(Continue to modern background mode)

Yiyun took out the truncated flute and began to blow: Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green......

Pass: Continue to switch to the Dead Old Man's Oral Story:

was originally pregnant Wang Cuicui, who could withstand such a toss. Finally, Wang Cuicui miscarried! (Applause!) Thousands of readers can think of a development without using their brains, but how to say it is also a tragic bloody plot, everyone converges a little, smears some mustard, and squeezes some tears out. ）

At this time, the background switched to pouring rain, lightning and thunder, Wang Cuicui cried darkly, but unfortunately no one sympathized with her.

The pattern of ridicule and hatred continues to intensify: Wang Cuicui has just had a miscarriage, she has been crying all day, she is already exhausted, she is weak, so she can't cook dinner for her mother-in-law. At this moment, it completely angered the mother-in-law.

The woman punched and kicked Wang Cuicui on one side, and on the other hand, the village chief held a clan meeting to criticize Wang Cuicui.

Mama Rong stood up and waved to the reader: Hello everyone, I am that mother-in-law!

Wang Cuicui is from another village, and the rumor has been spread in the village for so long. Therefore, under the mother-in-law's strength, Wang Cuicui's final criticism was that she was immersed in a pig cage.

"Nima, isn't it adultery that will be immersed in the pig cage?" Yiyun couldn't help but complain, and slapped him back, he quickly stopped it, and then said flatteringly: "Okay, okay, don't care about these details, I understand!"

Not long after Wang Cuicui was immersed in the pig cage, it rained heavily in the whole village.

Immediately after the river rose, the water almost submerged the entire village, but fortunately the heavy rain did not last long, and the village was relatively high relative to the riverbank, so it did not cause a tragedy.

However, after the rain cleared, strange things happened in the village one after another.

First, Wang Cuicui's mother-in-law died, and then the villagers who criticized Wang Cuicui together at that time died bizarre and tragic deaths one by one. At this time, it was rumored in the village that Wang Cuicui, who had been immersed in the pig cage, came back to take revenge and wanted to kill all the people who bullied her.

Panic began to spread throughout the village, and gradually people moved out of the village and fled the place.

However, there will definitely be a recurrence of the bloody plot: a Taoist chief came to the village and lived here for a while.

After the Taoist chief came, he organized people to go to the river to salvage Wang Cuicui's body, but unfortunately, the flood a few days ago did not know where the body was washed.

Nevertheless, with the arrival of the Taoist chief, the village began to recover as before.

(Attention to all units: Now on the harmonious and simple rural background, play roosters and dogs...... No, play background music of chickens and ducks crowing)

Scene Rapid Switching:

Over time, the entire city has changed dramatically.

When the old man said this, Yiyun began to play with the music: Good days.

Background reading: The spring breeze of reform blows the earth, and the atmosphere of getting rich is everywhere, and there is a group of corrupt officials here, and there is also a group of corrupt officials.

Let some people get rich first, and then torture others to death, so that everyone can achieve common prosperity......

"Stop, stop, what a mess! This is a positive urban dream story! You know! Urban dream! Okay, move on to the next one!"

The old man once again adjusted a positive look: this is no exception, because the village is at the foot of the mountain, relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, and has a good geographical location, it is not difficult to get rich.

People in the whole city are desperately trying to make money, and of course building roads and construction are indispensable.

No, the construction of the village road was put on the agenda some time ago. However, not long after the start of construction, I don't know what I touched during the construction, but Wang Cuicui's resentful soul was released, and a series of disability incidents occurred one after another, which caused panic in the whole village, and the big construction outside the village had to be stopped.

Then the people of the village moved out one after another, fearing reprisals, and now I am the only one left.

"Oh, that's what happened!" Yiyun patted Ling Jianan, who was already asleep on the side, and the girl rubbed her eyes and looked at Yiyun in disgust: "Waste of time." ”

"Thank you, dead old man!" Yiyun nodded at Ling Jianan: "Go!"

The girl immediately started the locomotive, and the old man, who was about to die, stepped over and grabbed the car: "Ah! The story has been told to you, and this toll fee can be paid!"

I didn't expect this old man to be so vigorous, Yiyun had no choice but to throw the crumpled money in his hand to the old man: "Here you go, old guy!"

The old man let go of his hand in a manner, this city: less nonsense, what old people become bad, or bad people become old; these bad people now are the same group back then, what criticism, what red treasure books, these goods, are all that generation of garbage.

"Whew!"

The Black Flame locomotive roared away.

The old man looked proud, unfolded the red ticket in his hand, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What! It's a dark coin!"

Next, Yiyun and Ling Jiannan left the dead old man, and then they crossed the river, and after crossing the river, they went up the mountain, and when they went up the mountain, they went down the ditch, and when they went down the ditch, they went out of the forest, and when they got out of the forest, they went around the corner, and after they went around the corner, they entered the village......

After a little bit of long-windedness, let's do it again: Yiyun and Ling Jiannan left the dead old man, and then they crossed the river, and after crossing the river, they went up the mountain, and when they went up the mountain, they went down the ditch, and when they got out of the ditch, they went out of the forest, and when they got out of the forest, they went around the corner, and after they went around the corner, they entered the village

The reader directly scribbled: "Nima, you are doing this, do you want to play Death Yiyun, or let us abandon the book!"

Well, admit your mistakes, apologize, kneel, lick your feet...... Ask for forgiveness.

After entering the village, Ling Jiannan threw Yiyun two leaves and a small medicine bottle.

"What is this?" Yiyun asked blankly, thinking to himself: Now that I have entered a deserted village, if I want to fight in the field, I should throw away the condom and lubricating oil, what does it mean to give this leaf and medicine bottle?

"Weeping willow leaves and cow tears, wipe cow tears on your eyes with weeping willow leaves, and you can see ghosts. A cold voice came to my ears.

"That's okay, is it true that cow tears can see ghosts?" Yiyun stretched out his hand towards Ling Jianan: "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

The girl gave him a blank look, then took out a two-finger-wide yellow paper talisman from between her cuffs, stood in front of her eyebrows, and let out a coquettish cry:

"Hurry!"

The yellow paper talisman spontaneously combusted out of thin air, and a purple light spontaneously burned into the talisman flames that surged towards her eyebrows, leaving a faint mark of the Heavenly Eye.

"What are you doing here?" Watching Ling Jianan's series of performances, Yiyun asked stupidly.

"The Sky Eye Talisman, similar to Ox Tears, can help the user see ghosts, but the effect is better and lasts longer. Ling Jianan's voice was cold and hard.

"Then why don't you give it to me?"

"Figure, you're a guy like you, it's already good to use those two!"

"Yes, then you can use it too, isn't this a cow's tears?"

"Let me wipe the cow's tears, that thing is so disgusting, what should I do if I have an eye disease! After speaking, he didn't wait for Yiyun to respond, and walked away.

"Nima, I don't feel sick when I work together, I should have eye disease!" Yiyun muttered, staring at Ling Jianan's swaying round beautiful buttocks and leaving, there was really a desire to pounce on it and get a doggy back.

"En!" Ling Jiannan turned around and glanced at Yiyun coldly, he immediately turned around, pretending to be looking for something: "Hey, where have you gone?

When he looked up again, there was no longer Ling Jianan's shadow in front of him, so he could only helplessly wipe the cow's tears and began to wander around the village.

"Nima! I'm a responsible protagonist!"

Well, Yoshiyun began to search for it in the village with all his might.