The middle-aged man nodded, and then said in surprise. "Young man, what was the complaint that the little demon said just now?"

Hearing this question, Yiyun's first reaction was that the secret path was not good, and sure enough, his eyes lit up, and then he said excitedly. "Senior, the so-called complaining is a new style of writing, why don't we discuss it?"

The eight of them glanced at each other, then nodded their heads and motioned for the exile to continue.

"As for the complaint, some of the elements to be possessed are similar to the usual style, but the only difference is the 'slot'. ”

"The slot is simply a hidden joke, and some analogies mock some things or events in reality, and then trigger the interaction between the reader and the author. ”

Of course, there is also a type of slot that completely depends on the author's own play, through the guò foreshadowing, or indiscriminately inserting a sentence with a big gap to cause laughter. ”

"For example, I'll give you an example. ”

As soon as he raised his hand, the space lit up, and in the middle, a man and a woman were talking.

The woman worried. "My father recently had heart surgery, what if it fails. ”

The man reassured. "It's okay, usually this surgery doesn't fail. ”

The woman said. "What if it fails?"

The man said. "As long as the uncle's heart is completely open to the doctor, then there is no problem. ”

The woman said. "Ha, I see, then I have nothing to worry about, thank you. ”

The man said. "But speaking of openness, when will your legs open to me, Xiaoyu?"

Suddenly, a doctor in a white coat walked up, and he was facing the two of them

"Hey, you two, it's time to take your medicine. ”

At the same time, the space was dark, and the three disappeared at the same time. Drifting stepped forward with a smile and said.

"Seniors, please see, the first line of words indicates events, people. The third line is a hidden groove -- is it okay for this woman to curse her father all the time? The fourth line highlights the groove of this passage 'open' -- what does it mean to open your heart to the doctor? What is the soul of using a scalpel! The fifth line of words -- hey, you actually believe it, and you actually thank you! The sixth line is the essence of the whole paragraph -- you [beep-] actually take advantage of the fire to rob, what does it mean that your legs are open to you, primitive people are more comforting than you! And the last paragraph of the text is for the sake of the rationality of the article, after all, it is not common to be like those two people who are imaginative, right? ”

"Huh. Yiyun twitched his cheeks next to him. "What I'm more concerned about is why you explain and complain so seriously..."

"You know a basket. Drift glanced at him and said. "This is a squirting weapon, okay? Men and women, young and old. As long as there is a suitable slot, you can be elegant, elegant, free and easy to spray to the end, even if others hold it accountable, you can also say 'if there is a similarity is pure fiction' and other irresponsible words, it's very convenient, okay..."

Yiyun covered his face and said. "Why do I feel that you have inexplicably offended a lot of people. ”

"Well, the seniors probably don't have any problems. Looking at the middle-aged man nodding, he didn't shake off Yiyun, and said with a smile.

"The second story, begins. ”

A romance novelist once said that nineteen is a girl's ring age, which means that if a girl receives a ring from a friend of the opposite sex when she is nineteen, she will be extremely happy in the future, regardless of the ring. It's not about love.

But is it really not about love? After all, the ring is an object that represents vows and love.

Flipping through the catalogue of this jewelry store, I wondered why I was suddenly asked to buy her a ring?

"Sir. Who are you going to give it to?" the clerk asked with a professional smile, as she seemed to see my hesitation.

"That's for a friend-female friend...", I added a sentence in the back a little embarrassed, and at the same time secretly said in my heart: I would have known that I would have gone to the jewelry store at the entrance of the station to buy a ring. As a result, I came to this kind of fine jewelry store with a twitch of my head...

No way, when I asked her, 'What kind of ring do you want,' she replied that it depends.

We have known each other since junior high school. Along the way, it's been eight years, and strangely enough, they haven't become partners, but have just become their respective confidants.

It is undeniable that we have long since become the most indispensable people in each other's lives. People often say that love is the toughest bond, but after seeing so many points and combinations, I can't help but feel that friends are the easiest to last. Lovers ask for more, and friends, just need a sad word of hush and warmth, and only need a word of encouragement when you are lost.

Sometimes, being blue and red is really just a thought.

For her, my friendship from the beginning has silently turned into a yearning in my heart, a strange love, and those old jokes have become blushing and heartbeat. They didn't look at each other and smiled.

She may have noticed my anomaly too, but she didn't say it, and we tacitly maintained this distant and close relationship.

Look at the heart, what kind of mind do you want to see? Friend's? Lover's? Anyway, ordinary friends don't give rings, right?

In this way, my thoughts did not stop for a long time, and I kept thinking about it.

The clerk was also stunned when she heard my answer, and she was a little surprised at my youth, but she quickly returned to her normal state, and immediately took out a drawing full of colorful rings, and smiled.

"Sir, this is a silver ring, which is very suitable for women to wear on a daily basis, and the price ranges from six hundred to one thousand, which is also very reasonable. ”

"The silver ring—" I glanced at the drawing, and found that the ring on it was quite beautiful, and I couldn't help but show a hint of interest.

I swept to the end and directly selected the most expensive silver ring, nearly 1,000 three, which was indeed lower than I expected, because I originally planned to come here to buy a diamond ring...

However, it is indeed a bit shabby to buy a diamond ring with the salary of 3,000 yuan just issued in his arms.

"Look at the heart..."The clerk smiled and wrapped the ring, handed it to me, and after walking out the door, looking at the blue sky, I muttered blankly. "It's a real problem for me. ”

As the Chinese New Year approached, the streets were a little bleak, and the cold wind continued to wash over my body, and I couldn't help but shiver with the bag in my hand.

In my pocket, the phone vibrated for a while, and I took it out to see that it was her phone.

"Hey. I answered the phone. "Awake?"

"Well—" her languid voice came from the other end of the line, she said. "How do you arrange today? Go to the movies first, and then have a romantic candlelit dinner in the evening?"

"How about a proposal by the way?" I smiled happily as I took out the invoice for the ring and threw it in the trash. (To be continued......)