days, so he has changed his thinking. ”

It's true to change your thinking, but the reason is that you have been promoted to the realm of immortality. The master of the immortal realm has the charm of being with the light and dust, returning to the basics, and his martial arts cultivation will be hidden, and he looks no different from ordinary people.

For example, Chang Wei, in the past, he had a deep momentum and majesty, and when he was angry, he was like a sharp sword, murderous and awe-inspiring, and his arrogant posture could not be concealed at all.

There's nothing to be afraid of, if you can't do it, just turn your face and make him, simple and rude is Chang Wei's current mentality.

The emperor ignored his nonsense, and instructed the musicians to prepare, taking advantage of the musicians' time to adjust the instruments, Chang Wei came up with another idea, "Your Majesty, Niangniang, adults, let me tell you a joke, well, it's a folk song." ”

As soon as they heard the word ballad, everyone showed a bad expression on their faces, with Wei Zhongxian being the most nervous. Folk songs are generally made up by people with ulterior motives to satirize people, and they also have the effect of inciting rebellion in troubled times, such as "the prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning", "The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand", "Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, instigating the Yellow River to rebel".

Chang Wei added, "It's ridiculous to call it the capital ten." ”

The emperor also understood, and shook a glance, "Is the content harmonious?"

Chang Wei shook his eyes over, "No problem." ”

The emperor shook it over, "It's not Diao Min who scolded me, right?"

Chang Wei shook back, "Absolutely not." ”

"Well, let's talk." ”

Throw it back, "OK." ”

After silent eye contact, the officials became even more nervous, the word ridiculous is not ridiculous at all, and the person who is called definitely wants to cry.

Chang Wei spoke, "According to the legend of the Jingshi, there are "ten ridiculous", Guanglu Temple tea soup, Tai Hospital prescription, God optimistic prayer, arsenal division knife and gun, camp division field, nursing house clothing and food, teaching workshop mother-in-law, Metropolitan Procuratorate Constitution, Guozi Supervision School, Hanlin Academy article. ”

These ten ridiculous are not a joke, they are a mockery of those official offices that do not match the name.

The people who were ordered were angry and added anger to Chang Wei, and those who didn't were greatly relieved, and the emperor was relieved that there were no key departments in these official offices. The most powerful ones are just the Guozijian, the Hanlin Academy, and the Metropolitan Procuratorate, who have read a belly of books and want to scold people every day.

Wang Shuangcheng couldn't bear it anymore, "You, you are talking nonsense, this is slandering reputation, the emperor, the minister wants to impeach the Duke of Qin!"

"What impeachment?" Chang Wei pouted, "If you are on vacation today, you can rest, and you will scold people tomorrow." Besides, it's a joke, and you can still arrest everyone in the capital?"

Wang Shuangcheng's face turned pale and blue, and he stared at Chang Wei for a long time speechless, so he could only scold in his heart.

Rage +50 from Inspector Wang Shuangcheng.

This thing is full of momentum, so go ahead.

Chang Wei looked at him with a smile, "I heard a joke, about the Imperial Palace, saying that one person in the previous dynasty was promoted to the right capital of the imperial history, and he met another imperial history, when the two of them greeted each other, they saw a dog coming, and the imperial history pointed to the dog and asked the right governor of the imperial history: Is it a wolf or a dog?"

Chang Wei was talking about the characters of the previous dynasty, but his eyes found Wu Chunfu, the right governor, in the crowd, which was clearly scolding Wu Chunfu for being a dog. Everyone twitched again, when did Chang Wei become so damaged?

The right governor Yushi was also unambiguous, and replied: "It's a dog! Wolves only eat meat, but dogs eat meat when they encounter meat, and they eat when they encounter!"

As soon as the words fell, only a pop was heard, and the person watching the joke squirted the wine out of his mouth.

Yushi eats?!

Rage +30, from the Ministry of War, Shangshu Zuodu, Yushi Cui Chengxiu.

Rage +100, from the right capital of the imperial history Wu Chunfu.

Rage +100 from Inspector Wang Shuangcheng.

Rage +5, from the military department to the middle of the matter of the royal Shi Long Wenguang.

Cui Chengxiu, the supreme official of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, was recruited, and Long Wenguang, the concurrently serving imperial historian, was also shot.

"Ahem. The embarrassment of the queen was committed again, "The instrument has been tuned, then please ask Qin Guogong to present a long hateful song of transposition." ”

Everyone hurriedly applauded, for fear that Chang Wei would make fun of himself, Chang Wei unwillingly put away his thoughts, cleared his throat and began to sing, but the first sentence made the emperor and the queen both contribute 15 anger points, because when he sang the first sentence "The Han Emperor is heavy on color and thinks about the country", his eyes drifted to the emperor and queen...... (To be continued.) )