Chapter 323: An Earth-shattering fart
Chapter 323 is earth-shattering
But the little fox's increasingly miserable and panicked barks let Qin Lang know that it was indeed very afraid of this newly hatched puppy!
"Helpโ"
The sound of despair came out, but the puppy looked intoxicated, and his small mouth pouted vigorously, as if he was trying to suck something.
Qin Lang pursed his lips, and had no intention of stopping the puppy.
Almost died in the hands of the little fox, although he subdued it, but in addition to despising himself from time to time, this guy seemed to want to be able to hang up early, and then his life hung by a thread several times It was as indifferent as death, useless!
If it weren't for the red jade pendant tattoo, Qin Lang even suspected that this little fox would make up for it when his life was hanging by a thread!
For this time bomb in his body, Qin Lang had long wanted to get rid of it, if it wasn't for the lack of a suitable way, Qin Lang would have already done it to the little fox himself!
Now that it is about to be devoured by the puppy, it is too late for Qin Lang to be happy, how can he stop it?
"Abominable Humans, Abominable Holy ......"
At the end of the curse, the little fox's voice was so weak that it was inaudible, and it seemed that the primordial spirit was completely devoured by the puppy.
"I'm still scolding Lao Tzu when I'm dying, it's strange that I can save you! But what is the last thing this little fox is talking about?
Qin Lang muttered to himself, and his divine sense probed into the tattoo on his palm, and found that there was no trace of the little fox, and he had obviously died in the mouth of the puppy.
His eyes fell on the puppy who was constantly burping, stretching out his red and tender tongue, and constantly licking his palms with an unsatisfied expression, Qin Lang looked puzzled!
This puppy, who is even staggering when he walks, and may fall at any time, is so powerful that he has devoured a powerful demon cultivator Yuan Shen just after birth?
"Forget it, for the sake of saving my life as soon as you were born and helping me solve a hidden big trouble, I will reluctantly adopt you, and you will be my pet!"
Touching the puppy's smooth skin, Qin Lang smiled.
In the future, if you see who is unhappy, you will close the door and let the dog bite him!
As if he could understand Qin Lang's words, the puppy's eyes lit up, and he rubbed Qin Lang's palm with his little head, and then added it more and more vigorously, and his mouth full of saliva stained Qin Lang's hand.
"Since you are messing with my brother in the future, how can you not have a name?" Qin Lang felt that it was too bad to call him a puppy all the time, thought about it, looked at the puppy's round body like a ball of meat, and said with a smile, "In this way, your name will be 'Dandan' in the future!"
Tilting his little head and thinking about it, he seemed to be very satisfied with the name "Dandan", and the puppy wagged its tail excitedly, and made a muffled bark from its mouth.
Suddenly, the puppy's face turned red, his swollen belly squirmed, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, staring at the four little short legs and constantly struggling, as if he was extremely uncomfortable!
Not good!
Qin Lang was taken aback!
After all, this is just a newborn puppy, and the little fox doesn't know how many old monsters have existed, and it is very likely that there will be some moths in the future, and it is not impossible to take them in turn!
"Dandan, how are you?"
Qin Lang frowned, and was about to probe his divine sense into his body, when the little dog Dandan suddenly stopped struggling, his body was elongated, his ass was pouted, and then he ...... Cast an earth-shattering stinky fart!
"Poof!"
A loud bang came out, and the stinky fart suddenly collapsed, and the entire pagoda building seemed to shake, and the breath in the air surged wildly, and a teleportation array appeared, and the stinky fart and the mysterious aura in the space fartically surged to the teleportation array, and infinite suction came from it.
"I wipe, a fart collapsed into a giant whirlwind, this fart is too powerful!"
Qin Lang covered his nose and looked at the innocent egg speechlessly, worried that it would be eaten by the little fox, it seemed that he had just eaten too much and was holding on!
"Whew!"
The suction force in the teleportation array became stronger and stronger, and in a moment, Qin Lang who was holding the egg was involved in it, and the two figures completely disappeared from the pagoda!
"What's going on?"
The four Martial Sect Yaksha guarding outside the pagoda noticed the movement inside, and hurriedly opened the door and walked in, but at this moment, the building was already empty, and there was still Qin Lang's shadow there.
"The holy relic was devoured, and the holy envoy actually opened the teleportation array that even we couldn't open and left!" "Sensing the situation in the pagoda, the four Martial Sect Yaksha showed a look of cruelty on their faces, and knelt on the ground to worship, "It turns out that the holy envoy is a supreme existence, and sure enough, the real person does not show his face, we will send the holy envoy and the holy spirit!"
At this moment, Qin Lang, the "awesome" holy envoy in Wuzong's Yasha's mouth, was holding the egg and looking at everything in front of him in a daze.
The teleportation array directly teleported Qin Lang to an empty hall, and at this moment, more than a dozen people were greedily inhaling the mysterious aura that was spraying wildly, with a look of enjoyment.
"Suck it up, suck it up, the mystical aura released this time is much richer than before, if it goes on like this, it will only take me half a month to upgrade the martial soul to one star!"
"It's so strong, but why is there a smell of in this smell?"
"You fart, how is it possible! If you don't suck it, get out of here, and suck it all for Lao Tzu!"
More than a dozen martial artists continued to take deep breaths, inhaling excitedly with a look of intoxication, and Qin Lang saw that the breath they were competing to inhale first was the fart that popped out of the balls before!
"Guys, excuse me, what is this place?"
I really didn't want to disturb the Yaxing of these dozen or so martial artists, but Qin Lang couldn't help but ask.
More than a dozen martial artists glanced at each other, and then looked at Qin Lang as if he was looking at a fool, shook his head and sneered one by one, did not answer, and continued to take a deep breath, enjoying the smell of the stinky farts of the balls.
"Senior Brother Qin Lang!"
At this time, two surprised voices came, and I saw two figures rushing over, and their tones were full of surprise.
Turning his head to look, his eyes fell on the two people who came, Qin Lang's eyes suddenly lit up, these two people were none other than Situ Xuan and the middle-aged woman who he had saved his life before.
"Senior Brother Qin Lang, it's really you!It's great that you're safe!" Situ Xuan said excitedly, "The direction you fled from was the Death Swamp, and I didn't have time to inform you, I'm really worried about us to death!"
"Haha, it seems that we are still really destined. What kind of place is this?"
Qin Lang asked with a smile.
Situ Xuan and the middle-aged woman were stunned, they didn't expect Qin Lang to ask such a question, and said:
"Senior Brother Qin Lang, didn't you see the plaque hanging on it when you came in from the gate?
"Soul Cultivation Palace!"
Qin Lang was surprised, and quickly understood, this should be the garbage dump that Martial Sect Yasha said in his mouth, right?