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The first chapter is all about the lunch box

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for graduate students here!"

These words fell, and then there was a bang, and poor Qin Chao's children's shoes were already wet. He nǎinǎi, now it's autumn, this splash of water down, can make the Qin Dynasty happy as if going to the North Pole.

Especially the smell of this footwash...... I'll go for it, I haven't washed my feet for at least half a month.

"Who is this, don't you talk about morality!" The wet and smelly Qin Dynasty suddenly became angry. Just as he opened his mouth to scold, he never knew which window, a pitch-black vase suddenly flew out and smashed into Qin Chao's head with a bang.

As if someone had been knocked on a stick, Qin Chao's eyes turned black, his head was covered with blood, and he fell to the ground with a weak body. And at this time, from the broken vase, a puff of black smoke suddenly flew out, and it burrowed into Qin Chao's body.

"Oh, the Song Dynasty vase I found in the antique market!" At this moment, on top of the tall building, an old man dragged his naughty little grandson and beat him on the buttocks.

"After being imprisoned by the stinky Taoist priest for more than a thousand years, Lao Tzu has finally returned...... This person turned out to be a natural demon! Hahaha, I'm Rhode's beginning. Stinky Taoists, wait, Lao Tzu will seek revenge on you soon!"

Looking downstairs again, the Qin Dynasty muttered to himself, and then slowly climbed up from the ground.

At this moment, a faint green light appeared in his eyes, which looked very strange in the dark night, as if he was a ghost from hell. Just as he was about to start killing and replenish his energy with the souls of the dead, a white light suddenly flew through the sky.

"Not good...... It's a person from Shumen...... Now that Lao Tzu has just been resurrected, his consciousness is unstable, so it is better to hide first. This Qin Chao sniffed, the green light in his eyes suddenly dissipated, his body softened again, and he fell to the ground.

And in the sky, there was a woman dressed in a white robe, who was as beautiful as a fairy, with a sword under her feet, and wandered in the night sky for a week.

"It's strange, I obviously feel the aura of Rod's demon god around here......" The woman frowned and said, "If Rod's old demon god is born, it will inevitably cause a bloody storm...... No, I need to report to the teacher quickly.

At this moment, a couple dressed very fashionably walked up to him in front of him.

"Brother, give me face, can you give this place to the two of you?" The man wore gold-rimmed glasses on his eyes and wore a suit and leather shoes, and he seemed to be a rich second generation. And the woman in his arms, although her posture was good, why did she look at her with contempt.

The Qin Dynasty quickly understood, and it was obvious that he looked down on our shabby stalls.

Before Qin Chao could speak, when he saw the lunch box in his hand, the man with glasses smiled.

"I said buddy, you're eating this too. Look at your dress, you look like an unemployed young man, right? No car, no house, no girlfriend? Otherwise, you can't have only two vegetarian dishes for a boxed lunch. Young man, if you want to replenish your body, I'll give you a hundred, KFC McDonald's, you can eat whatever you like, eat until you vomit, what's the matter?"

After speaking, the man pursed his lips, took out a big red paper from his wallet, and threw it on Qin Chao's lap.

"That's it, just a hundred. If you want too little, I'll give you two hundred. Anyway, my man has nothing else, so he has money. The woman twisted the water snake's waist and said as she pulled out two large pieces of red paper from her "man's" purse.

Qin Chao was so depressed, he pushed away the big red paper on his body, stood up with a boxed lunch.

"You can keep this money and buy a condom. ”

So saying, he was about to leave. At this time, a black shadow suddenly popped out behind him.

"Husband, where are you?"

"Husband?"

Qin Chao was a little stunned, he turned his head, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Belle!

Definitely a super invincible beauty. ”

"Who is rare!" The beautiful woman glanced at him, and suddenly made the chairman of the poplar tree unable to get off the stage, "Husband, give me your boxed lunch to eat, I'm hungry." ”

After speaking, he snatched the lunch box in Qin Chao's hand.

"Don't run!"

"Damn, what about that stinky bitch!" At this time, several hideous-looking little rascals came out of the woods, and their eyes lit up when they saw the beautiful woman.

"That's her, catch her! Damn, dare to hit Lao Tzu. ”

A man with dyed blond hair touched a slap mark on his face and said angrily.

When the rich second generation saw this scene, he ran away. His girlfriend also panicked and chased after her boyfriend.

And the beautiful woman immediately leaned into Qin Chao's arms and said timidly: "Husband, they are the ones who bullied me!"

"Is this person your husband?" The hooligans suddenly saw Qin Chao, with a hint of fierceness on the corner of their mouths.

"It's better for your husband, stinky bitch, look how I fuck you in front of your husband!" a hooligan scolded and rushed over.

Qin Chao was shocked, he pushed the beauty away, and also desperately, the wild donkey hit the man, and crashed headlong into the hooligan.

"Damn, dare to fight back!" The little rascal took out a bicycle chain lock from his arms and smashed it towards Qin Chao.

A class of otaku in the Qin Dynasty, where do they know how to fight. The wild donkey hit people just now was just a piece of courage. The chains of the little rascal were immediately whipped in his face.

"Ahh She immediately threw the lunch box in her hand at the little rascal who still wanted to continue beating the Qin Dynasty, and the rice and leeks were all over the sky, making the little rascal scold and take a few steps back!"

"Huhu, I finally beat them away......"

At this time, the divine power that Qin Dynasty had just suddenly suddenly retreated like water, making him feel weak and sit on the ground.

The Qin Dynasty had a headache and groaned again and again. Although he beat away those hooligans, at this time, a greater crisis enveloped himself. A wicked laugh echoed in his ears.

"You go die...... You are dead, this boy demon body is Lao Tzu'......" The voice became more and more noisy, making Qin Chao feel disgusted and want to vomit.

Imagine if a lot of people were in your ear, screaming all the time, and soon, you would have this feeling of vomiting too.

At this moment, the beautiful woman who had just been saved by him walked over and gently patted him on the shoulder.

"My name is Su Ji, thank you for saving me......"

The beauty herself didn't know that when she came into contact with the Qin Dynasty, the Buddha beads on her wrist lit up. Then, a warm force traveled through the whole body of the Qin Dynasty. This guy moaned comfortably, like the excitement after **.

And the sound of the ghost's howl seemed to be suppressed by the power of the Buddha beads. At this time, Qin Chao's consciousness began to fight back, his soul seemed to be entangled with another black shadow, and then shouted in his mind, tearing that black shadow alive. The divine consciousness of a generation of demon gods finally completely dissipated in the soul of the Qin Dynasty.

Hearing Qin Chao's voice, the pretty face of the beautiful woman blushed, and she could fry eggs on her face. At this time, in the Qin Dynasty, after a catastrophe, the god jīng was overdrawn and finally fainted to the ground, completely unconscious.

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