Chapter 2 Bizarre Applications
"Is anyone there?" he pinched his leg, took a breath, and shouted again.
Still no one responded, Yiyun felt a strong chill in his heart, and when he looked at this small courtyard again, he felt a little eerie, the company hidden in the alley, the silent courtyard, the small door that no one opened.
The vest suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and as soon as his feet moved, he wanted to exit the door.
"Huh, is it a person?" A hand as cold as ice suddenly put it on his shoulder, and the white shirt that was already soaked with cold sweat felt the coldness.
Plus a cold voice sounded in my ears again.
"Ahh
"What's it called! Really, what are you doing here?" grabbed Yiyun with a cold hand, and roared in his mouth.
I mustered up the courage to open my eyes, and when I looked back, there was a girl with short hair and a cold appearance standing behind her.
"I ...... I...... I'm here to apply. As soon as he recovered from the intense sense of fear, he immediately fell into the cold intoxication of the girl.
Startled, I walked forward, on the right side of the first floor, the room with ivy vines on the door, and went to the old man of the mountain for an interview. After the girl finished coldly, she stretched out a thin white finger and pointed in the direction.
"You...... I ......" Yiyun pointed to the girl's hand that was still grasping herself, her mouth was staggered, and her face was red.
"You, me, and mine can't speak. The girl's dark purple lips quickly opened and closed, letting go of the hand that was holding Yoshiun.
The girl looked like she was seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a short dark black leather coat, a tight plain white short T-shirt inside, her full breasts were high and erect, a thin white waist was completely exposed, and a short black leather skirt on her lower body was quite short, and the seductive black silk stockings under the short skirt wrapped two thin legs.
"Aren't you interviewing? Why don't you go and keep staring at me?
"I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. His eyes were dodgy, and he couldn't help but scan the girl's tall chest, and his Adam's apple moved, and he sighed in his heart: "Big, big is quite good!" Teacher Cang was directly killed in seconds. ”
"Let's go, alas, bring your resume?" the girl's pretty face with a pair of big round eyes couldn't stop blinking.
"Brought it. He hurriedly handed over the crumpled resume in his hand.
"What are you doing for me, go and give it to the old man of the mountain. Ah, why is your resume crumpled? Really, but some of them came to the interview with a letter of recommendation written in bamboo slips. The girl muttered to herself, sneered, ignored Yiyun, and walked quickly up to the second floor of the small wooden building.
"God open your eyes! God open your eyes! I will definitely succeed in the interview!" chasing the girl's round little ass with his eyes, staring at her up the wooden building, Yiyun couldn't stop praying in his heart:
"Must be interviewed! Must be interviewed!" "I thought about it in my heart, I walked a few steps forward, I arrived in front of the small building, took two steps to the right, and when I looked up, I saw a small door full of green vines, and there was a pair of couplets hanging on both sides of the door.
"The oblique moon three-star cave governs the world in the middle, and the Lingtai square inch mountain is in order. ”
After reading this couplet, the meaning is clear, but I don't know what it means at all.
Raise your hand and just about to knock on the door.
"Don't knock, I don't know it hurts!" The door creaked open.
Looking for the strange voice just now, he entered the house with some hesitation: "Automatic door?"
Facing him was an old-fashioned desk made of rosewood, and behind the desk were rows of old wooden shelves, on which were stacked with books, several of which were somewhat outrageous and stacked with layers of bamboo slips and some stone chips and bones.
A bald old man was lying on the desk with a brush in circles, the old man had a silver-white beard, wore a pair of small round sunglasses, and wore an old-fashioned outfit, looking like an ancient master.
"Alas, it seems that the boss of this company is still a nostalgic old antique. Could it be that this non-routine clerk is an antique salesman?" he thought to himself, and asked softly: "Are you the mountain manager?" ”
The balding old man raised one hand in a silent gesture, and with the other he waved his brush in circles around a wide yellowed book.
After about ten minutes, the old man stopped what he was doing with a slight panting, looked up at Yiyun, and said with a slight apology: "There are a lot of things at hand, so you have been waiting for a long time." ”
"No, no, Manager Shan, you're polite, I'm here for an interview. Hurriedly handed over the resume that he had pulled and ripped in his hand.
"Just call me Mr. Shan. The bald old man stretched out his hands to take the resume, and when he saw the crumpled appearance of the resume, an old face showed obvious disappointment.
"Yiyun, tell me, why do you want to work here?" Mr. Shan asked casually as he pressed Yiyun's resume with his hand and moved slowly.
At this time, Yiyun made up his mind to take this job, if not for anything else, just for the beautiful woman he met in the hospital just now, he thought about it a little in his heart, and put on a sincere expression: "Because I think I can get training here......"
Mr. Shan lowered his head, pulled the small sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, revealed two strange green eyes and stared at Yiyun for a while, suddenly approached Yiyun, looked up and down, shook his head and said, "The complexion is slightly dark, the hair is unkempt, and the bones are low." Another hand that grabbed Yi Yun and looked at it carefully: "Ordinary people, alas, ordinary people." Stretching out his hand, he waved: "Little brother, I'm tired of you, please go back." ”
Yiyun was stared at by Mr. Shan for a while, and muttered secretly in his heart: "This weird old man, why are his eyes green." It was as if he had been pushed to the door by an invisible force.
Listening to the words of the green-eyed old man, it was obvious that he did not attend the interview, and secretly cursed: "This strange old man, it's really direct! This hellish place, weird, Lao Tzu is still impatient to be here!" turned around and walked out in frustration.
"Old ghost mountain!" With a coquettish shout, a black shadow with a faint fragrance rushed into Mr. Shan's house.
Yiyun, who was about to leave, recognized that the black shadow was the girl he met when he entered the door, so he approached the door to eavesdrop, and an angry voice roared: "Sour Xiucai was bitten by a stinky snake, and he wants to recuperate in Shushan, just heard the stinky old man of Xubai Ze say, you want me to take care of his affairs during this time?"
"Jia Nan, listen to me, Zhijun will only need a few months to heal, and when he comes back, ......" The old man's voice obviously had a hint of flattery.
"Don't talk so much to me! It's a big deal that I won't do it! Xiao Zhong is detained in a ghost town, and I am a ghost messenger, and I haven't left my post yet!" The sweet voice was even more angry.
"Okay, okay, haven't you posted a recruitment notice on that Internet spider web recently, Jia Nan, don't be impatient for a while. ”
"I'll give you three days, I want me to be a sour Xiucai on an errand that has no way, and if I am in a hurry, I will go back to Kunlun Mountain!" Then, the door opened with a "bang", and the girl rushed out of the house with a pair of beautiful eyes, and crashed into the arms of Yiyun, who was eavesdropping outside the door.
"Ahh
The girl glanced at Yiyun, her eyes flashed red, and in anger, she didn't care about Yiyun who fell to the ground, and walked out of the courtyard.
"Alas, you're not leaving?" the bald old man leaned against the door, watching the girl leave, before he let out a long sigh of relief, and when he turned his head, he saw Yiyun lying on the ground, and the green light flashed behind his sunglasses.
Yiyun clutched his chest and stood up, wondering what had just happened, limping to leave.
"Come in for a moment. Then he heard a voice behind him.
Turning around hesitantly, the Mr. Shan was no longer at the door, and Yiyun hesitated to enter the house again.
"Alas, young man, are you afraid of monsters?" asked Mr. Shan, who had already sat down behind the old desk, a little helplessly.
"Monster?" Yiyun scolded in his heart: "Fuck, this old man probably has a brain problem, but it seems that few interviewers are really normal." After a long pause, he couldn't hold back any incisive answers, so he smiled and said, "I'm more afraid of my landlord than youkai." ”
"Landlord, what kind of new type of monster is that?" The old man raised his head and glanced at Yiyun, shook his head, took out a yellowed silk book and handed it to Yiyun: "Young man, look at this contract." ”
Yiyun took the silk book, a little surprised and a little funny: "This dead old man is really an old antique." "I carefully read the silk book, and found that the words on it looked crooked and beautiful, but I didn't recognize any of them.
"You take a closer look at the contract, if there is no problem, the Kuli Witch Department wants to hire you as a monster clerk for three months. The bald old man reached for his sunglasses.
"Ahh
The bald old man gave Yiyun a strange look.
"No problem! No problem! The conditions of this contract are very suitable for me!" Yiyun was a little excited at the thought of working with that girl, and he didn't bother to ask what kind of job he was doing, how much was his salary, what benefits, and so on.
"Then please sign your name on the deed. The bald old man handed over a brush, and some praise flashed in his eyes: "I can't see that this kid can understand the contract written in this ancient seal, and he is really not good-looking. ”
Yiyun took the brush, picked up the silk book, smiled at the old man, and was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to put the pen down. Finally, he was cheeky, spread the silk book on the desk, raised the pen, and found a blank space to put down the pen.
The bald old man looked at Yiyun's appearance of pinching the pen, and he had already frowned, and then saw that Yiyun was about to put down the pen, he couldn't help but reach out and grab it, and scolded in his mouth: "Hey! The silk book is reversed! Do you really understand this contract?"
Yiyun smiled awkwardly: "Of course I understand, the company used to sign contracts in reverse, I'm sorry." ”
"Well, is that so?" the bald old man was puzzled by Yiyun's words, but his mouth still prompted: "This contract must be signed." ”
Turning the contract upside down, Yiyun pinched the brush and traced two crooked brush characters.
"Yiyun" The bald old man looked at the signature on the silk book, read it in his mouth, took a cup of tea and put it on the desk with a look of disgust, and with a wave of his hand, a yellow talisman appeared in his thin hand, and then the talisman ignited.
"Magic?" Yiyun muttered inwardly.
"Drink this cup of tea, this is the 'prisoner-heart tea' mentioned in the contract" The bald old man put the burning yellow charm into the teacup, and the fire was extinguished.
Yiyun was puzzled by this slightly strange scene, but when he thought of the work he was about to do, he heard that it was something mentioned in the contract, and the contract was signed, so he was embarrassed to ask again, so he took the cup of tea and drank it in one gulp.
"Now that you have signed the contract and drunk the 'Prisoner-Heart Tea', go up to the second floor to find Master Xubai Zexu, and he will inform you of the content of the work. The bald old man raised his hand, and the contract silk book quickly rolled itself up, and then lay on the desk and circled it.
Watching the silk book fly to the wooden shelf behind him out of thin air, Yiyun rubbed his eyes and was slightly surprised.
"Quickly go to the second floor to find the Void Master. The bald old man roared without raising his head.
"Yes. Yiyun hurriedly replied and quickly exited this strange place.
Standing in the courtyard again, Yiyun couldn't believe that he had gotten this job in such a daze.
http://www.qidian.com
Biquge www.biquge.info Chinese www.qidian.com welcome the majority of book friends to come and read, the latest, fastest, and most popular serialized works are all original www.biquge.info Biquge!