Chapter 190: Monkey Wine Treats the Two Elders and Joins Forces to Knock Bamboo Sticks
Kui Mu Wolf let Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie into the cave to entertain him with fragrant tea, Kui Mu Wolf didn't think of anything? Zhu Bajie picked his eyes. He asked Kui Mu Wolf to take out the monkey wine, which was the way of hospitality. Only then did Kui Timber Wolf understand what the two men were here for? They were here for their own monkey wine.
Kui Timber Wolf involuntarily clenched the right sleeve, because the monkey wine was in the right sleeve. Kui Mu Wolf Heart said: What are you kidding? Treat you with monkey wine? If you are allowed to taste the taste of monkey wine, you will not give me all the monkey wine!
Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie looked at the vigilant Kui Wood Wolf, and Lu Jian smiled with a smile on his face: "Kui Wood Wolf Xingjun, you should still have a monkey bar in your hand?"
Kui Timberwolf's expression was very muna: "Why do you ask that, what do you mean?"
Lu Pressure nodded: "I didn't deny it, but there is! Kui Wood Wolf, you are too stingy, right? People say that you bring guests and friends all the way to the banquet, are we both friends who are only worthy of being entertained with weak tea to you?"
Kui Timber Wolf quickly shook his head, and then felt that something was wrong. If the tea is not good, then it will have to be served with monkey wine. But he was reluctant to drink monkey wine, so he quickly explained: "No, no, no." He's not, I'm -- he's, he's, okay. Kui Mu Wolf really couldn't stand the eyes of Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie, and finally he took out the diluted monkey wine.
What did Kui Timber Wolf think? As soon as he saw that Zhu Bajie and Lu Jian would not let him go today, he thought about it, so he would use the diluted monkey wine to fool them.
In order to satisfy his cravings, Kui Mu Wolf diluted several jars of monkey wine, and at this time he took out a jar of diluted monkey wine from his sleeve, waved his hand and took out three jade wine cups. Kui Mu Wolf slapped open the mud seal and poured three glasses himself, Kui Mu Wolf brought two of the monkey wines to Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie, and picked up the last cup himself: "Two, this is monkey wine." Since the two of you also like the contents of the cup, I will bleed profusely today and treat them to the two of them with monkey wine. ”
Zhu Bajie and Lu Jian picked up the jade cup and sniffed it under their noses, and the two of them raised their necks and drank the wine. Kui Timber Wolf saw that they had drunk, and he also served a cup. After the Kui Wood Wolf drank the bowl and put down the wine glass, he saw that Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie's faces sank like water. Kui Mu Wolf's heart flipped upside down.
I saw Lu Jian squat down the wine glass in his hand on the stone table: "Xingjun, don't you want to entertain us with monkey wine, can you use this monkey wine mixed with water to perfunctory us?"
Zhu Bajie glanced at Kui Mu Wolf: "Alas, Kui Mu Wolf is an old acquaintance, I really didn't expect that you would entertain me with monkey wine mixed with water." Alas, it saddens me so much. ”
The corners of Kui Mu Wolf's mouth trembled, and then he smiled again: "The two of you misunderstood, this monkey wine is not ordinary monkey wine, we just want to enjoy the process of drinking, if we drink mellow monkey wine?" I'm afraid we are not drinking here now, but cultivating here." That's why I entertained the two of you with monkey wine like this. ”
Lu Jian and Zhu Bajie both knew the efficacy of this monkey wine, and they were speechless for a while when they heard it, and what Kui Mu Wolf said really didn't pick. The two of them saw that the topic couldn't get into it from this angle, so let's change it?
The two glanced at each other, and Lu Jian coughed: "Ahem, Kui Wood Wolf, do you seem to be quite idle lately?
Kui Mu Wolf looked at Lu Quan: "Shenjun, are you hurting me by saying this, or are you jealous of me? Why do I sound so awkward?"
Lu pressed a white glance at him: "Jealousy, of course jealousy." You are here every day to look at these Heavenly Gourds, fixed things, that is, regular cultivation. When you're not idle, drink some monkey wine. You're idle, our brothers and sons can run around for you for the sake of the shadow. ”
Kui Timber Wolf felt a chill in his back, and said in his heart: It's coming. I thought that the diluted monkey wine had been fooled, but it seems that they still don't want to let themselves go?
Kui Wood Wolf poured three more glasses of monkey wine, he took a cup and took a sip: "It's not right for Shenjun to talk like this, are you right to say that you run before running for me?" Liu Qingyun let go of the shadow ghost and let him take it back, this is a matter of course. For the sake of the two of them, I didn't report it to Heavenly Court, and gave him four years to capture the shadow ghost. Liu Qingyun is your brother, and the two of you help him catch the shadow ghost, what does this do to me?"
Zhu Bajie smacked his lips on the side: "Tut-tut-tut- But this has a direct relationship with you, if you hadn't left your post without permission, could such a thing have happened? Besides, if Heavenly Court is to blame, you will bear the main responsibility! My brother was unintentionally let go, and this is an unintentional mistake. Even if the Jade Emperor is looking at the face of our brothers, he will not punish my brother severely. ”
At this time, Lu Jian took over the words again: "Since my brother will not be severely punished and has little responsibility, then why did he go to capture the shadow ghost alone? Is this a work for nothing? This white envoy called a stupid boy, Kui Wood Wolf, you really did it." ”
Kui Mu Wolf frowned slightly: "Shenjun, what you said is not right, I am not thin on that kid Wow? That's right, I didn't report to Heavenly Court, but also to protect myself." But I didn't call people in vain, did I, but I passed on the Relic Purifying Mantra to him?"
Zhu Bajie waved his hand: "Don't talk about this, although you passed on his relics meditation mantra, you are not without gain! But this matter is between you anyway, and we don't want to ask any more about it. I'm just saying, we're going to help you catch the Phantom, what are you going to do about it?"
Lu Jian nodded: "That's right, my brother is settling accounts." It's you and my brother, the two of you, to get back the ghost. We'll help my brother, and that's what you're doing. How do you repay us? Actually, we don't have much to ask, you just give us half of the monkey wine. ”
Kui Timber Wolf secretly gritted his teeth, this is a blatant robbery! Look at this reason, this is too far-fetched. Kui Mu Wolf took a deep breath: "Two, this bend you guys are too big, isn't it?
Zhu Bajie and Lu Jian smiled awkwardly at the same time: "Yo Yo Yo - don't be so straightforward! We want to share some monkey wine, yes, but you don't have to pick it out directly, right?"
Kui Mu Wolf looked at the smiling smile and Zhu Bajie, and his heart turned several times. If you don't take out some monkey wine today, I'm afraid these two mushroom heads won't let go of themselves. Oops! What can I do?
Kui Wood Wolf was silent for a while: "Two, I think Liu Qingyun has already given you monkey wine, right? Why do you bother to worry about my little monkey wine? You must know that I only divided less than half of the monkey wine, and I love this mouthful, so there is not much now? Can you be merciful?"
Lu Pressure and Zhu Bajie looked at Kui Mu Wolf, and Zhu Bajie secretly transmitted Lu Pressure: "Old crow, it seems that Kui Wood Wolf has loosened his mouth." Work harder. ”
Lu Jian smiled slightly, and also secretly transmitted: "What is loose? He is here to be soft, and he wants to let us share less monkey wine." Uh-huh, probe the bottom line and see how much he can spit out?"
Lu Jian shook his head: "Alas, you don't say it's better, as soon as I talk about this monkey wine, I cry! My brother has made a lot of friends these days! He also accepted an apprentice, so his monkey wine is almost sprinkled? Not only did we not get much monkey wine, but we also got a lot of treasures?"
Zhu Bajie echoed: "Isn't it? Generally speaking, you are all harmed." If you hadn't left your post without permission, let my brother let the shadow ghost go. Can we help? If we hadn't helped, would we have been able to get so many treasures? Anyway, if you hadn't given us fifty pounds of monkey wine this time, we wouldn't have finished. ”
Kui Wood Wolf felt his stomach twitch: "You-, you-, what are you talking about? Five-five, fifty pounds? Fifty pounds per person, you want my life." Hey, Zhu Bajie, you're the messenger of the Pure Altar! What delicious and delicious food haven't you ever touched? Lu Jian Shenjun wants some monkey wine, even if you want some monkey wine, why can't you make a fuss?
Zhu Bajie glanced at him: "It's easy to say, you are one of the twenty-eight stars in Heavenly Court." There are not a few good things you have tasted? Even you can't resist the temptation of monkey wine, and you knocked half of the monkey wine from my brother, not to mention me, who loves to eat and drink?"
Kui Wood Wolf was really speechless for a while, he turned his head and looked at Lu Jian again: "Lu Jian Shenjun, in general, your status is higher than me and Jingtan, can't you take care of me, a junior!"
Lu Jian opened his mouth for a while, and said in his heart: This Kui Timber Wolf really lowered his face for this monkey wine, and he actually lowered his breath to this extent. So Lu Jian is a little unable to wipe off his face, and he is embarrassed.
Zhu Bajie bowed to Lu Jian with his arm: "Old crow, we have a lot of things? Don't delay your work here." Kui Wood Wolf, in order to help you this time, do you say that it is easy? The old crow can refine the pill now? Do you know what it is? It is the elixir that helps the mulberry tree to survive the catastrophe. In order to help you, the old crow has thrown aside such an important elixir. If you have a little heart, you shouldn't talk about anything, right?"
Kui Mu Wolf was stunned when he heard it, the Fusang tree is the lifeblood of Lu Press, but he didn't expect Lu Pressure to put this elixir aside and help Liu Qingyun catch the shadow ghost, Lu Pressure is really interesting, if he says anything more, it will be too petty.
Kui Mu Wolf looked at Zhu Bajie: "Alas! How about five pounds for each of you? I don't have much now? I don't have any more. ”
Zhu Bajie's eyebrows drooped: "Don't tease, five catties per person?" This is not enough to gargle. Why do we have to weigh 30 pounds per person? Otherwise, what are we doing here?"
Kui Mu Wolf's eyes narrowed: "This pig's head is really black! Open your mouth to divide my monkey wine by half." Kui Mu Wolf shook his head slightly: "Pure altar, Divine Monarch." You should also know that there is not much monkey wine in the first place, and this is not a sorghum wine bought in the market. You can have as much as you want? You want so much, I have to have wow? In this way, the price is seven catties per person. It's all right, right?"
Lu Jian coughed: "Kui Wood Wolf, I didn't want to say it." But at this price, you cut it too hard, right? Let me be fair, the net altar costs 30 catties, which is indeed a lot? But you can still get a little monkey wine. You should be generous, I am in charge, how about 20 pounds per person? Don't go up by 2 pounds or 2 pounds. ”
Kui Mu Wolf felt this grievance in his heart, this is called fairness? To say something unpleasant, a chair, Lu Jian arched himself down, and turned around and gave half of it to Zhu Bajie. Today, it seems that this monkey wine cannot be saved.