Chapter 30: The Fool Continues
"Immortal Master Gaoyi, I will tell the official family!" Tong Guan said awe-inspiringly.
Wen Fei shrugged, in fact, he wasn't very interested in any official reward or something. He is not a person from the Northern Song Dynasty, and even if he comes to this Northern Song Dynasty time and space, he treats himself as a hurried passer-by, and looks at this qiē with an attitude of playing red dust. Naturally, I don't think this qiē is very important!
However, such a chic attitude that does not care at all is more in line with the ancients' perception of immortals. Let Tong Guan and the two give birth, this really has the feeling of being a master.
After a few more detailed conversations, they heard Tong Guan say: "Immortal Master, I came this time to meet the Immortal Master, and secondly, I have a business to do, and the official family appointed me to take on official duties for the walking horse of the Shaanxi Fifth Route Army......"
Uncle Zhang looked at Wen Fei with a confused face, knowing that this immortal didn't know much about many common-sense things. Moreover, the official names of the Great Song Dynasty are too complicated, there are rank officials, rank officials, and dispatch officials, and their complex Cheng dù can make an outsider hit the wall. Moreover, Tong Guan is a eunuch, and he has an independent official rank system, which is even more complicated. So he explained: "It's the prison army!"
Wen Fei said that other Wen Fei was not clear, but as soon as he talked about the prison army, Wen Fei immediately understood. I can't help but despise the emperor of the Song Dynasty!
Speaking of which, Zhao Kuangyin's guy started by usurping the throne in a dynasty, and it was not right to win the country. Naturally, they are afraid that others will follow suit, and they will also seek his dynasty and usurp his throne. Therefore, not only does the official system become extremely complicated, but also has no trust in the generals of the army, and eunuchs are often sent to supervise the army during wars.
You think, most of those dead eunuchs were waiting in the palace, and the eunuchs were all disabled, and most of them were some psychopaths. ran out to supervise the army, but he didn't understand military affairs, but he relied on himself to be the person next to the emperor, and he liked to point fingers at how to fight. In this way, it will be difficult to win the battle!
It turned out that Tong Guan was here to do this kind of job with no future, and he couldn't help but make Wen Fei feel a little disdainful. I was thinking in my heart, I thought that Tong Guan valued me so much. Baba ran from Kaifeng to Lanzhou to see me, it turned out that this guy came to the northwest to supervise the army, and he came to see me, I am afraid that it will be a passing thing. Grandma's, I was moved for a long time in vain!
He is not very familiar with the history of the Northern Song Dynasty, and he has not specifically checked it, but he also heard about Tong Guan being crowned king, and he heard it when he was chatting with his father!
This is Wen Fei's fault, and he naturally perseveres with the things he loves. But for those who are not interested in themselves, they often ignore and turn a blind eye. It's the kind of old saying, called the person who doesn't help the oil bottle when it falls!
knew that he was going to go to the Northern Song Dynasty to mess around, but he didn't even check the information of the Northern Song Dynasty. But it's no wonder, Wen Fei doesn't bother to read the explanation, the background or anything, and he's too lazy to understand the rules or anything. It's all slowly groping in the game. It's really not good, and when I encounter a difficulty that I can't get over, I will look back twice.
So although he can say that Tong Guan will be crowned king in the future, he doesn't know what good things Tong Guan can do in the northwest of the supervising army!
Wen Fei's appearance was so obvious that Tong Guanda felt embarrassed. But he heard Wen Fei say unabashedly: "No wonder your Song Dynasty always loses battles, tsk......t"
At this moment, Zitong Guan couldn't hold back his face, and said: "Why did the immortal master say this? I am a great Song Huanghuang thousands of miles, and the soldiers are strong and the horses are strong......
Wen Fei rolled his eyes and said, "It's not half the size of the Tang Dynasty, and besides, how many war horses do you have?" ”
Wen Fei's words choked Tong Guan half to death, and even Uncle Zhang felt embarrassed. If someone else is in front of you, saying how bad your country is, and every sentence is true, so that you can't refute it, I'm afraid you will be as embarrassed as these two people! And maybe you will be annoyed and angry.
Fortunately, I don't know if it's Wen Fei's immortal's skin that works, or Tong Guan's dead eunuch's broad-mindedness. I saw him stand up and bow to Wen Fei to the end: "The immortal master said this, there must be something to teach me." Listen to someone!"
Wen Fei was dumbfounded, he just said these things casually, and they were all mentioned when he was drinking and chatting with his father last time. If Wen Fei wants to give Tong Guan advice by himself, it would be really fatal. Who doesn't know that he is not interested in history, and his grades have never been a mess?
"Well, I'm afraid it's easier said than done!" Wen Fei said with a big grin, fortunately, his previous business was not in vain, at least how to fool people, and he didn't forget it all. With empty words in his mouth, his mind began to spin rapidly: "Professional matters still have to be solved by experts themselves." Well, it's the carpenter who makes the furniture. The mason goes to build the house, and the cooper goes to the hoop bucket. You can't have a cooper build a house and a plasterer make the furniture, can that do a good job? Or a plasterer building a house and a cooper pointing at him and saying this way, ...... do that."
Zhang Shuye and Tong Guan both laughed bitterly when they heard this, this matter is already a cliché. Not only did later generations know, but many people of insight in the Northern Song Dynasty had already seen this problem. I've been trying to solve it, but it's still the same as I said at the beginning. Zhao Kuangyin and Chen Qiao mutinied, and the yellow robe was added, and the world of the Hou Zhou Chai family was taken away. When it came to his younger brother Zhao Guangyi, he also followed his brother's example, and came to a candle shadow to shake the red and take away his brother's world.
The pair of Taizu Taizong, the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, were all usurped by the dynasty. The natural suspicion is quite strict, not only do not believe in military generals, but also do not believe in civil officials, and the design of official titles is quite complicated and confusing. I just want those who are in power to be unjustified and can't use their power to rebel.
For example, we are most familiar with the Qing Dynasty official Bao Zheng, that is, the one commonly known as "black-faced Bao Gong" in the opera, and his official title at the time of his death was "Privy Deputy Envoy Chaosan Dafu gave the Founding Marquis of Donghai County 1,800 households to eat 400 households to give purple gold fish bags to the Ministry of Gifts", a total of 45 words.
If today's reporters can travel through time and space to interview Bao Zheng, a big man, in the Song Dynasty and ask him if he can make his official title shorter, it is estimated that he will say that he can't shorten it, because subtracting any word cannot accurately and completely express his identity, status and scope of functions.
In fact, not a single word in this long list of official titles is superfluous, and it is really impossible to change a single word!