No. 727 The first strike is stronger
The 727th strikes first
Zhang Meixin was also a little natural, obviously not knowing her unintentional posture, which made Liu Yi almost go crazy.
"Alright, found it!"
Zhang Meixin took out a piece of paper and a pen from the drawer, then sat down at the table and spread the paper.
"What are you doing here?"
Liu Yi was a little puzzled.
"Of course, it's the third chapter of the Offer Law!"
Zhang Meixin glanced at Liu Yi, "Do you think you can live with a girl and be safe? Of course, there must be some rules!"
As she spoke, she turned her pen and thought, "Well, first of all, it's about using the toilet...... You can use the toilet whenever you are not at home. But when I'm at home, if you want to use the toilet, you have to declare it to me!"
"I'm wiping, you're crazy, you still have to declare when you go to the toilet?"
Although the body of cultivating immortals does not need to go to the toilet at all, Liu Yi still feels that his human rights have been completely insulted!
"Of course, there is only such a toilet at home, what if I want to use it, what if you want to go to the toilet?
"I rely on ......"
"Moreover, every night from 8 o'clock to 10 o'clock is my time to take a bath, and the bathroom is forbidden to open to you during this time!
As she spoke, Zhang Meixin stood up, stretched out a beautiful leg, stepped on the chair, and then pressed her hands on the table, glaring at Liu Yi very rookishly, as if she wanted to scare Liu Yi.
But unbeknownst to her, her little Nene was a little tighter, and as she split her legs, a playful little black fur protruded from her little Nen.
Liu Yi hurriedly retracted his gaze and silently recited the Buddhist Heart Sutra.
The color of the relics is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color......
"And then there's the kitchen, do you know how to cook?"
Zhang Meixin looked at Liu Yi and asked.
"Yes......"
"Well, you cook every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!"
"Rub, why do I do it for one more day! You're in charge of two, four, six?"
"No, two-four-six, we eat in the cafeteria. ”
"I'm rubbing, are you going to die! This is an unequal jump, I resolutely don't accept it!"
Liu Yi began to defend his human rights.
"I'm asking for your opinion again, this is the terms you must abide by when you move in! Young man, what more do you want, living with a big beautiful woman, you should be laughing in your dreams!"
"I want to quit now, hey!"
"Is that an exaggeration? Alright, let's abolish the cooking section!"
Zhang Meixin reluctantly crossed this off the paper, "But I'm really tired of eating the food in the cafeteria......"
"I'll cook a big meal for you once a week, and it's a thank you gift for staying with you, how about it?"
"Hmph, you guy has a bit of a conscience!"
Zhang Meixin nodded with satisfaction, her chest pressed against the table, full like a small watermelon, and Liu Yi's saliva flowed when she saw it.
Nima ...... Why is this girl so big, even Wang Lele is not an opponent!
It's not scientific, what the hell did you grow up eating!
Liu Yi was studying scientific problems, and Zhang Meixin wrote again.
"The bedroom is mine, the sofa is yours. You are not allowed to enter the bedroom without my permission!"
Zhang Meixin wrote brushstrokely.
"Rest assured...... I'm sure I'm not going to run around your bedroom if it's okay!"
Liu Yi hurriedly declared, "There is no gold in your bedroom, what am I going to run to your bedroom!"
"That's not certain, for you adolescent boys, girls' underwear or something, but your magic weapon!"
Zhang Meixin said solemnly.
"Holy, this pure!"
Liu Yi immediately refuted this unfounded statement, "Teacher Zhang, you are insulting all our men like this! I will sue you for defamation!"
"I've seen it in online novels!
"Damn, what kind of undisciplined novel?"
"What's the name of "Fake Doctor"...... Anyway, I have to guard against you! I'm a girl, and although I know how to do illusions, I can't compare to you, a Chinese law enforcement officer!"
Zhang Meixin thought of Liu Yi's current identity as a cow, and she was desperate.
It can be said that if Liu Yi wanted to use force on her, then she could only accept it with tears.
Not to mention the law enforcement officer, just the dragon gene in his body is the strongest in the zodiac!
Alas, it was right or wrong to get him into the zodiac back then. If something really happens, Zhang Meixin, are you considered to have died yourself?
Zhang Meixin wanted to slap herself, but she was afraid of pain, so she held back.
"Anyway, that's all for the time being, if I want to add it, I'll add it at any time. ”
Zhang Meixin said, pasting the piece of paper on her bedroom door, "If you don't comply, hmph, then you can only be kicked out of here by my mother!"
"Okay, I'll try to comply!"
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, he really didn't expect the sharing house to be so troublesome. What are you doing above, getting yourself and Zhang Meixin together, isn't this making a mess for yourself!
Although it is very glamorous to share a room with a big beauty, troublesome things also follow.
I hate so many troublesome things now, and I originally wanted to take advantage of the fact that I was okay as a guide, so I could practice my skills well.
Jiuyang's divine power should be cultivated to the ninth level as soon as possible, so that he can confront the damn Great God Sect Master.
Liu Yi only wondered about one thing now, why could the Great God Sect Master know his moves so clearly?
Could it be that this guy has cultivated to the highest level of Buddhism's six divine powers?
The so-called six divine powers are six kinds of great divine powers, the first is the divine foot pass, the second is the heavenly eye pass, the third is the heavenly ear pass, the fourth is the heart pass, the fifth is the fate pass, and the sixth is the leakage pass.
This Great God Sect Master may have mastered his psychic power, or it was even more powerful fate!
He can know what the sentient beings of the six realms are thinking in their hearts, and the fateful pass can know what the sentient beings of the six realms are extremely doing in the reincarnation of fate, which is very strong!
Since the Great God Sect Master knows his own qiē...... It is likely to have something to do with these two supernatural powers.
Liu Yi made up his mind, and after he got the complete Buddha power in the future, he also had to practice the Buddha's mental method well, and maybe he could also comprehend one of the six divine powers.
The Divine Foot Pass can appear anywhere at will, which can be called the art of teleportation! The Heavenly Eye Pass can see through the bitterness and happiness of the six realms of sentient beings, look up to the nine heavens, and look down at the eighteen layers of hell, and there is no escape. Tian Ertong can hear the sound of joy, anger and sorrow in the first episode of the event, which is no different from the second baby in the gourd baby.
As for the last one that leaks through, it's even more powerful!
If you cultivate to the fullest, you can transcend the Three Realms and Six Realms, be immortal and immortal, and have the power of supernatural powers!
"Hey, hey, what do you want?"
Zhang Meixin said a lot more, and found that Liu Yi was not listening, and was immediately a little dissatisfied, "Chat with the big beauty, you can also slip away, you deserve to be for a lifetime!"
"Huh?"
Liu Yi woke up in shock, and when he heard Zhang Meixin's sarcasm, he immediately laughed.
"We're also people with girlfriends, okay?"
Liu Yi patted his chest.
"It's so little! Show affection must die!"
Zhang Meixin snorted, Liu Yi's words were nothing more than a pain in her heart!
She's so old that she hasn't had a boyfriend yet!
As I said before, Zhang Meixin has failed to fall in love several times, and no man can accept some of her big nerves.
Especially when she talked about dissecting corpses while eating, her eyebrows fluttered!
"It's getting late, I'm going to bed! I've taken a shower today, you can use the bathroom." ”
Zhang Meixin also seemed to be a little tired, she stretched, and then walked towards her bedroom, and did not forget to lock the door after entering.
Liu Yi is helpless, Khan, does this girl really think she can force it?
Although he has some heart, he is absolutely not obscene! I can't do that kind of shameless thing.
Liu Yi has been busy for a day, and he has also rested for a while at this time. He didn't think about anything else, he lay down on the sofa, then closed his eyes, and the whole person entered the spiritual realm and began to cultivate in the spiritual realm.
Liu Yi sat cross-legged in his own consciousness world, with a nine-wheeled little sun behind him.
Among them, the light of the second sun is constantly getting stronger, and it will not take about half a month for Liu Yi to open the second sun.
At that time, his Celestial Transformation can be stronger and last longer.
A real man, it must last!
When Liu Yi began to cultivate, Zhang Meixin tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep.
She felt that she should take the initiative and let Liu Yi know how powerful she was!
Otherwise, if he really bullies him, it will be too late!
After Zhang Meixin decided, she clapped her palms and began to wait for the night to fall.
It wasn't until more than twelve o'clock in the night that Zhang Meixin slowly left the bed, only approved a pajamas, tiptoed open the door, and then slipped into the living room.
Liu Yi was lying on the sofa, but he was quite honest.
If this guy can be so honest all the time, he won't need to scare him, right?
No way...... Men this thing...... They were all able to endure it at first, and who knows what it will become in the future?
Scare him yourself, it's also for his good!
Zhang Meixin strengthened her determination, then stretched out her hand and cast an illusion on herself, turning into the appearance of an ugly old lady.
Zhang Meixin's idea is very simple, she wants to disguise herself as an ugly old lady, and then go to Liu Yi's bed to ** him. When Liu Yi woke up and found that he was lying on the bed with an ugly old woman, I was afraid that he would be scared and wilted!
Haha, and then I'll sue him when the time comes, this is what I really look like!
At that time, Liu Yi will never have any thoughts about himself anymore hahaha!
Great, Zhang Meixin, you are simply a genius!
Zhang Meixin covered her mouth and snickered twice, then quietly climbed onto the sofa, and her hot body pressed on Liu Yi's body.
But this girl thought well, but she didn't know that Liu Yi's eyes began to have the effect of real eyes when they were ordinary. As long as it is not a particularly complex illusion, or an illusion that acts directly on the human brain, it will not work for him.
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