Chapter Fifty-Seven: Fingers of the Flowers
In the future, after Han Xue knew that even 100 million years was trivial for Wu Lai, she regretted it very much, and blamed Wu Lai for why he didn't just say one billion years. Wu Lai said depressedly: "How do you remember?"
Han Xue said resentfully: "Hmph, you scoundrel, I remember everything you said to me, you don't want to deny it." ”
"But I seem to remember when you said that a hundred years would be enough. Wu Lai said aggrievedly.
"You can't, I can say. ”
"Why?"
"I was from the perspective of ordinary people, so a hundred years is enough, but for you, even billions of years are not enough. ”
"But we weren't in love yet!"
"Really?" The two simple words made Wu Lai sweat coldly! I didn't expect such a high level of cultivation to be able to break out in a cold sweat. "Kiss my wife, I was wrong, I should have explained it to you earlier. However, although Wu Lai's children's shoes tried their best to recover, they still couldn't escape from the palm of Han Xue's children's shoes. If someone asked what weapon was more powerful than the Wuji Holy Cut that he had lifted the seal in the future, he would definitely answer without hesitation: "It's the slender jade hand of my Han Xue's wife." ”
Han Xue's hand had already struck Wu Lai's waist. I only heard Wu Lai's scream, like a ghost crying wolf, countless planets collapsed, and lives were ruined, what a sin! (Han Xue: It's not the fault of the occasion, it's the fault of the scoundrel.) )
Han Xue looked at Wu Lai depressedly: "What's the name of the ghost, it hasn't started yet!"
"Hey, yes, I didn't feel any pain, what am I screaming for!" But I didn't expect it to hurt immediately, a heart-wrenching pain! The body of a generation of Saint Venerable couldn't resist the fingers of Han Xuetong's shoes. If his enemies knew, they would probably have broken their heads to learn how to use their fingers.
"We must have a correct understanding of our wife's fingers, we must not be sloppy in the slightest, we must not resist in the slightest, we must scream, we must make painful expressions, so that our wife's abusive psychology can be greatly satisfied! If you are an ordinary person, you must not tighten your muscles, you must relax, for cultivators, you must not only relax your muscles, but also strictly control the true yuan power in your body, and you must not hurt your wife. Remember, we are going to enjoy the abuse of our wives. This is the lesson that Wu Lai summed up afterwards. In the end, under Wu Lai's sincere confession of mistakes, and then took the initiative to sign hundreds of unequal treaties, Han Xue let him go.
Getting back to business, through the streets and alleys, the two finally came to Han Xue's mother's stall. Han Xue's mother was making fried stinky tofu for others, and when she saw Wu Lai, she was overjoyed, and put down her work and ran towards Wu Lai and Han Xue. As a result, everyone quickly smelled the smell of burnt paste, and it turned out that the tofu was fried. Han Xue's mother only remembered, and hurriedly said to Wu Lai: "Little brother, please take a seat." ”
"Okay, Auntie, you get busy first, don't worry about me. Wu Lai said politely.
Han Xue's mother ran back, threw away the fried tofu, and began to fry it again. After finishing doing it for the customer in front of her, Han Xue's mother said to the customer who was still queuing, "I'm sorry, I'm going to close the stall today." ”
Wu Lai hurriedly said: "Auntie, it's still early, the business is so good, don't be in a hurry to close the stall!" Han Xue also said: "Yes, Mom, why are you closing the stall so early?"
"What do you little girl know, can you be lazy when you come here?" Han Xue's mother said in a slightly reproachful tone. The person in front of me is my savior, how can I be lazy? Last time, you were a little girl who didn't keep people, and now it's hard to see you again, how can you let it go?
Wu Lai smiled and said, "Auntie, I want to eat too, don't close the stall, and help me make a little by the way." ”
Han Xue's mother glanced at Wu Lai and said, "Okay, Auntie will help you do it." ”
Soon, I helped Wu Lai and Han Xue each make a serving, and the golden fried stinky tofu looks like it makes people want to eat it. After tasting it, it was fragrant, crispy, and refreshing, better than what Han Xue made last time, of course, there was no way to compare, but Wu Lai subconsciously thought that Han Xue's mother had done it for so many years, and her grasp of the heat was naturally much better than Han Xue's. Wu Lai then sat down next to him and ate with relish. Han Xue looked at Wu Lai from the side, her eyes were complicated.
Wu Lai saw that Han Xue didn't eat, he kept looking at himself, and felt a little strange, so he asked, "Han Xue, why don't you eat it?" Han Xue came to her senses and said, "You eat, I grew up eating this, it doesn't matter if you eat one less piece." Wu Lai smiled: "Then I'm welcome." ”
After eating his own and Han Xue's portions, and wiping his mouth with satisfaction, Wu Lai said, "It's delicious." ”
"It's delicious, you can come every day, Auntie makes it for you. Han Xue's mother heard Wu Lai's words and took over the conversation.
"But I don't have any money, and my mother doesn't give me pocket money. (Wang Mei: I'm wronged, I'm more wronged than Dou E, didn't I give you ten yuan last time?
Han Xue's mother smiled: "You stupid child, Auntie invites you to eat, I don't want your money." ”
Han Xue looked at Wu Lai, her eyes became more complicated, the Wu Lai in front of her sometimes looked very mature, and sometimes she looked like a child. In fact, he was a child, not yet sixteen.